- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A guy walks into a bar and laughs. Later, a green, homosexual dinosaur dentist escorts him out to play a houdini banjo.

what's the difference between you and a yack one is a spitting idiot and the other one is a camel

What's racecar spelled backwards? Jesus.

AIDS

What's the dumbest animal in the rainforest? A polar bear.

What did the paper towel say to the tomato? Nothing.

What noise did Helen Keller make when she fell out of the window? None. She wasn't aware that she was falling and died immediately upon impact. @rowakaflocka

Who hangs out with a girl all day every day while he's dating her for 4 months and still doesn't get his wiener touched. Adam claypool

What's scarier than the most horrifying monster you can think of? The thought of Donald Trump becoming president!

Want to hear an anti-joke? Yes. Well I'm not going to tell you one.

Fuck off, seriously, if your name is Tifa, my name is bah, I got better things to do.

How do you make a little boy cry? Slap the cookie out of his hand.

What did the frog say to the goat? Nothing frogs can't talk.

Q: Why did the boy have a bloody nose? A: Because a serial killer split his head in half with an axe.

my wife out of the kitchen

Guy: I have a gun get in my van Girl: SHOTGUN!

What do you call a woman in a kitchen ? There rightful place.

When SCUBA diving, why is it important to fall backward off the side of the boat? Because if you fell forward, you would still be in the boat.

why did the chicken cross the road? because colonel sanders was chasing it with an axe

identical jokes get different votes.

A French man, Irish man and Japanese man walk into a bar, seeing as the men speak different languages no conversation begins.

What do you call a Mexican kicking a ball? A soccer player

- Pete and Repeat are in a boat. Repeat falls off, who's left? - Pete? - F**k yes.

Betty White's wrinkly ass skin.

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