What did the kid with all F's on his report card get? Beat by his parents

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How do you get a cow off a swing? Hit it with an axe.

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How Many Blind People Does It Take To Solve A Rubiks Cube? None Their Blind

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Q: What's the hardest part about eating a vegetable? A: The wheel chair.

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How long was the awkward silence it took to make Justin Bieber? Really long.

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whats cold, blue and hard? a frozen blueberry.

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A dyslexic man walks into a bar. He orders a drink successfully, pays, and leaves. Three weeks later he dies tragically.

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Knock, knock. Who's there? Sasquatch. Sasquatch who? ROAR

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what is black white and red all over? A black and white movie with the first violent color leave a comment if this joke is duped.

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what Did The Cow Say To The Chicken, Moo

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My wife came up to me and said, "I want you to make me scream with 2 fingers!" So I poked her in the eyes!

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Q: Why do Mexicans love rice and beans? A: Because it's fairly easy to grow in places with relatively low rainful and high temperatures like that in which they live in.

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Knock knock! Who's there? ... There was no reply because the person who knocked was the mailman delivering a package, and he had a tight schedule so he couldn't stay around to chat.

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Why are black people black? Because they're clearly not white.

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Q. Why couldn't the blind black guy read. A. He's Dead

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What is black and blue, with nothing to do? The prostitute in my basement.

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There once was a girl with only one buttcheek. She couldn't go poop. She died.

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your momas so stupid she s going back to school to become a responsible adult

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Holocaust jokes aren't funny. Anne Frankly, I do not stand for them.

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A man walks into a bar. Itwas an metal bar so the man was hurt.

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that moment when the last few ceral are like "Come on catch me bitch"

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What did the amputee get for Christmas? Shot.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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