Why did the janitor commit suicide? He was sick of people's shit.

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Why did the blind man itch his knee? He has cancer

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What is black and white and red all over? A nun that just fell down the stairs.

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The 70's called. They had the wrong number.

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A horse walks into a bar. The owner promptly calls a local farmer to let him know that his horse has escaped again.

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Ask me if I'm a tree. "Are you a tree?" Of course not.

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What scares little children and befriends their parents? A clown

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Why are some people so emotional? Because some their family were hit by a train and then died the next day of lung cancer.

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What do you call a deer with only one leg? A one legged deer. What do you call a deer with one leg, one eye and lives in Rome? Still a one legged deer.

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thumbs up if you want 10 dollars to ya paypal.. email me @ sickguy42@hotmail.com

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Knock knock. Who's there? 9/11 9/11 who? You said you'd never forget!

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What's Gay and has a penis? Justin Bieber, I lied about the penis

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What's the difference between a black person and a park bench? Benches are inanimate objects while people are indeed carbon-based life forms.

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Why can't Hellen Kelller drive? Because she's a woman.

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38 studio's new game... Finance City

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Knock knock Who's there Bill Bill who? Bill Thompson

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friend 1: Alright man, i got your back friend 2: AAAAAAAAAAAUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!

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A girl walks into a bar and the bartender says, "why is your face so tan?" And she replies "I just got back from the beach."

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Because the tractor hadn't seen the chicken.

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A handless Asian boy was riding his bike through the park with some friends. One of his friends puts his arms in the air and yells "Look! No hands!" The handless boy rides his bike home, crying and thinking about how one day he would like to say, "Look! No hands!" without people getting nauseous.

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How many victims of the holocaust does it take to screw in a light bulb? Zero. They're all dead you sick fuck.

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WHERE WAS THE DECLARATION OF INDEPENTENTS AT THE BOTTEM!!!

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An owl and a squirrel are sitting in a tree, watching a farmer go by. The owl turns to the squirrel and says nothing, because owls can't talk. The owl then eats the squirrel because it's a bird of prey. Posted by: BerserkSpoon

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What do you call a Mexican who steals cars? John Doe, until he's been identified.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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