- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I have a horse.

Josh Groban, John Mayer, Ben Folds and Nick Cave are at an underground club that specialises in lithuanian folk music and siberian vodka. end of story

Your mother is so stupid because as a child, she was unable to keep up with what was being taught as she unfortunately had a learning disability.

What is worst then 9/11? What? Tiger woods

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in the water? You shouldn't call him anything. He needs help. -Tag

What did John look at when Meghan Fox took off her shirt? her undershirt

whats green and slimy? green slim

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread!

What do you call an old man in his underwear with a bag of pepper on his back while licking pebbles off the sidewalk? Senile.

knock knock opens door WE DON'T WANT ANY!

Q: How pregnancy test is performed in Somalia?! A: Shove a piece of bread between the legs of the women and if the bread is bitten when you take it out, she is pregnant!

Why did Sally fall off her bike? Because sally has no arms. Knock knock Who's there? Not Sally.

What does a salmon and a falcon have in common They both live underwater except for the falcon.

Why couldn't the teenage pirate get into the movie? Because he lacked the required money for the ticket.

Q. What does the kool aid man say when he breaks into a wall A. Ow

If at first you dont succeed..... your not chuck norriss

why aren't doughnuts square? because they are round

What's invisible and smells like carrots ? Rabbit Farts

What blew the baby's mind? Daddy's knuckles.

Knock Knock Who's there? There's a peephole on your door why don't you go ahead and look

Screw it you write the joke.

A man walks into a convenient store and asks the cashier where the toilet paper is. She says aisle five. He goes down aisle five and there's no toilet paper.

If a quiz is quizzical, what's a testicle?

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