What's worst than being stung by a bee? being stung by two bees. what's worst than that? The Holocaust. What's worst than that? being stung by three bees.

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Knock Knock "Who's there?" "This is Frank from Walside Windows just wondering if you wou..." (Door Slams Shut) "Damn those people are annoying"..

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What do you call an attractive woman in a blender? A very rare occurrence.

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What do you call it when Justin Beiber has sex with a woman? Intercourse.

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Why did a little kid's mom let go of his hand? John Wilks Booth shot her

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Knock knock. Knock knock. Knock knock. I'm hammering nails. Knock knock.

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What's green, has six legs and would kill you if it fell on you out of a tree? A pool table.

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a blonde does something stupid. she dies. its funny.

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What do you get when you cross bread an eagle, a wolf and shark together? I don't know, but I'm pretty sure it will kill all of us!

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Roses are Red Lemons are Sour Pull Down Your Pants And Give Me an Hour

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A: Why do you look like a dog? B: Idk.

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A brachiosaurus walks into a cafe "Excuse me I'm an herbivore, can I have a full English breakfast, but with veggie sausages instead of normal sausages, and mushrooms instead of bacon?" Shop keeper: "No you can't. Your too big. You've destroyed my kitchen, and my livelihood. I have nothing left. You've accidently reduced my business to rubble by walking through the door"

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What's brown and smells like paint? -Poop. I don't know why it smells like paint though..

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What is 1 + 1 equal to? 2, because if you have one orange and if you add another orange, you will have 2 oranges, therefore 1 plus 1 is 2.

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I C U P White stuff

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Whats worse than Lindsey Lohans vagina? Nothing.

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what do you call a dumb blonde with no arms? Her name because she will not respond to anything else

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What do you call a tall midget? Well tall is a relative term so a midget may be considered tall compared to something or someone shorter. Say if a midget was compared to a baby he/she would be considered tall, considering the baby's small height. However midgets are looked at short by most people who are taller than them because of their physical problem that they can do nothing about.

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what does lady gaga have that some people dont have? a penis.

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why is 6 afraid of 7 7 is a registered sex offender

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What are the differences between a black man and a park bench? One's a chair and ones a person.

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What's the difference between you and a bucket full of shit? The bucket...

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What did the homeless man get for his 34th birthday? 34 years of regret.

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Q. Why are most jews unemployed? A. They all got fired.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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