- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How man people does it take to screw in a light bulb? 1 an electrician

my goldfish never writes me back when i send him letters

What did the black kid get for christmas? Nothing, he doesn't celebrate christmas

wut did the cow say to the other cow thet's get a moo shake

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What did the big traffic light say to the little traffic light? It didnt it's a traffic light.

Why couldn't the little girl swing? She didn't have any limbs.

A horse walks into a bar the barmam asks why the long face The horse replies he's suffering from depression after his family was killed in a car crash and he has now turned to alcohol to sort his sorrows

What do you call a dinosaur that doesn't lay eggs? A male dinosaur

Knock-Knock Who's there? The UPS guy dumb ass

Why did the clown have a heart attack? He had long term heart problems.

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Noooooooo...

Why did the Asian boy drop his milk? Because he had a stroke.

Why did the man have no friends? He mudered and ate someone in '86 and is rotting in prison.

what would your nan do if she was alive right now? scratching the top of the coffin.

At the Asthma hotline. Caller: Aahhh aahhh gasp gasp I need you... Woman: slams phone DAMN I WISH THESE PERVERTS WOULD STOP CALLING!

Your mother is so fat that LOWERLOWEOROLWERLOWEH OIRH OWER IOWEJ OR OIJWE :JWEJKLR

What happens when you spend far too much money in a gambling machine during a solar eclipse on a leap year? You get poor.

Why didn't the blonde hook up with the business man? Because he was a raging alcoholic and a severe smoker who was incapable of looking after his 3 kids and he has gone to jail 3 times for public nudity and beating his wife.

How do you make a baby stop crawling? Nail it to the ground

Why didn't Superman save anyone on September 11? He was in a wheelchair.

If you throw a red stone in a blue lake what does it become? Simply a wet stone.

An Irish man walks into a bar. The bartender looks at him and notices he has a steering wheel stuck down the front of his pants. "Hey," he says, "What's with the steering wheel down your pants?" The Irish man looks down at it, dumbfounded. "I have absolutely no idea," he says, and removes it.

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