- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He grew tired of hearing the most over-used joke set up in recorded history.

What would Bruno Mars do if he was on the moon? Gasp and grab his throat in an attempt to get oxygen flowing into his lungs with no avail.

Q: What did the Lone Ranger say when he saw his horse coming? A: Here comes my horse.

did you hear about the dyslexic, overweight, wheelchair bound blind guy? No? Niether did I, I'm deaf so don't hear about anything.

In Soviet Russia a lot of people were killed for voicing their opinion against Stalin

why was the child crying? because his friend just got hit by a van.

Roses are red, Violets are blue. I have schizophrenic, and don't have any friends

Knock Knock. Who's there? [no one] After that day, Dave moves out of the house assuming that a ghost knocked on his door.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was a socially responsible chicken and his family was on the other side and every day walks his ass across the street to go to work to provide for his family, unlike your dead-beat ass.

What's Kanye West's main goal in life? To dash the hopes and dreams of Taylor Swift on national television.

What's black and can't swim? A black shirt.

What's worse then finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust What's worse then the Holocaust? Two Holocausts

Whats brown and sticky? A antelope.

What do you call a piece of Swiss cheese with human characteristics? Abnormal.

How are you doing today? I'm fine...Except for the rape.

What's worst than finding a worm in your apple? A fat kid sitting on you

what do you call a black man with a knife in his hand? a surgeon.

What did the child say after the priest touched him? Thank you for the ashes Father, have a blessed Lenten season.

hi dave

Ok everyone, you know that kid that after his joke he'll put louis on the bottom because that's his name? He sucks at joke telling and if you see any of his jokes, DISLIKE THEM!

Why did the black man go to portugal? Because he was very hard working and needed a vacation.

what is funnier than one dead baby in a dumpster? There is nothing funny about the homicide of a minor, and the murder should be immediately investigated.

Your momma has such a bad pancreas that it releases insulin into her bloodstream all the time. NOT just in response to glucose.

A man walks into a bar... "OUCH", he says for no apparent reason. He then buys a beer.

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