- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what will you do if you become a ruler of the world? Waking up, its just a dream GET REAL!

What happens when two Mexicans walk up to blonde and a red head sitting in car? The Mexicans attempt to smash the windshield with crowbars because they have issues with anger. The redhead turns on the car and reverses safely.

justin bieber over spongebob snicker

How do you make the queen of england cry? You rape her violently.

what has one ear, one leg, one eye, one arm, and is Jewish half a Jew

Why does Billy Mays yell? He doesn't, he's dead.

What did one teacher say to the other teacher? We're both under-payed.

What is dark in the darkness even if you shine a torchlight on it? A blackman

What do you call a feminist that believes that all women have just as many rights as men? Stupid.

What did Tom get for Christmas? Gloves, but Tom had no arms.

One day i woke up, and found my wife dead on the floor. lol.

What did the world's greatest bowler say when he got a gutterball? "Spare me the irony!" Get it? It's because he's made of metal.

what do you call a bomb in a plane? A dangerous threat to lives

What do you do when a red gorilla comes running at you with 7 dominoes in his hand Ask him to stop

An African American and an hispanic man are in a car, who's driving? No one, they are having sex

If Santa and a Blonde woman jump off a building who hits the ground 1st? They both do due to Galileo's discovery of two objects with different masses but similar densities hit the ground at the same time.

Why did the black man get shot Cause someone shot him

How do you know you're on a blind date with a black person? If they agree to eat at KFC in Compton (Wyndellberg)

jd and zach loves vigina

What do you call a black man called Jermaine? Jermaine!

Why did Susie fall off the swing? She has no arms. Knock, knock Who's there? Not Susie

I love you more than other things that are significantly less important to me than you are

Whats worse than losing your keys? Your entire family dying in a preventable house fire.

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