- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why is McDonalds bad for you? Because their is so much fat in all its products, and contains many calories.

What did the Catholic Priest say to Chris Hanson? Nothing. He attempted to flea, and was quickly taken down by law enforcement. He was then detained and processed and charged with Intent to commit statutory rape with a minor under the age of 14. He's still awaiting trial.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Most poems rhyme, But this one doesn't.

A horse walks into a bar and orders a pint of beer, the bartender quickly takes out a shot gun and shoots the horse because he is secretly dealing horse meat to tescos

My zombie busting team: Tank: The Terminator Mechanic: Tony Stark Demolitions: Superman Medic: Gandalf Bait: Justin Bieber

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms.

A Haiku It Is This One Is Kind Of Boring Now It's Time For Bed

What do you call a remote that does not work? a remote that does not work.

Q: Suzy loves apples she will o anything to get her hands on an apple. A: You guys are so gullible!!! She DID eat Tom's apple. ...... then he killed her.

Why was the teenage girl bleeding from her vagina? Because I had shot her in her vagina with my gun earlier that day.

Whats slower than molasses? Slightly thicker molasses.

It was Jimmy's 18th bday so his parents let him have the house to himself. He ate shrooms, fucked his turtle, then had his dick bitten off.

Your momma's so fat: She regrets not making the most of her youth whilst she was still attractive.

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Why did Kelsey run out of eggs? Horses don't have much sperm.

Why did the man steal the little girl? He didn't. She was his daughter and they were driving home after picking up the groceries.

What did the pirate say when his parrot died? Nothing. He was upset and didn't really feel like talking.

I was eating a sandwich when someone came up to me and said "sharing is caring" So I gave him a grenade He asked "where's the pin" I said " I pulled it for you" This is not an anti joke

Intercom:ALERT! THERES AND EXTREIMEST IS THE SCHOOL! Little kid: Sir, can I borrow that towel on your head? BOOOOOOM!

why was the jewish boy afraid of ovens? because he developed an irrational fear of kitchen appliances. he would later, as an adult seek counseling and overcome his fear.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? A duplicate joke on anti-joke.com in an attempt to get thumbs up. Sad, sad people...

Wanna hear a dirty joke? A pig fell in the mud.

Whats green, has four legs, and falls out of a tree? A Pool Table. Use your imagination.

yo mama so fat she had to eat healthy food and exercise daily

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