- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What happened to the kid who brome his neck? He died.

Yo mama so fat she makes blind kids cry

Your mamma's so obese that she can't stand up. She's been like this for years. That's because she's dead. She died of cardiovascular-related diseases.

Why did the Chicken cross the road? It didn't, it was in a chicken pen.

what hurts more than getting shot in the arm Getting shot in both arms!

how do you keep an idiot in suspense. I dont' know he still hasn't told me

Knock Knock Opens door because they were expecting visitors

What did the one Brick say to the other Brick? We have the same name.

Did the single mother survive the plane crash? No.

why did the girl fall off the slide? she was pushed, by her dad...

Why did the blonde woman decide to get plastic surgery? Because she was self-conscious and unhappy with the way she looked.

Q. What did the dead man do after he died? A. Nothing. He's dead.

What did one Japanese man say to the other? I don't know, I don't speak Japanese.

what's worse than pie? alot of things.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Oh..wait...that's actually an anti-joke already...

Q: what is green and looks like grass. A: fake grass

Roses are Red, Violets are not blue they are violet, nothing rhymes with this, I give up

The Charlotte Bobcats

What did the doctor say to the morbidly obese man? "You should get on a diet. It's a surprise you're even alive for so long with such a bad heart" The next day the man dies while eating celery.

What's three times More dangerous than a war? Three wars

- Hi, my name is Sarah Lennon. - Wow! Are you related to Sarah Palin?!

A mexican and a black were in a cop car. Who was driving it? The Mexican, he was a cop and the black person was his assistant.

What has four legs in the morning, two legs at noon, and three legs at night? An experimental animal mutilated then exposed to radiation.

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