- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do u make a black man cry? Kill his family!

A man was walking home when a little boy ran up to him. He said "hey mister, how do you sleep apples?" Then the man wasn't sure why he asked him so he spelled it out for him "that's easy my boy, A-P-P-L-E" the little boy said "you said pee pee!" Then he laughed and ran off

Why was the girl crying? She prolapsed.

Why couldn't Jimmy wash his hair? He has leukemia and therefore no longer has hair.

What do you do if you run over a black man? Call an ambulance... he's probably about to die.

Q: How do you make Helen Keller cry? A: Casually remind her that she is both blind and deaf.

What is red and bad for your teeth? A brick.

What happens if you punch a girl? An equal rights protest.

Yo momma so fat she saw a yellow bus full of white kids and said, "STOP THAT TWINKIE!!"

what do call a purple animal that eats rocks? A purple rock eater..

When life gives you lemon, Squeeze lemon juice in life's eyes Rape it And demand oranges

what do you call a kid with no legs and no arms some one who will nevaer forfill there bucket list cause they cant write it

Yo mama so ugly... she has an extremely bad burn on her face.

Who lived in a pineapple under the sea?

Two cows are standing in a field. One says to the other, 'Have you heard about this mad cow disease?' and the other says 'Good thing we're penguins.'

Q-Why the baby drop is lollypop? A: He got hit by a truck

Why is six afraid of seven? Because Osama bin Laden is dead.

What happened to the black man when he was hit by a truck? He died.

What's the difference between a Chinese guy and a bucket of fried chicken? There are numerous differences.

what do you call when a penis is inside a vagina? sex

what do you call a bunch of crap at the bottom of the ocean? A shitwreck!

What's black an white and red all over? Two dead babies, one African American and one Caucasian split in half by a chainsaw.

why couldn't jonny ride on a swing? he had no arms or legs why didn't jonny have any arms or legs? he's a potato!

What's the difference between a baby and a tea bag? Tea bags don't scream when I dip them in boiling water

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