- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did Helen Keller say to her friend? Nothing. If you didn't know, she was deaf and blind so she had to use Sign Language.

How much wood can a wood chuck chuck if a wood chuck could chuck wood? The Holocaust

Where is Jew University? Berlin, Germany

yo moma so stupid she went to the dentist for a bluetooth.

What is worse than going to school? Nothing.

What's big fat and hairy? Peter

Why 't the blonde dial 911? Because phones haven't had dials on them for at least 40 years or so. She can however punch it in on her keypad.

what's worse than stubbing your toe? 9/11

Q: what's green and has wheels? A: a john deere tractor

Why did Suzie fall of the swing? Because Suzie was a cucumber.

There are two fish in a tank and one says to the other, "how do we drive this thing?"

Why did the girl miss her date? She got killed.

Q. Why couldn't Billy see the pirate movie? A. Because his mom didn't let him.

A black man and a muslim enter a bar. The Black man pulls out a gun in an attempt to commit a robbery, however the muslim opened his jacket, screamed "Allah Akkbar" and blew himself up. Everyone died.

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? answer: Where's my tractor?

Why cant kellen heller drive? She was born with the disabilities of being blind and deaf, thus rendering her unable to operate a vehichle.

Why did the chicken not make it across the road? Because he got hit by a transport.

Why did the kid drop his ice cream cone?? Cause he got hit by a bus.

How did Hitler make the world a better place? He died.

Why did the rabbit cross the road? He was attempting vehicular suicide after being told yet again that he was "silly" and "Trix are for kids."

What's bad about four black men in a car going over a cliff? It was my car.

An Irishman walks into a bar he asks for directions, and leaves.

What sucks more than being married? Being shot in both kneecaps

knock knock. who's there? interupting doctor. interupting doctor who....you have cancer.

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