Q: Why did Suzie fall out the swings? A: She had no arms. Knock Knock! Who's there? Not Suzie.....

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Actually, 6's fear was totally irrational, and thus unexplainable. This sort of fear is generally referred to as a phobia.

Why didn't the chicken cross the road? the redneck got to him first.

Mary had a little lamb... The doctor fainted

who has moral fiber? a cerial killer

whats big and white and falls from the sky\ Refrigerator

What's the worst way to say you want to break up? Kill her dog.

What's wrong with you? I have no idea.

Why couldn't the little pirate see the movie? He was busy

Why did the editor lose his job at a poetry magazine? Because he's worthless.

what do you call a man with a bullet hole in his leg? A man who needs t see a doctor.

Your mom is so fat, that your gonna get a brother soon.

what do you call something that dosint exist? nothing.

What do you call an animal with 4 legs ? A dog...

What's the difference between a cow? Trick question—cows eat carrots!

What did the kid with no arms or legs get for christmas. A new vest and a puppy because his father got a promotion and a much higher pay raise.

Why did bethany fall off the swing She had no arms Knock knock Who's there? Not Bethany

What's worse than shitting whilst fucking? Losing your eye! Kelvin Yang

A man walks into the doctor's office and says "Doc, I've been having the strangest dreams First I'm a tee pee, Then I'm a wigwam, a tee pee, a wigwam, a tee pee, a wigwam! What could be wrong with me?" The doctor looks at the man and says, "You have aids."

Holocost jokes arent even that funny, Anne Frank-ly they annoy me.

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, This joke is stupid, Chuck Testa.

whats brown and stick? brown paint that has not dried yet.

Why did Billy run away from a mysterious adult? He was playing the iconic game known as tag where 2+ people chase each other in an attempt to tag them.

Suicide Johnny and the Go Kill Yourselves

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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