What's the sexiest thing on a farm? It depends on what you find sexy, and your personal perception of a farm.

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Why did the wheel fall of the car?? Cause you can't fit 10 pancakes inside of a doghouse.

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Why do gingers smell so bad? So the blind can hate them too

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Roses are Blue, Europe is Yellow. I suck at poems, Refridgerator

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Q. why did the chicken cross the road A. damn it this joke is a million years old shut up

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What's the difference between a fat person and a whale? The quality of the fat. -Japan

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Yes, I did not begin this alone, but things got complicated, you know who Alex Knight is right?

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Why is it bad luck for a black cat to cross your path? I'll tell you in Heaven

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A monkfish walks into a bar... The world blew up

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Why couldn't the T-Rex clap his hands? Because he's dead.

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You know what's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Because you touch yourself.

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Why did the Bruins win against the Flyers? ....they had goal tending.

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How do you kill a domb blond? Shoot her in the head.

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Why was the man sad His got raped

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How do you get into USA from mexico? Climb a fence

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On a scale of 1 to Kevin James, how much do you exercise?

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Why did the man fall off his bike? Because he wasn't on a bike.

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Wayne Rooney's face and intelligence.

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Whats a black and white and red all over? i dont know...who spends their time researching this kind of stuff

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Why did the stoner visit anti-joke.com? Because he was bored, and probably kinda high.

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How do u say hi to a black person JUST SAY HI RACIST

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What is meant by the term 'Biological control''? Not ending up on the Jeremy Kyle Show.

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What time is it in China right now? I have no idea, it would depend on when you are reading this. Perhaps you should look at a world clock, watch, or some other sort of time-telling device rather than humorous website. Its purpose is not to tell time. However, there are many other places for this. Good luck surfing the web, friend. I have aided you the best that I can. I only hope that you will find what you are looking for.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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