- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Ask me what my name is. What's your name. My name is Jeff.

how do you wake up lady gaga? set her alarm for a reasonable hour

What did the blonde waitress say to the man with a curly moustache? Good evening, are you ready to order?; yes [x2]; and what would you like with it?; certanly; there you go; no, I'm sorry; right.

Knock knock Whos there Bill O hey bill

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in the ocean? Dead.

What's worse than getting sockson your birthday? Getting cancer on your birthday.

How to stop a baby from crying? Hit it with a brick

What happens when you breed a T-rex and a mammoth? You can't, both animals are extinct.

Q: What do you call a innocent black man that was shot 403 times by the cops when they asked for his ID and somehow assumed he was gonna reach for a gun? A: Deceased Texan.

Say this to someone: On a scale from one to ten, what is your favorite color?

Q: are you gay? A: maybe

what's worse than a dead baby in the bathtub? if the baby was named Grace.

Do you know why I am excited? I don't know I'm asking you.

why did the black man jump higher than the white man he was on a trampoline

A.do i have alzheimer's? B.yes A.do i have alzheimer's?

What do an eagle and a off-white light bulb have in common? Nothing.

how do you call someone? use a phone

A blonde, brunette, brown walk into a hair salon. They then proceed to each get they're own procedures done then leave not having any contact with each other.

What's green and has wheels? Grass I lied about the wheels.

So these two girls have a cup .

What did the alchoholic get for his birthday? Nothing. His alchohol abuse split up is family and now he is alone.

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What did Superman get for Christmas. Nothing as he likes to stay detached from society.

People who are addicted to brake fluid just can't stop.

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