What did the man with no head say to the women?

What's worse than Hitler killing six million Jews? All of the Jews. --ZeNaziGermanDoctior

What did the the girl say to the deaf boy after he asked her out? He doesn't know

whats the diffrence 2 gay people and 1 gay person? A 1 person diffrence

Paul walker: Breaks, stop Breaks: no

What's the difference between being hungry and being horny? Where you put the cucumber

What's the difference between a black girl and a white girl? Nipple color

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When is a door not a door? When it is ajar.

What did the farmer say to the other farmer? We are both farmers.

Why was the little boy cold? Cause he was traped In a fridge

Why is NO ONE on Facebook when I AM?! Because you have no friends... on Facebook... ... Wow.

What do you get if you cross a kangaroo with a sheep? ProtestS from Anti GM activists.

A man was complaining about not getting enough sleep. He was then raped.

Your dad is so hairy, that he shaves to look more cleanly.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side. That's what she said

What do you call a black man with a peg leg? Disabled

Why did Jimmy not go to school? Because Jimmy, along with his family, were killed in a horrible house fire. Knock Knock? Who's there? Not Jimmy...

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why did the girl fall off the swing? her dad threw a refrigerator jlr

Why did the boy cut his hair? Because he was large.

What is the sound of one hand clapping? I don't know you have a hand try it yourself lazy prick.

yo mama is so fat that when she stepped on the scale she exclaimed "wow, i'm overweight" she then proceeded to eat a cupcake to mask her pain.

What happens when you cut down a tree? It falls over.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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