Why did Lucy fall off the swing? She had no arms and legs Knock knock Who's there? Not Lucy

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side. Where it had just witnessed a horrific car accident involving it's spouse, who died on impact. Eventually the chicken fell into a deep depression, taking it out on his children in the form of physical abuse. Over time, the chicken ended up being alone, having no contact with his kids, having no friends, and living in a massive house with no one else. One day, he had a stroke, and no one called an ambulance because no one knew.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I'm homosexual And so is my boyfriend Jeremy, with whom I have shared countless evenings of joy and laughter.

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mark is religion

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Why didn't the baby learn to walk? It got hit by a car.

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What did the orange say to the lemon? We are both alike but a differnt color

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what is funnier than one dead baby in a dumpster? There is nothing funny about the homicide of a minor, and the murder should be immediately investigated.

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Q: If your 17 year-old-daughter is a drug addict, how many cartwheels are you going to have to do to make it to Georgia? A: The French Revolution, because your grandmothers facebook shows an 11 year-old selling Concords to a green alien, which can only mean that over 600 people watch porn daily.

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Why should you be concerned if you see a black midget with no arms and no legs falling off a building? He might get hurt.

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Why couldn't the little girl swing? She didn't have any limbs.

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my goldfish never writes me back when i send him letters

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How man people does it take to screw in a light bulb? 1 an electrician

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Knock-Knock Who's there? The UPS guy dumb ass

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What did the big traffic light say to the little traffic light? It didnt it's a traffic light.

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What do you call a dinosaur that doesn't lay eggs? A male dinosaur

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wut did the cow say to the other cow thet's get a moo shake

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A horse walks into a bar the barmam asks why the long face The horse replies he's suffering from depression after his family was killed in a car crash and he has now turned to alcohol to sort his sorrows

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What did the black kid get for christmas? Nothing, he doesn't celebrate christmas

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My dog poops u pick it up if i poop ill say f@#% you eat it DumbS%^&

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Why did the big refrigerator fall down the cheese Because i licked my own ear and it got scared and cheese for no raiSOnsD

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What did the disrespectful cow say to his parents? Mooo. I hate you both

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Lebron James got a new iPhone, but he has to keep it on vibrate because he doesn't have any rings.

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why couldnt hellen keller drive a car? because she was a woman

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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