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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What time is it Mr.Wolf? About half 5. Alright, thanks mate. How's the kids? Managing. Yeah. Yeah. Crazy world. Anyway, Got to be going. Yeah yeah. Say hi to the wife for me. Will do. Alright, Bye. See you later.

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What do you call a man that likes to play baseball? A Baseball Player.

Q: Why didn't the blonde answer the call from her boyfriend? A: She had died in a rollover the day before.

Knock knock. Who's there? Tim. Tim who? Tim Smith.

Roses are red, violets are blue, some people are gay, and so are you

Jon waits in his driveway for a bit then rides off to a lemonade stand but doesn't stop because the stand is surrounded by police who have arrested the kids at the stand for selling spiked lemonade. He continues past the stand and goes somewhere else (probably Subway).

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to KFC for his job interview

3 men walk into a bar, and the fourth guy behind them had the sense to duck under it.

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Nothing, he found his tractor and went back to work.

reggin... its N I GG E R backwards

So a blonde a, a red head, and a brunette crash land on an island, they all died within a week...

A kid walks into a bar, everyone fled the bar because they were all afraid of goats

how do you stop a baby from crying? Slit its throat

Whats the difference between a Philadelphia Flyers fan and a pedophile? What they are.

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Two women are sitting next to each other in a bar minding their own business.

What can be smooth but also rough? Endoplasmic Reticulum

One day, Jimmy didn't wake up.

Why did the guy fail his driving test? He was blind.

a man dropped a bar of soap in the shower. He immediately picked it up and finished washing himself. He then got dressed and left the gym.

Her doctor told her that if she didn't start watching her cholesterol she might suffer from heart related illness in the near future.

How Do You Solve A Impossible Math Question? You Dont. cause its impossible.

Roommate 1: I want to make food but I'm not going to Roommate 2: Why not? Roommate 1: Because I'm tired and lazy.

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