How do you stop a black man from drowning? Through him a survival buoy

thumb_up thumb_down +4

Roses are Red And sometimes yellow My mother is mellow I have terminal cancer. I also fisted my grandpa's anus last night

thumb_up thumb_down +4

whats the difference between ebola and a can of dead babies? i have ebola. this isnt funny at all.

thumb_up thumb_down +4

One time there was a guy who jumped off a bridge and died

thumb_up thumb_down +4

-How do you wake up Lady Gaga? -Poke her face

thumb_up thumb_down +4

How do you starve a black man? Take away his current food stocks, and means of income.

thumb_up thumb_down +4

Whats worse than tripping? Getting shot

thumb_up thumb_down +4

what do you call an icy road? dangerous.

thumb_up thumb_down +4

What did the White guy say to the Black Guy? Nothing... he looked him up and down and spat at him instead.

thumb_up thumb_down +4

Why did the baby die? Because I refused to feed it.

thumb_up thumb_down +4

Why didn't 6 like 7? Because 7 was a huge racist.

thumb_up thumb_down +4

what does a jet and plane have in common? the letter "e"

thumb_up thumb_down +4

Q: what's green and fluffy? A: green fluff

thumb_up thumb_down +4

What is similar between a horse and a zebra? - If you chopped of there heads, they would die.

thumb_up thumb_down +4

A brunette, a redhead and a blonde are on the run from the police. They see a barn, and decide to hide inside it. They find three burlap sacks, and each hide in one. The police enter the barn, arrest each of the girls, and sentence them to life imprisonment for murder.

thumb_up thumb_down +4

my rhyme is sicker than the holocaust

thumb_up thumb_down +4

How do you find a true idiot jump in the road when the light is green.

thumb_up thumb_down +4

What happens when you go swimming in the rain? You get wet.

thumb_up thumb_down +4

why did the blond sop at a red light? because it was red.

thumb_up thumb_down +4

I love bacon therefor I love people who eat bacon execpt people who eat my bacon then I hate people who eat bacon

thumb_up thumb_down +4

A monkfish walks into a bar... The world blew up

thumb_up thumb_down +4

What did the green grape say to the purple grape? BREATH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1

thumb_up thumb_down +4

How do you kill an elephant? -With a gun? No, an elephant gun. How do you kill a red elephant? -With an elephant gun? No, with a red elephant gun. How do you kill a blue elephant? -WIth a blue elephant gun? No, you choke it until it turns blue and kill it with a red elephant gun. How do you kill a purple elephant? Theres no such thing as a purple elephant, thus contradicting the reality of performing a major act of animal abuse on it.

thumb_up thumb_down +4

why did the boy drop his ice cream? he had no hands

thumb_up thumb_down +4

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Our Updated iOS App!

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

MOAR??

Want more? You might be interested in...


Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops