- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Your mother is so fat that I would call her quite fat indeed.

Why did the monkey cross the road? Because he saw the chicken do it.

What do you call a kid with no arms and no legs? Names.

KANE AUDITIONS FOR BRITAINS GOT TALENT SIMON COWEL REAPES HIM

You can talk the talk - but can you walk the walk?

Why Was the student driver using his cell phone in the car? Because he had gotten in a mild accident with a midsized sedan so he was quickly dialing his AAA agent for roadside assistance so he can get back to his loving family and three children

how do you get a clown off a swing. hit it with an apple in his nuts

What's brown and sticky? A black man covered in syrup.

Why did Jerry Sandusky appeal his conviction? Because the judge wrongly considered inadmissible evidence.

Doctor, everybody despises me. That cant be totally true you despicable piece of shite!

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Violets are blue and/or violet Roses are red so's my blood, see?

Me: "If I had Alzheimers, I would break down into tears." Friend: "Why, you would forget why you were crying..." Me: "Who are you again?"

What is black and white and red all over? Black people in a blender. I lied about the white

knock knock whos there i have Alzheimer's I have Alzheimer's who Cream cheese

A muslim walks into an airport. He then buys his ticket, boards his plane, and his flown to his proper destination.

A man walks into a bar. He is then taken to the hospital for his concussion, seeing as the bar was made of metal

What's Arabs' cutlery? Bread

Whats the difference between a pile of dead babies on fire and a pile of living babies on fire? The dead babies are usually not as loud.

how does an Arab scare someone He does a countdown

What do you call a man with a spade in his head? An ambulance.

What do porn stars do after they retire? No clue but some idiot made a movie about it.

What do a mole and an eagle have in common? They both can fly except for the mole

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