- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's Kanye West's main goal in life? To dash the hopes and dreams of Taylor Swift on national television.

what do you call a black man with a knife in his hand? a surgeon.

Whats brown and sticky? A antelope.

How are you doing today? I'm fine...Except for the rape.

What's worse then finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust What's worse then the Holocaust? Two Holocausts

Knock Knock. Who's there? [no one] After that day, Dave moves out of the house assuming that a ghost knocked on his door.

What's long and hard and full of semen? An erect penis at the climax of an orgasm.

A man walks into a bar... "OUCH", he says for no apparent reason. He then buys a beer.

How are friends and bananas alike? If you peel their skin and eat them they die.

Ok everyone, you know that kid that after his joke he'll put louis on the bottom because that's his name? He sucks at joke telling and if you see any of his jokes, DISLIKE THEM!

You're a fat chubby McChubchub fatty fatchub because your fat chubby McChubchubfattychub poop is on your fatty fat Mcphat face of fatchubness because you are the fatty lord of McChubby fat kings.

Why are anti jokes so repetitive? Because you're reading too many, get off your computer.

What black and white and red all over? A penguin in a blender

Your momma has such a bad pancreas that it releases insulin into her bloodstream all the time. NOT just in response to glucose.

If your reading this you will realize that this sentence means nothing and I have just taken 5 seconds of your life that you'll never get back.

What's the difference between a Ferrari and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage?

what is funnier than one dead baby in a dumpster? There is nothing funny about the homicide of a minor, and the murder should be immediately investigated.

Math Problem: John has 32 candy bars. He eats 28 of them. What does he have now? Diabetes. John has diabetes.

You should put some sand in your vagina to make the crabs feel more at home.

Why did the black man go to portugal? Because he was very hard working and needed a vacation.

What did the child say after the priest touched him? Thank you for the ashes Father, have a blessed Lenten season.

hi dave

Q: Whats green and has wheels? A: Any form of motorized vehicle that is made for transportation and has a green paint scheme.

Yo momma stank so bad, she might have a serious vaginal infection. You should take her to the hospital.

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