You're such a retard, you have to take special education, live with a mother that doesn't know what to do with you, not understand the real world, and have people look at you strangely for the rest of your life.

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Did you hear about the sea cow who sang "Part of your Herd?" It was the Little Moomaid.

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why did the baby die ? he fell down the stairs

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Yeah, haha, I tend to put myself under a state of trance at the same time I put others down there, which makes it difficult to stop it sometimes, I do it for ethical reasons, I mean if I would ever hypnotize someone into feeling really bad, it would affect me as well. You might want to get some water on your face, you know, so your upper lips don't envy the lower ones.

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a gay man got shot outside his house even though he was just checking the male get it checking the male

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Bob Saget that is all

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A miserable man committed suicide.

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what did the duck say to the other duck Quack

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If Chuck Norris was really so awesome he would come and slam my head into the keyboard.

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Niggas be like you ugly and you playing hard to get, yo ass already hard to want!

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Yo mama so ugly that she often has trouble being attractive towards people of the opposite gender

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How do you wake up Lady Gaga? Set a firework off on her face.

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why did joe diragi cross the road there was food on the other side

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What did john say to dave when his grandfather died ?

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We was all sat down at the table ready to eat then Gary must've said something to Lucy because she just burst into tears and left the table.

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What's worse then finding 10 babies in 1 trashcan? Finding 1 baby in 10 trashcans.

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What's worse than rain on your birthday? Dying

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"Knock knock." "Who's there?" "Chuck Norris." "Chuck Norris who?" "NOBODY SAYS 'CHUCK NORRIS WHO'!!!"

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THE GAME

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What gets you a succesful life and career? Swag

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Why did the chicken cross the road? His whole family killed themselves.

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Why did the blonde go to law school? She was sick of people assuming that she was not an intelligent woman due to negative sterotypes about her gender and hair color and set out to prove said people wrong.

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What did the ocean say the other ocean? Nothing, bodies of water are incapable of speech.

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can you touch your toes? no

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Anti Joke

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