- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

Roses are red, violets are blue.. Oh i can't finish joke coz i gotta go poo ! :/

What looks like half an Apple? The other half.

What's the best part of twenty one year old's? Their bodies have matured enough that the U.S. government deems it safe for them to consume alcoholic beverages with proper I.D.

Allah walked into AK Bar

Q: How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if he tore his ACL last week trying out for wood chucking nationals? A: Woodchucks don't possess the ability to chuck wood, nor do they have ACLs.

Knock knock. Get out!!

Whats small white and has a hole in it? A powdered Donut

Albino African Americans

What did hitler get for christmas??? Roughly 3 million dead jews in the ashtray

Why didn't the magician pull a rabbit from a hat? Despite his choice of occupation, magic tricks are rarely appropriate in hostage situations.

What did the farmer say to the other farmer? We are both farmers.

what happened to the girl next door ? she was brutally murdered.

Whats big, grey, and cant climb trees? A carpark

How do you kill a beetle? Wait outside his apartment and shoot him

What did the thin Italian say to the fat Italian? I don't know, I can't speak Italian.

I wear my sunglasses at night. I'm always getting into car accidents.

Why was the boy so tired? He had to carry his moms dead body up the stairs.

What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? AIDS

How long did the Hundred Years' War last? 116 years.

Does an albino chameleon turn different shades of white?

Bläeghen-Fassybìll-No?cheb!

Hey you know what? What? Never mind.

a blond readhead and a brunnett were driving to Miami, they saw a sign for next exit Miami, turned off the exit went to the beach did some shopping and all had a great time together.

What did one ocean say to the other? Nothing, oceans don't have hands to wave either

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