What do you call a horny horse? A unicorn.

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I'm typing this one handed... ... Because I'm an amputee.

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A duck walks into a bar and asks for a beer. The bartender realizing this is an odd situation, seeing that ducks cannot articulate the English language, realizes he must be dreaming. He wakes up and turns to tell his wife about the dream, but she won't respond. He then realizes how his marriage is in shambles...

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What happened to Grant when he did a cart wheel? Chuck had sex with Victoria

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Haiku doesn't rhyme, And neither does this

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Why was the man wearing all white? He was a part of the Ku Klux Kan.

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Q: what's yellow and can't use chopsticks. A: corn

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whats awesome? a blade of grass with a mexican hat and a revolver.

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Horse walks into a bar... Bartender says It's probably not a good idea that you're in here. You're a very large animal. Any sudden movements, you may injure somebody. I don't know why you're here. None of the glasses are ergonomically designed for you to drink from them. So, you should probably leave.

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How did the hairless cat braid its hair? It didn't, it was hairless. Also, cats do not have opposable thumbs.

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What did chad do when he found the grape? He ate it.

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You know what's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Because you touch yourself.

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Roses are red, My name is Dave, This poem makes no sense, Microwave.

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What do you call Anne Franks life? A big game of hide and go seek.

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what do you call a white man in a black neighborhood a minority

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Yeah, but why is this honesty so important for you, personal reasons because you are like that, because you consider me a friend? Or because a single lie, could have catastrophical consequences?

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Five guys in white sheets chase a black man down the street. It is Halloween and all six people are close friends and enjoy goofing around.

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A naked man walks into a bar and is promptly arrested for indecent exposure.

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Wayne Rooney's face and intelligence.

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A black man walks into a bar. The bartender says, "We don't serve you kind here." The black man says, "Is it because I'm black?" The bartender replies, "Yes."

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whats brown and booky a book.

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Why didn't 6 like 7? Because 7 was a huge racist.

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Cosmopolitan magazine releases an issue without any sex tips.

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Blonde Girl: Why is this green-painted man throwing forks at me?! Green-Painted Man: It is confusing you, no?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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