- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How are friends and bananas alike? If you peel their skin and eat them they die.

What black and white and red all over? A penguin in a blender

If your reading this you will realize that this sentence means nothing and I have just taken 5 seconds of your life that you'll never get back.

What's the difference between a Ferrari and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage?

Yo momma stank so bad, she might have a serious vaginal infection. You should take her to the hospital.

What's long and hard and full of semen? An erect penis at the climax of an orgasm.

Why are anti jokes so repetitive? Because you're reading too many, get off your computer.

You're a fat chubby McChubchub fatty fatchub because your fat chubby McChubchubfattychub poop is on your fatty fat Mcphat face of fatchubness because you are the fatty lord of McChubby fat kings.

Math Problem: John has 32 candy bars. He eats 28 of them. What does he have now? Diabetes. John has diabetes.

You should put some sand in your vagina to make the crabs feel more at home.

Q: Whats green and has wheels? A: Any form of motorized vehicle that is made for transportation and has a green paint scheme.

If John had 4 apples and gave 2 to Mary, what is the circumference of the sun?

wanna know the biggest joke on antijoke.com? People's spelling.

Your mama's so stupid, she gave birth to YOU.

Roses are red, VIolets are blue, Tulips are white, Sunflowers are yellow

What's worse than a burglar breaking into your house in the middle of the night? A rapist breaking into your house in the middle of the night.

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What do you get when you cross a black man and a Mexican man? I don't know.

What do you call someone that has befriended a fisherman? Fishermans friend Moral: Strongest there is.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she was clumsy. Nevertheless the accident was minor and she did not injure the arms that she had.

Knock knock Who's there? The police. The police who? Your stupid.

Why are you so gay? Because I am a homosexual.

Life gives you lemons you make lemonade. What do you do when life gives you melons... youre skrewed.

your no better than a cockroach

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