Roses are red, violets are blue, if you didn't know that, go back to school.

Once there was an ugly barnacle. He was so ugly that everyone died. The end.

I'm homeless.

Roses are Razzmatazz Violets are Arsenic These colors are weird Cancer.

a guy was waiting for his date, then she arrived and they went happily to the cinema

What do you call Americans Watching Canadians? Hockey

how do yopu punish helen keller? Ground her, just like you would with any other child.

One day a black man went and bought a car with his own hard-earned money.

Why was the grandomther crying? She just got pepper sprayed.

What did the asian do with his homework? finish it. as is expected from children his age.

A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead are in a terrible ship crash that leaves them stranded on a desert island. All of their survival supplies sank with the boat so they don't last very long.

A man with a badly injured arm is sitting in a hospital. He says, "Doctor, when my arm heals, will I be able to play the violin?" The doctor says, "With proper medical attention and rest, yes, you will be able to." The man says, "That's great! Before I was hurt, I really enjoyed playing the violin."

why were maddie and maddy and rachel and jill all friends? we all enjoy pizza

who needs to get a different hairstyle to his boyo? josh roberts

What would Chuck Norris do if you insulted him? Nothing. He probably doesn't have time for such foolishness.

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You must be Jamaican cause you have long dreadlocks and you are listening to Bob Marley

chuck norris won the world series of poker using his superior knowledge of counting cards and calculating probability.

What did the man give his wife for her anniversary? Nothing. The man is a raging alcoholic and forget her anniversary due to his high alcoholic intake during the past few weeks. Even if he did remember he most likely didn't care after seeing his wife cheat on him with another woman putting his marriage into shambles.

How many black people does it take to change a light bulb? None. While they were figuring out who to change the bulb the bulb lit a spark and the house caught fire. Everyone but one died. The black guy couldn't change the bulb because the bulb was lost in the fire.

josh- your a strange boy. liam- yes. due to by up bringing i have been exposed to unusual situations that most people do not encounter therefore affecting how i behave. Secondly the definition of normal is varying from person to person making being normal to every human being difficult to even the most capable of people. Essentialy Josh i care little for you comment. *josh was a black man who died of cancer 6 weeks after this incodent*

What are the two words that once you hear, You will feel a sudden gush of euphoria followed by immense depression? The Game

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in an open hole Poor body disposal practice

you're momma's so fat, and i like fat chicks. is she home?

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