What do you get when you cross a black man and an octopus? I don't know, but it sure would pick a lot of cotton.

An Italian, a Mexican, and an American are sharing a meal on the Titanic. They all died for the women and children first.

The war against the moral men was long and hard, yet the Victor stands, the most dark of metals. Nero Metal, enjoy 2016 as much as you can enjoy both hellfire and the wrath of heaven against you, as there will be years no more for mankind to Count, trust not my Words, but the visions in Your head, and if you doubt Your sanity, know that by september the 13th, you will not be the only one. The end of the children of God is upon you, as you took his, he shall take Yours, eye for an eye, tooth for a tooth... Rest well... ...While you still can`t

What happens when you take a break from reality? Nothing, it's impossible, unless you live in a virtual world.

Yo momma was so ugly that everybody died.

What's the worst way to say you want to break up? Kill her dog.

What's gay and Jewish? Henry Shine

My mother's star sign was Cancer. Ironic how she died really. She was attacked by a giant crab.

How do you kill off a zombie apocalypse? Laser vision

So a guy with alsimers walks into a bar........I forget the rest.

What did one lawyer say to the other? Hello

Three Lawyers are walking, one falls down, gets up and continues walking

Don't you hate it when someone starts a sentence and doesnt fi...

If I could rearrange the alphabet, I would put C where A is. :D

Why did Lisa fall off the swing? Because she has no arms. *Knock knock! Who's there? *Definitely not Lisa.

Why was the black man lynched? Because he was found by angry racists in the 1930's.

Q) What did the farmer say who'd lost his tractor? A) Where's my tractor?

whats the diffrence between a lawnmower and a sack of dead babies? I dont have a lawnmower in my garage

Have you heard of the lawnmower joke? No neither have I

Two straight men walk into a gay bar. They quickly realize their mistake and cross the street to the tavern where they enjoy a beer and some pretzels.

Q: What's green and goes round and round and round? A: A baby on a blender

A guy went to McDonalds and asked for a cheeseburger: —Can I have a cheeseburguer? —No

Q: Why did they laugh at the black guy? A: He told a funny joke.

What 2 differences does a potato have in common? They both have very thin skin.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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