A horse walked into a bar. The bartender asked: "Why the long face?" The horse said: "My wife just died."

Whats red and looks like a bucket? -a red bucket Whats blue and looks like a bucket? -a red bucket disguised as a blue bucket

What happened to the boy that got hit by a bus? He was by a 2nd bus, by which he felt no pain because the first bus crushed his lungs and skull causing suffocation and profuse hemorraging.

April showers bring... tornadoes that kill families

No because your face is really f***** up.

Why did the seagull fly over the sea, It had wings.

A dog walks into a forest and sees a whale. The dog asks "aren't you supposed to be in the ocean?" The whale replies, "yes."

Roses are red, Violets are blue Poems don't have to rhyme

WHAT? FRIENDS? DID YOU NOT READ MY QUICKFUCK PROFILE? Likes: Orgies. Favorite color: Pussy. Description:Looking for women with vaginas (maybe an asshole is fine too) Please, I am a womanizer, of course we are friends, heck I am even romantic, you know romantic as in... Uh... Well, maybe not my rose bud... (because that did really not appear at the solve media right now)

A man walks into a bar he's drunk and can't feel it But he's ok

LET'S PLAY CARDS SHUFFLE THE DECK *person with a deck-patio* no please don't

Who pushed joe off the building? Nobody. joe hated his life and wanted to die

Knock knock who's there Betty Betty who?` ` my grandmother who passed away 2 years ago dont talk about her that was

Q: whats the difference between a t.v and a dead baby? A: i don't have a t.v in my garage

A man, a woman and their child wen to a restaurant. There was a horse in it and they left. The Holocaust begun

What's the thing that freaks guys out the most? When you're about to have sex with a girl and it turns out she had a penis and it's bigger than yours

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? She's a woman

Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 was black.

what is like a duck and quacks ? A duck.

How does a black man get down the stairs? He walks.

my computer teacher just left the room. teehee JLR

Two guys walk into a bar, and they ordered two drinks. Then the bartender said, "Two dollars, please." - Brandie PANG

Wenn Sie dies zu übersetzen, dann ist dein ein Esel

why was the boy sad? he had a frog stapled to his face

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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