MORTAL KOMBAAAAAT BETA 0.3!!! DUDUDUDUDUDUDUNDUN Kano, Kano, Kano, Uh, some asian guy? Kano Kano, Kano, some black guy in the future, Kano, Kano, etc. MORTAL KOMBAAAT BETA 0.3!!!

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What burns like hell? Gonorrhea.

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What do you call Anne Franks life? A big game of hide and go seek.

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what would abraham lincoln do if he were alive today? scream and try to open his coffin.

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Don't quote me on this Nero, but she kinda deserves it, she should know better, its not like you have gotten this far by not knowing your limits, even if you tend to break them way too often. Can you get rid of the hallucinations with your mind alone? If not get to sleep asap! And stay asleep for a month or so, and if they somehow cant feed your system intravenously, they can all get the fuck out of there.

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Why did the retarded guy follow the 7 year old? Because he's a stalker.

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Q: If a tree falls in a forest and no one is there to hear it, does it still make a sound? A: Yes

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Why was the man worried? because he had a shotgun up his ass

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whats worse than getting raped by a giant scorpion? Gingers

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Ubisoft 'Very Impressed' By Pokemon Go, Working on AR game of their own.

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Q - How do you call black people driving in a black car on the black road, then falling off the black cliff into the black water? A - An unfortunate accident.

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knock knock whos there? i dont know arent you supposed to get the door?

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What do you call a woman on a bike? A dike

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You just sunk my battleship! 5,000 people just perished at the bottom the ocean in a war for pointless political reasons.

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What's the differece between a rock and a black guy? A rock can't eat fried chicken.

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Yo momma so ugly she looks out the window and got arrested for mooning.

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FAMOUS DUDE:SWAG! Thank you, thank yo- HEY NO FLASH PHOTOGRAPHY, NO YOU CANT HAVE MY-KABOOM AUDIENCE: . . . YAY CLAP CLAP CLAP.

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Q. What do you get when you cross a man, a bear and a pig? A. ManBearPig

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A man walks into a bar. And has a beer.

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What does it take to make the best anti-joke ever? not this

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Alright alright... But you gotta promise to call me then

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What did the rabbi say to the bartender? Hi, Mark!

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Why was the man so angry? Because the woman was not in the kitchen

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Q: Why did the guy fall off his bike? A: He got shot!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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