Knock Knock who's there? Steve Steve who? Steve. I already told you my name.

There are two kinds of people: Those who have a life, and those who read anti-jokes

what did one elephant say to the other one? nothing silly elepehants dont talk

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Why did the Mexican cross the border? He was hoping to achieve greater economic prosperity and well-being for his family. penis.

Knock knock. Who's there? Chet. Chet who? I probably shouldn't be giving you my name, just get in the fucking van...

Once upon a time, Ducks THE END

I don't always drink beer, but when I do, I have a pint or two.

Warning: Legit Joke Below What is the difference between an elevator and a Mexican? Only one can raise a child.

Why is Skrillex so bad a fishing? He has Parkinson's Disease

What does an Asian do in a library in his school? Write one of these.

I wrote a funny joke.

how do you make lady gaga cry you poke here face then rape here.

Why did an old man cause a car accident? He gotf a heart attack.

Colin Fry backwards is yrF niloC

What is the best part about having sex with tweny-six year olds. There are twenty of them. ap~pac

5 Italian guys from Long Island

Why did the boy fall out of the tree? This is no time to make insensative jokes you dick, Billy's on a hospital bed.

Q: which is easier to unload a truck of dead babies or a truck of alove babies? A: dead babies cause u can use a pitchfork

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks, "Why the long face?" The horse replies, "My wife is dying of terminal brain cancer."

Your mom is so fat that she sat on a rock.

Why was Yabba annoyed? Because the idiots who do the audio description voiceover for Timmy Time on BBC iPlayer frequently refer to her as a male even though she is clearly a female duck.

Its a bird!! Its a plane!! No, its a bird.

What's big and black? An ant i lied about in being big

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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