- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A seal walks into a club. The poacher continues to beat the seal to death.

Jerry Sandusky walks into an Under 21

What do a purple cow and a red fire engine have in common? Both like eating pizza on Fridays, except for the red fire engine.

Knock Knock. Who's there? You Know. You Know who?.......GOODBYE!

How do you kill a dwarf? You put rope around his neck and attach the other end to a concrete slab. Proceed to then through him in the ocean.

Why did the little boy fall down the tree? He didn't. He jumped.

Whats the difference between a black man and a mexican? The skin pigmentation and most likely the size of their penis

What was Helen Keller's favourite colour? None, due her disability she was unable to see colours...

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If you're head weren't attached to your shoulders... you'd be dead.

I got pussies, cocks, asses and bitches. In my animal store.

What's black and white and red all over? A greyish red object.

What do you call a lion eating a gazelle? the food chain.

Why are black people afraid of chainsaws? Because chainsaws are powerful machines, capable of dismemberment and death when wielded by someone who wishes to cause harm

How many Anne Franks does it take to screw in a light bulb? None, cause she's dead.

You're mama's SO stupid that when she applied to college, they were happy to help.

Did you hear about the man with the bicycle? He was 2 tired.

Why did the man get in a car accident? Because he was blind.

chuck norris was bit by a snake, a few hours later he died

What's brown and sticky? A lump of shit.

NO ONE LIKES RANGAS

Q: Did you hear the joke about Helen Keller? A: Neither did she...

If quizzes are quizical, what are tests? Testicals

What did the duck with one leg say to the pirate? Woof.

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