- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How did the Muslim pilot die? He had a fatal heart attack while flying over the Atlantic and as a result the 300 passengers died by drowning.

A man gets a new job working for his boss. Later, he beats his boss in a fight, quits his job, and starts his own business. Historians later concluded that the man's life would serve as a perfect national allegory for the USA.

You know what's worse than having friends with a lake houses Not being invited to their lake house...

What's awesome about going to a no-pants party? Getting stabbed 2 times.

If life gives you melons. You may be dyslexic.

What do I have in common with your mum? We're in the same bed right now.

What's worst than being stung by a bee? being stung by two bees. what's worst than that? The Holocaust. What's worst than that? being stung by three bees.

What did the penis say to the vagina during intercourse? It didnt say anything, the male said to the female "i like pickles."

What's the only thing better than winning a gold medal in the special olympics? Not being retarded.

Knock Knock! Who's There! That's right! And now for our next song: "Magic Bus!" One TwoThree Four.....

why did Timmy fall off the the slide? he was hit by a plane why was Jimmy laughing? he watched Timmy get hit by the plane

A wife says to her husband "Everybody's coming over tonight, I want you to dress nice." *logically this cannot happen because there is no way that this couples residence can fit all 6 or so billion people in the world, nor would they want to.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he died.

Johnny has 32 cookies. He eats 28 of them. What does he have now? Diabetes, Johnny has diabetes.

knock knock who's there? faith

A man walked into a bar. Too bad he didn't see it.The man was sent to the hospital 2 hours later when a friendly elderly lady found him badly wounded on the ground.

If a tree fell in the forest, and no one was around to hear it, would you like a cupcake?

They say you are what you eat, but i don't remember eating a big bowl of sexy.

Why did the man with no arms or legs fall out of the tree? Because he got shot.

What do you call an attractive woman in a blender? A very rare occurrence.

Knock knock. Knock knock. Knock knock. I'm hammering nails. Knock knock.

Knock Knock "Who's there?" "This is Frank from Walside Windows just wondering if you wou..." (Door Slams Shut) "Damn those people are annoying"..

A man finds a lamp in the desert. He picks it up and dusts it off. The lamp becomes cleaner.

Why did the husband and wifes marriage fail? The husband slept with many other women and is putting his family through a hellacious situation.

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