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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: What did one muffin say to another? A: Nothing. Muffins don't talk, you idiot.

Why did the koala fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the second koala fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the first one. Why did the third koala fall out of the tree? Peer pressure!

A horse goes to the mall and when he is in the checkout line there is a man at the cash register the man at the cash register says "Why the long face?" and the horse replies "hey buddy, watch it!!!!!!!"

How do you know when you're on the wrong side of the tracks? You don't. (Wyndellberg)

What is worse than an 11 year old getting raped You getting caught

You're such a baby, that you are still in diapers! Ew! How would you know creep!

Holocaust jokes suck. Anne frankley, I won't stand for them

Connor is homo

What's worse the a bee sting? Two bees stings What's worse the two bee stings? The Holocaust What's worse the. The Holocaust? Three bee stings

A man walks to a bar and sees a very hot blonde sitting across the room. Turns out it was actually a blonde man and they both had a wonderful night because they were both homosexual.

White guy: I figure she's a gold digger, my neighbor. Black guy: Did you say the N word?

why did the chicken cross the road ...WHO FREAKING CARES!!!!

Q: How many nuns does it take to eat a dead racoon? A: 2

What do you call a bunch of white men sitting on a bench? The NBA.

Q. How can you tell if a snake bites? A. It depends on if he walks to school or carries his lunch.

What did the amputee get for chritmas? A bicycle

Two peanuts were walking down the road. One was assaulted because they were walking in Detroit.

What's the worst part of being raped by a unicorn? Being sentenced to a life of shame and humiliation.

How did the chicken cross the road?he just got up and walked to the other side.

What is the definition of a shame (as in "that's a shame")? When a picnic is postponed due to rain, or hired entertainment becomes unavailable at the last minute due to illness, or a book ends badly having started out well.

Why did the Chicken cross the road? It didn't, it was in a chicken pen.

Why did the girl fall off the stage? Someone shot her.

What did god say to Jesus. "Dude, she's not a virgin"

An asian and a black guy walked into a bar. An ambulance rushed to their aid as they were in great pain and had a slight chance of becoming paraplegic.

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