why do you throw the baby up the tree??. to get my ball back.

Where did Jonathon go after he died? - Burger King, he died from diabetes

Hitler, Mussilini, And Hideki Tojo Walk In To A Bar Mitzvah, Everyone Was Brutally Murdered & No One Survived.

whats annoying and won't go away?. Aids.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Today I'll wear a hat on my head Instead of a shoe.

What's worse than having embaracing parents? A: they are of the same sex

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I forgot the rest, Don't laugh at me...

"Knock Knock" "Who's there?" "James" "James who?" "What the heck?You forgot me already?Its your bestfriend dude.Now let me in." ~Lil

Why does Justin Beiber look like a girl? Because he achieved international fame and fortune at a prepubescent age, and has made more money before he turned 18 than most people will in their entire lives.

What do Chinese kids have that African kids dont? Chinese citizenship and at least one Chinese parent.

What do you call a deer with no eyes? Blind.

Q:How do you kill a blonde? A:The same way you kill everyone else.

How many People does it take to change a lightbulb? One

Why did Isaac run from his mother? She tried to kill him because God said so. Christianity.

A guy walks into a bar, and says, "The Aristocrats!"

Why did the squirrel across the river upside down? So it could keep its nuts dry.

Whats worse than tripping? Getting shot

What did the young man's clothes smell like after a long night of partying? Laundry detergent, it was quite pleasant

What do you get when you mix Obama and Chief Keef? OBLLAMA

hey i just met you, and this is crazy, i have alzheimers, hey i just met you

How do you call a black person in KFC? By a Phone.

Ten green bottles hanging on the wall, Ten green bottles hanging on the wall, And if one alcoholic should one day stroll along: There'll be no more bottles hanging on the wall.

Knock, Knock, Who's there? The IRS.

a man walks into a bar... he was shot to death because he was a slave during the 1910s

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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