Whats worse then a dead baby? 10 dead babies

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it had Alzheimers and forgot that he lived on the other side of the street.

A man walks into a woman's bedroom... But I was already bored of the plot so I skipped to the end of the pornographic video.

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Q: What's not funny and has three wheels? A: The Holocaust, I lied about the wheels and not being funny.

What do you call a blind person? Mack Despard

what is red and bad for your teeth? a brick

A tree falls in the woods and no one is around to hear it... Fall on top of a woman and crush her to death

Suicide is never funny Unless it's a clown

Why was Six afraid of Seven? Because Seven beat and raped Six when he was child multiple times, and Seven threatened to kill Six if he told anyone.

Knock, knock Who's there? Doctor Doctor who?

What happen when Sarah made but her nose in other people's business? Her vagina got set on fire by cole and derrek shoved your head up his ass!

What did the Muslim say to the American? Hi

And you honored it I see :P

Me:hey paul did you see that story on the news? Paul:ya i did thats really crazy!

How many blondes does it take to change a light bulb? One. I don't see why there should be more.

Badabing.

justin bieber over spongebob *snicker*

Everybody has a penis! EVERY BODY! WHY can't feminists admit this obvious anatomical fact? Gahhhh!

There was a cat and a copy cat. the regular cat jumped off a cliff. How many cats are left? 2 Cats have 9 lives!!!

What do you get when a white person and a black person make a baby? A possible high functioning member of society.

A white man is found dead in an alley way, who was the murderer? The black guy trying to climb up the walls to escape.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

What did the rabbit buy the Jewish duck for Hanukkah? Nothing, animals don't celebrate holidays.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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