- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did Helen Keller name her dog? She didn't, her father named the dog because he was aware of his daughters innability to speak.

What? Yes.

Q. Why are most jews unemployed? A. They all got fired.

Difference between African children and a fat boy? nothing, they're always hungry.

What did the cow say to the butcher? At least I'm not a Jew.

Why couldn't Johnny drive? He doesn't have arms or legs. Why didn't Johnny have arms or legs? Johnny is a potato

Why did the Muslim cross the road? He was on fire and he needed to get to the lake on the other side of the street to put himself out.

what happend when 3 white guys and 3 black guys try out for a basketball team? They all made it because you need 5 people on the team and it is good to have an extra person on the team in case some one gets hurt, fouled out, late for the game or dies.

Four blonds are driving to Disneyworld. They finally get to Florida and they see a sign that says "Disneyworld: left" so they take the left and get hit by a semi and all die.

A car with three black people in it is driven off a cliff and everyone dies. Why is this a tragedy? Because it is always a tragedy when human life is lost.

so a man goes to jurrasic park and sees two dinosaurs fighting. he shits himself.

Q:Why do you never run over black guy on a bicycle A: Because that is not a very nice thing to do

Yo mamma is so fat, that she's going on a diet and is exercising regularly to lose wait.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side. That's what she said

Why couldn't the teenager go to the pirate movie? He didn't have any money.

What did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? Were both lawyers.

What did the little boy with no arms and legs get for Christmas? Cancer.

Whats bigger than 'burger king'? A. burger

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

What happened after Will Ferrell took a dump? He wiped his ass and flushed.

How did little Sally break her Nintendo DS? Her abusive father repeatedly abused her and punished her until she was thrown into a stone wall. As she went into the wall she crushed by another wall and broke the DS.

Yo mama so old when I slapped her on the back her tits fell off.

What's blue, red, and full of metal? Timmy in his favorite blue sweater, after he got hit by a truck.

Jack and Jill went up the hill to have some hanky panky , but silly Jill forgot her pill so now there's little Frankie...

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