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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side. That's what she said

What did the cow say to the butcher? At least I'm not a Jew.

Q:Why do you never run over black guy on a bicycle A: Because that is not a very nice thing to do

What? Yes.

What did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? Were both lawyers.

Difference between African children and a fat boy? nothing, they're always hungry.

Q. Why are most jews unemployed? A. They all got fired.

A car with three black people in it is driven off a cliff and everyone dies. Why is this a tragedy? Because it is always a tragedy when human life is lost.

a man walks into a bar and buys a drink

What's the difference between a Jew and a canoe? One is a type of small aquatic craft, and the other is a human being who practices Judaism.

Jack and Jill went up the hill to have some hanky panky , but silly Jill forgot her pill so now there's little Frankie...

Roses are red. Violets are blue. Some poems rhyme. This one doesn't.

Whats bigger than 'burger king'? A. burger

How did little Sally break her Nintendo DS? Her abusive father repeatedly abused her and punished her until she was thrown into a stone wall. As she went into the wall she crushed by another wall and broke the DS.

What is small, black and has 18 legs? A centipede with 82 legs cut off.

What is worse than going to school? Nothing.

What happened after Will Ferrell took a dump? He wiped his ass and flushed.

How do you burn Lebron James's house? With fire.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

What's blue, red, and full of metal? Timmy in his favorite blue sweater, after he got hit by a truck.

Yo mama so old when I slapped her on the back her tits fell off.

whats the difference between ian bothom and david gower? shredded wheat.

What's the new green? Green

The Holocaust is worse than any number of bee stings. Unless, of course, bees separated people of certain ethnic backgrounds from their families and killed them off bit by bit by stinging them.

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