Why did the chicken successfully cross the road? It didn't in the middle of the street it got hit by a car.

yo mama is so fat that a kid said to her ' The White Buddha Has Returned'

womans having rights.

Knock Knock Who's there? A Crazy Rhinoceros

You know what they say... Big feet Lawn-mower

whate white and cant climb trees? powdered sugar

what did the lawyer say to the lawyer? "whats up lawyer?" what did the banana say to the banana? nothing bananas dint talk...

Why couldn't Jimmy wash his hair? He has leukemia and therefore no longer has hair.

Q: How many chicken nuggets can fit into an olympic size swimming pool? A: 8,563,690,152... Corndogs

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting raped.

What did the unicorn eat for a snack? Nothing. Unicorns are a majestic fiction animal.

nothing

Guess what! What? huhuhuhuhuhuhuhuhuhu

women's rights

Whats red and looks like a bucket? -a red bucket Whats blue and looks like a bucket? -a red bucket disguised as a blue bucket

A. Ask me if I am a tree B. Are you a tree? A. No idiot

What did the black man buy at the store? Nothing he has no money

Who is a pussy ass bitch and is and has a chode? - Jeff Misner

What did the straw say to the other straw? We are both straws just kidding they cant talk

Two biscuits were sitting in an oven. One says to the other hows it going, the other says nothing because he knows that biscuits can't talk.

Solvemedia fun: It says happy trails, a good one. Then it says Your answer below. ANSWER TO WHAT? To happy trails? Is that even a question? Is this world gonna explode? Is Santa real? Will Jesus ever return? I This and much more in the next exciting episode of Dragon NutZ SEE!

What's the different between a blond and a brunette? Blondes taste better when cut into small pieces and fried in a skillet.

Everytime God shuts a door, he opens a window... ...But I am the Goddamn locksmith!

What can little Billy play? The tumour, sorry I meant what will little Billy die from.

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