- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man walks into a bar and the barman says "Why the long face?" And the man replies "I am severely deformed".

What did one liar say to the other liar? I'm very honest.

How did the Jew survive the Holocaust? Trick question he didn't

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks why the long face? The horse, unable to comprehend human speech, promptly craps on the floor and leaves.

I ordered the "Anti-Joke" book Jk, waste of money

What do you call a blonde doctor? Doctor

What do anti-jokes and a can of corn have in common? Both can be stored indefinitely and accessed and enjoyed at will.

What's the difference between Megan Fox and a dead baby? I'll eat Megan Fox before I fuck her.

Why was Timmy sad? He had a frog stapled to his face

What's a ghost's favorite color? Usually whatever their favorite color was in life.

roses are red violets are blue i take pleasure in the simple things in life as i have nothing else left to live for

homosexual

I'm winning at Scrabble.

why did the black guy kill the white guy. the white guy killed his family.

Why isn't Michael Jackson aloud at Disney world? He is dead.

Jimmy is at a movie ? He's with a gay boy

Why did Susie start shaking? She had continuous ceasars

So there's this white guy with a huge dick.

why did the black man cross the road? to get away from the racists

People thought hitler said "I want to burn the jews" he really said "I want a glass of juice".

why did every one care when i killed my self they didn't

If people are freaking out about this Kony guy I cant wiat to see the look on their faces when they check in my crawl space.

Eeny meeny miny mo, Catch a tiger by it's toe, If he hollers let him go, Because if you don't he would attack you and go straight for you're neck and you would die a painful death...

Did you know Helen Keller had a swing set in her backyard? Neither did she.

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