i like my babies how i like my potatoes..... skinned

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Knock knock come in.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I can't rhyme The end

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Why was the little girl crying. Her dad wiped his bloody penis with her teddybear.

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Roses are red, violets are blue. i have Alzheimer's, cheese on toast.

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whats worse than forgetting your lunch at home? getting diagnosed with type 1 diabetes.

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a baby in your closet.

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Chris Brown can do no wrong. False he acquired several wrongs through his mistreatment of several women.

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Why doesn't Caillou have hair? Because he has cancer.

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a man touches girls butt ...... she sharts her pants

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What is brown and sticky?… A shit…

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There was a farmer had a dog and Bingo was his name-oh But the farmer killed and ate him, because Bingo licked himself inappropriately

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knock knock! whos there? me! me who? thats right! whats right? meehoo! thats what i want to know! whats what you want to know? me who? yes, exactly! exactly what? yes, i have an exactlywatt on a chain! exactly what on a chain? yes! yes what? no, exactlywatt! thats what i want to know! i told you--exactlywatt! exactly what? yes! yes what? yes, its with me! whats with you? exactlywatt--thats whats with me! me who? yes! Go away! knock knock.....

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Roses are Red grass is greener every time i think of you i touch my weiner

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interviewer: young man, do you think you can handle a variety of work? Young man: I ought to be able to. I’ve had 12 different jobs in 4 months.

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There is a high speed pursuit when suddenly the suspect's car skids out of control and crashes into a field. Two cows witness the commotion, when one turns round to the other and says "Moo"

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Q. How many alzhimers patients dose it take to screw in a light bulb? A. To get to the other side

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead. why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the monkey.

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You know what they say about a man's feet... No i don't.

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Why did the blonde die? She was slurped up by a 1,000 foot anteater.

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Hey, you know what would be funny? A joke.

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what is almost like Jesus? Jesus

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one time, there was this anti-joke.com joke set-up. It was just like a normal joke set-up. was the anti-joke punchline effective, artful of funny at all? no. it was a plain statement of some facts without consideration for humor. it gets old after you read like 50 of them. it gets REALLY. F*CKIN. OLD.

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I have the answer to why the child stepped on a ball-he was dumb

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