I once saw my grandparents making love.. that's why I dont eat raisens

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Two hunters are out in the woods when one of them collapses. He doesn't seem to be breathing and his eyes are glazed. The other guy whips out his phone and calls the emergency services. He gasps, "My friend is dead! What can I do?" The operator says "Calm down. I can help. First, let's make sure he's dead." Then there is silence and a gun shot is heard. Back on the phone the guy says "I shot in the air and my friend heard it and moved. I think he's still alive." The operator says "Good that means he's still breathing and he's not dead."

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What happened to the Mexican who commited suicide? He died.

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You know what's wrong with Oprah? Generally nothing. She's a well-respected African American woman who happens to be quite wealthy and likes to share her wealth with other people.

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What did the goose say to the other goose? Honk!

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An Irishman walks into a bar. He orders a beer. After a while, the bartender comes over to him and asks if he would like another beer. He says no and leaves.

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Why did the Mexican mow lawns? He needed money to pay for his college tuition.

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What was Jenna's favourite ice cream flavour? Keyword; was, she's dead now

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Where can you find the best black man soup? I don't know. Cannibilism is no longer socially acceptable.

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roses are red, violets are blue, penis

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How did young Austin get home while walking on the side of the street ? He didnt. He was hit by a car.

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ding dong thats right no knock on door anymore

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knock knock? Whos there? a questionable person. What? exactly.

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A blonde walks into an electronic store...she buys an IPhone because someone stole her blackberry, her money, and everything she cares for. Nah, I'm just kiddin', she was murdered.

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Why didn't the boy eat his soup? It was to hot.

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i get knocked down, but i don't get up again. my leg is broken and therefore makes it extremely difficult for me to stand up on my own.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was very scary.

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why did john wear a red hat? because blue is his favorite color

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What's white and looks like paper? Paper

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What's worse than blowing out 1 lightbulb Blowing out 2 lightbulbs

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why did sally fall off a swing she had no arms knock knock who's there not sally

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When there's something strange in your neighborhood, who ya gonna call? The Police. There's something strange in your neighborhood.

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Whats grey and kills people, Terminal cancer,I lied about the grey color

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Sex

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