- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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so a man walks into a bar *pint of bud there please

You're rowing a canoe upstream and a wheel falls off, how many pancakes can you fit in a dog house? None because icecream doesn't have bones.

What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car? Get in the car.

What do u call a cripple Biv

Why did the Chicken cross the road? Because there were no cars coming

roses are red violets are blue i need a pee and so do u

What happened to the hungry child? He got out of Africa

a fat man walks out of mcdonalds

How many mexicans does it take to change a lightbulb? Juan.

What sucks more than being married? Being shot in both kneecaps

A black guy walks into a bar orders his drink and could not do it in a more civilized way

What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a tree There isn't a tree in my garage

-The proceeding statement is true. -The preceeding statement is false.

Friends, they're like food. If you eat them, they die.

a turtle walks into a bar and eats everyone

A man walks into a bar............. The bar explodes and everyone dies

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks "Why the long face?". The horse does not respond because it is a horse. It can neither speak nor understand English. It is confused by its surroundings and gallops out of the bar, knocking over a few tables.

Taxes are like prostitutes. The higher your salary, the more you pay.

What is square and grey? A grey square.

April showers bring... tornadoes that kill families

You are in a room with no doors and no windows. All you have a chainsaw and a mirror. How do you get out? You don't and will slowly die a painful death of asphyxiation.

A dog walks into a bar. It was a bar in Taiwan, so they killed it and ate it.

Why was the black man drowning? His boat sank.

Why did Billy kill Joey? Joey had sex with Billy's wife... and Billy wanted revenge.

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