Why did the chicken cross the road? Because chickens are polemicists.

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What is the difference between a fridge? I'm sorry, I have a severe mental disability and telling jokes is not... F'tang F'tang Zoop Pong Wii!

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What do you call a person that smells like shite and chases uglier girls than him? .. . . . . . . .. . . . . . Smelly McD the smelly cunt

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When does 1+1=3? When the condom fails.

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A black guy, a white guy, and an Asian guy walk into a library. They were getting help from the Asian guy on their math homework.

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women's rights.

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Why was the man with one leg good at balancing on one foot? He used crutches.

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What do you call a guy with aids? Your dad

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Why did the Zombie kill and eat a man? Because it was hungry.

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No, I had no idea, nor did I know that Nero means Black or Darkness until I searched it up some weeks ago. No, I would never photoshop anything, I mean sure I am the girl/woman thing with the big tits, but that`s like all I got going... Oh and yeah I use glasses sometimes because these contact lenses become itchy after a while and stuff.

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An itsy bitsy spider went up the water spout Down came my dick, and forced the spider out

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roses are red violets are blue i have dementia its not funny

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OMG FUCKING NERDS WITH NO LIFE CAN READ ABOUT THE POWER OF YOUR Vaginal puss puss color, no but seriously, I kinda prefer unshaven, I mean if I change my opinion I just do it myself or command that you shave yourself while I put it on my cellphone while I jack off to you, making a creampie, yeah because.

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Ask me if I'm a tree. Are you a tree? No.

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it's weird how Jesus came out of the cave on the same day as Easter

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How do you describe a cranky rapist? Cranky and rapist

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J- Jiggly E- Enormous S- Sad S- Smelly E- Ethiopian

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roak

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so your in a room with mickey mouse and the lights go off, how did the lights go off mickey mouse turned them off

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Naturally I meant to say "Its no fun even when they DO scream in pain" below... What do you think I got? Pleasure? Your friendly r*pist Moral Man: Of course I got pleasure! ;) But I wont share with you!

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"Ask me if I'm a tree," "Are you a tree?" "No."

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A dog walks into a bar and orders a pint of beer The barman replies : Woof Woof

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Wait a moment, I will see what I can do.

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Why did the dinosaur cross the road? It didn't.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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