Equal rights!

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Hey, have you heard the one about the elf and the watermelon? Neither have I.

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Where will you be in twenty years? Celebrating the twentieth anniversary of reading this question... unless you're older than 60, which by modern life expectancy, you'd be dead.

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Why did Santa get stuck up a chimney? Because there was a family of possums living up there. They ripped his face off.

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Wanna hear a joke? Too bad.

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A wise man once told me that friends are like cookies. He was a cannibal.

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Little Johnny was walking through the park... only he had no legs. Little Johnny was raped later that day... while he bled out from him having his legs cut.

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What did the black man do when he found a bucket full of KFC chicken on the ground? He promptly looked around for anyone who might have bought it. After searching around, with no takers, he ate some of the chicken and saved the rest. He brought it back to his apartment and left it in his fridge, so he may later eat it as leftovers.

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Q: Why did the mugger kill the bus driver? A: Because he had a gun.

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Sarah Jessica Parker walks into a bar. Bartender asks her, "why the long face?". She tells him it's from her parent's genes.

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whats the difference between a ladybug and a jew? there is none

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I need a side cart on my motorcycle just for my diick

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what does idk mean? i dont know!! nobody knows!!

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Lol, she does not think anything, she knows. Its not unfaithfulness if you ask for permission and are granted so because the trust is strong and mutual.

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A man walks into a bar. He then says "ow".

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Knock knock ? Who's there ? Ipe Ipe who ? You sick !

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What did the pedophile say to the delightfully curly-headed youth? Can I have fries with that?

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What do you call a three-legged cheetah? Crippled.

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A man goes to the doctor and complains: "Doctor, my Viagra hasn't worn off! It's been over eight hours!" The doctor replies "You were bitten by a banana spider. You have one day to live.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It wanted to commit suicide

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What did the Hungarian say before he went to bed? "I'm going to bed," but he said it in Hungarian.

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The blond detective was searching a crime scene and replied to the police officer, "I smell something fishy about this situation." She was on her period as a matter of fact, and bled all over her trousers.

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A deaf man walks into a bar. A few minutes later, cops come in and takes the poor man into the cop car and takes him downtown to the precinct for booking. Meanwhile, back in the bar the deaf man drinks his beer and converses with the bartender in sign language.

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Why was the little boys mom watching tv in the living room? Better question why is she out of the kitchen.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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