- Anti Joke

When SCUBA diving, why is it important to fall backward off the side of the boat? Because if you fell forward, you would still be in the boat.

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why did the chicken cross the road? because colonel sanders was chasing it with an axe

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my wife out of the kitchen

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Q: Why did the boy have a bloody nose? A: Because a serial killer split his head in half with an axe.

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What does a black man do when drives up to a STOP sign? Stops.

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What did the boy with no arms get for Christmas? I don't know, he couldn't open it.

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Whats the difference between me and a ghost? What? Ghost are not dolphins

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Ok class, we are doing arts and crafts today, but remember, have fun and be creative... Thats what she said

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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whats pink and fluffy? pink fluff

Betty White's wrinkly ass skin.

- Pete and Repeat are in a boat. Repeat falls off, who's left? - Pete? - F**k yes.

whats the differnce between a white boy and a black boy? skin color

What do you call a Mexican kicking a ball? A soccer player

What's black and white and red all over? My dog after she was hit by a car (true story)

What do you call a woman in a kitchen ? There rightful place.

What are three things an average teenager cannot live without? Oxygen, Food, and Water. Duh.

a guy was waiting for his date, then she arrived and they went happily to the cinema

Q: Why was the mexican mowing the lawn? A: Because the grass was too tall

Roses are red, Because they can intrinsically change color through natural dyes.

When SCUBA diving, why is it important to fall backward off the side of the boat? Because if you fell forward, you would still be in the boat.

Three men walked into a bar. The fourth one ducked.

How do you make a little boy cry? Slap the cookie out of his hand.

I17. I17. I17. That was my best impression of a Bingo caller.

Why wasn't the unplugged computer on?

identical jokes get different votes.