Yo momma is So Fat? And isn't your cousin Chow Yun Fat? I think I know some of the Fat family. How are they all doing?

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woman's lacrosse

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Why can't february march Because april may

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Whats worse them finding a worm in your apple??? finding out your adopted

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knock knock. who's there? doctor. doctor who? doctor: you have cancer.

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Kade was sad. He had finally got a girlfriend when he realized he actually liked men.

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What did the woman get for her 18th birthday? Stabbed to death.

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Why couldn't Danny learn the alphabet? Because a man of forty was staring at him in a very peculiar way and Danny found it very difficult to concentrate.

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What will your friend do after you kill him? Nothing, he is dead.

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Knock Knock Who's there? There's a peephole on your door why don't you go ahead and look

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ding dong thats right no knock on door anymore

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How long does it take for a dead baby to explode in the microwave? I don't know, I was too busy masterbating.

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What do u call a matthew vasquez with a guitar, a one man mariachi band... cuz he is mexican

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Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the second squirrel fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the first one. Why did the third squirrel fall out of the tree? Because it thought it was a game. Why did the tree fall over? Because it thought it was a squirrel.

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You are as dumb as a dumb looking person.

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Chuck Norris once jumped off of a 9 story building. He broke half of the bones in his body because he is 71 years old.

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What's black, white, and red all over? A: Me after domestic abuse.

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Knock knock. Who's there? IRS. Youre being audited, Sir.

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What is the street value of Amy Winehouse's ashes? Nothing. They are ashes, not drugs.

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Knock Knock. who's there? James. well use the doorbell.

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Today if my birthday, and I got given the Anti Joke Book! Happiness!

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A dog walked into a bar. He was a trained seeing-eye dog leading a man who had been blind since a tragic industrial accident a year before.

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An Englishman, an American and a Frenchman are standing on the side of a cliff. The Englishman jumps off the cliff. The American also jumps off the cliff. He is followed by the Frenchman. Suicide and depression are major problems in today's world regardless of nationality.

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One day there was 3 bears, a papa bear, a mama bear, and a baby bear. They were out swimming when suddenly a girl comes over to their house and tries to sit down. She sits on the big chair and says "too big", then she sits on the little chair and says "too small" and then sits on the medium chair and says "just right". Suddenly, the bears come back. Papa bear: "somebody has been sitting on my chair!" Baby bear "somebody has been sitting on my chair too!" Mama bear "somebody has been sitting on my chair, and she still here!" The girl says "Hi my name is Goldilocks." After about few minutes introducing each other, they ate dinner and they all had a great time.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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