what is my catphrase nothing I am too good to have one

Stephen Hawkings may know everything about the universe, but try to get him to tie his shoes.

WHY DID THE MAN RUN A MILE?.BECAUSE HE WAS TRYING TO CATCH HIS NOSE AND GET A TISSUE

XD I TOTALLY CANT BELIEVE I FELL FOR THAT ONE! XD IT WAS LIKE SO OBVIOUS! XD

Knock Knock Who's there? A kind hearted serial killer who will win your heart emotionally and then shoot you to death unexpectedly.

Q: What's the difference between a bird and a fly? A: A bird can fly, but a fly can't bird.

What did the catholic priest do to the little boy in the Confessions Took his confessions

What did Jim do after the police gave him a ticket? He followed them home and used their children's limbs to rape them.

I like my coffe like my women Without a Penis

A black guy and a Hispanic guy are in a car together. Who's driving? The black guy.

What's the best thing about Windows OS? It's very versatile and can run a wide selection of programs, tools, and games.

What did the Little 8 year old boy do when a big black man walked into his house? He said "Hi daddy", then they happily ate dinner together.

What`s the best part about twenty-three year olds? there are twenty of them

Once i was walking down the street when i saw a homeless man As i leant to give him money he jumped up and stabbed me. Now i don't approach drunk strangers with hangovers

what do you call lots of jews on a train? Call them what you want they aren't coming back!

What do you do when you see a half-dead black man on the floor? Call an ambulance before he bleeds out causing sepsis.

Did you know, I have a black man in my family tree? He works for a lawn service.

Q. Why did uncle Al die of smoking? A. His socks were to big -Noah Weisskopf

In Soviet Russia, Joseph Stalin killed a lot of people and there was nothing funny about it.

Whats sad about a black man killing himself? That shaft DVD that he rented will probably be late now.

99% of teenagers would cry if they saw justin bieber on the top of a skyscraper, about to jump. However, there is 1% who would be sitting in a lawn chair at the bottom screaming, DO A BACKFLIP!!!

What did the commentor say when he saw the "waht's worse than finding a worm in your apple...the holocaust." joke? I am offended to your cruel referance to worms.

your momma is so fat that when she steps on the scale it shows that she is overwhieght

Why do we have brown eggs? Because black people have sex with chickens

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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