A man walks into a bar. Nothing happens that's worth explaining.

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Your mamma's so dumb, we are seriously worried she might hurt herself.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Not a blind guy.

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Reilly and Ross went up to fetch a pale of water when a triceratops turned them into bagels then ate them and later crapped them out....

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to his mother's funeral.

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what did the boy with cancer want for christmas? a gun

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What did the loser say to the winner? Good game

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Why was Timmy sad? While helping his dad hang Christmas light, he got tangled up in them and fell down. While falling he grabbed a wire, which caused a spark. This spark lit the house on fire. Since he broke most of the bones in his body from falling he could not run away. The house proceeded to collapse an poor Timmy seriously injuring and hideously disfiguring him. By the time the ambulance got there, Timmy was the only survivor for his parents died of smoke inhalation. Since he had no other living relatives he was forced to live in an orphanage for the rest of his childhood. That is why Timmy is sad.

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Roses are red, violets are blue, my name is cartman, kyle you're a jew

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How do you stop a car from crashing into a wall? -You can't, you are welcome to try, but please don't.

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Why did Sally dance and record it on Vine? She did it for the Vine

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whats the difference between a ferrari in my garage, and a pile of dead babies in my garage. I do not have a ferrari but i do have a pile of dead babies

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Q: What's the difference between a bird and a fly? A: A bird can fly, but a fly can't bird.

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A man walks into an oven. He suffers severe burns and dies on a hospital bed

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why did the golfer ware two ares of paents. if he got a hole in one

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Knock Knock: I have full blown AIDS

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How do u save a black person from drowning? Take ur foot off the back of there head

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AIDS

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I can't hear you. I have carrots in my ears.

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what you get time to go with? - a clock

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Why Did the man Commit suicide? His body used cellular respiration to make ATP (A form of energy) and his body used it to send electrical signals to his index finger to pull the trigger on his .357 Magnum, thus putting a bullet through the soft tissue in his brain causing his body to shut down Imediately!

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KONY 2012! *world rises up cheering in spontaneous patriotism for Africa* Leader of KONY 2012 arrested for public masturbation

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A man gets a paternity test. It's better than beating his wife senseless due to his own insecurity.

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roses are red, violets are blue, dandelions are yellow, tulips are pink, sunflowers are black and yellow, my dick is 13 inches long.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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