- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How many juice does it take to screw in a light bulb? One.

Doctor, doctor! I think I've got an ear infection. I best give you some medicine.

roses are red , violets are blue i love bernard he loves me too if you take him from my place i'll smash my fist in your face.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms and she was blind.

So, would you like provolone or mozzarella with that? Yes.

a girl got a friend request from a unknown guy. she chated him asking who he was. he replied vamos a tener sexo caliente y vas a pedir mas rapido mas duro! vamos ser estrellos porno. the girl deleted him as a friend B.A.

What time is it when you run out of ice cream? Time to get more ice cream.

What's worse than Bogans? Boat people.

Where is aodhan's ma? Jail, she was cought with a bag full of the white powder.

What do you call a dog with no legs? What ever you want, its still not going to come.

What do you get when you cross bread an eagle, a wolf and shark together? I don't know, but I'm pretty sure it will kill all of us!

What did the newborn get on it's birthday? A life

Why was the cat in the bag? Because it's owner was abusive and put it in there.

One day a married couple have a conversation. The husband says, "Make me a sandwich." The wife says, "Okay, what do you want on it?"

Why did the woman go to the kitchen? The same reason she went to the bathroom, she needed to wash her hands because she was finger painting. Her husband was using the bathroom.

A devout Islamic man walks into a weapons of mass destruction store he is shocked and appalled at how easily such dangerous weapons can be bought.

What's worse than finding half a worm in your apple? dead parents.

what did the duck say to the monkey.............. QUACK!!!!!!!!

What did the rat say to the dog? Nothing, he is a rat and therefore incapable of speech.

What did the bank teller say to Santa Claus? May I help you?

How does a printer work? You plug it in.

knock knock who's there me me who It's me your son who was in prison for 6 years for false charges of attempted homicide

Q: how do you fit 100 jews in a car A: 3 in the back one in the passenger seat and 96 in the ash tray

When you see birds flying in a V why is one side of the V always longer than the other? There are more birds on that side

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