A guy killed his kids and wife Pokémon GO also exists

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YOU-why did the airplane crash? (person): why? YOU-Because jimmy was flying it. (person): Who is jimmy? YOU- a fish.

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Jesus walks into a bar, the bartender shoot the zombie

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whats brown and sticky? whatever is coming from your pants

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Why wouldnt you want to hit a black man that is on a bike with your car? It mite be your bike

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Next season on teen moms, Justin Bieber tells her story.

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A man walks into a bar. And has a beer.

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What do you call a cow without legs? Disabled.

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I like your words "He without an equal, also stands alone was it?"

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What did the boyfriend give his girlfriend for Valentine's Day? AIDS

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This time I saw it, so that is covert hypnosis, I mean normally people are aware that they are under a trance, but like now it was like huh? Until the last point there. You used caps in order to make it seem as if you where shouting, the mind reacts that way and bam! The hypnotic state leaves... ...I was kinda beginning to enjoy that... Nice, now I totally do not want to eat this thing, strawberry my butt.

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A jew enters a mall.

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Q : WHAT DID THE SMALL SHEEP SAY TO THE BIG SHEEP ? Z : BÆÆÆ

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What did God say when he made the first black person? I have just added a significant element of diversity to the human species. Intolerance between ethnicities will surely prove to be an obstacle in societal progression, creating hardships for many. I know this because I am God.

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What's large and blue? Probably quite a few things.

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A man walks in to a bar, Has a drink, and leaves.

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An ant walks into a bar. Nobody Notices...

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life is like a box of chocolates........no it's not

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Knock knock. Who's there? Interrupting cow. Interrupting cow who? The one from the farm across the street. Can Randy come play outside?

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Y did the boy fall down the stairs???? He was In a wheel chair

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Man: I just bought this hearing aid Friend: How much did it cost Man: No it's 8 o'clock

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roses are red violets are blue i'm allergic to pollen achoo

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I? Everett

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What do mario and luigi have in common They are both plumbers

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Anti Joke

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