What's worse than a worm in your apple? The Holocaust No, the Holocaust never even happened, you're an idiot.

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Obama

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last night i was doing some guy in the ass. i went to give him a reach around and the homo had a boner! freakin queer.

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Q: Why are Dino-Nuggets so good? A: Because they are nuggets in the shape of dinosaurs.

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A mother had three kids: 1st kid- “Mom, why did you name me Daisy?” Mom- “Because when you were a baby a daisy fell on your head.” 2nd kid- “Mommy, why did you name me Rose?” Mom- “Because when you were a baby a rose fell on your head.” 3rd kid- “Blahblahblahflismdjsk” *makes retarded noises* Mom- “SHUT UP BRICK!”

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What do you call a zebra with no stripes? A zebra with no stripes

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hey! Wanna hear a bird joke? No. Well this is Hawkward....

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What did the boob say to the bra? sup bra

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why is six afraid of seven? Because seven is a rapist

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Two muffins are in the oven They didn't say anything.

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Did u think that last joke was funny? Well this one isnt

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Yo mama so fat when she goes to the gym, she makes her trainer skinnier.

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Roses are red, violets are blue, your Mom is a fake, she adopted you!

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How do you make an elephant float? Who cares?

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what does a horny frog say RUBIT RUBIT

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Why couldn't the turtle swim? Because he went too close to an oil spill, the petroleum got into his mouth and coated his lungs and he is now dead.

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Yo dawg, I heard you like cars. Thats cool, whats your favorite one?

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a man with a serious lung diesease was brought into a hospital, through continuous care they were not able to save him and he died the following morning.

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Jimmy Saville

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What do Hitler and Jesus have in common? Facial hair.

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Why did the boy cry after baseball practice? He was molested by his coach.

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Did you hear about the kid from Oklahoma? No. Yeah, he died.

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Once there was an ugly barnacle. He was so ugly that everyone died. The end.

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Where do cows go in their free time? burger king.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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