How do you get a blonde to stop talking? Hit her in the head with a brick.

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what did michael jackson do when i swore at him? nothing he's dead

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the WNBA.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Why do you care?

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How do u know what a ass is. You no once you meet adam mac.

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Whats worse than anal sex Anal sex with razor blades

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How do you tell if an elephant has been in your refrigerator? You find someone you trust and say "an elephant has been in my refrigerator".

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your mummas so ugley that it looks like it court fire and your family put it out with forkes

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How many pollacks does it take to screw in a lightbuld? Likely the same number as is required when people of non-polish descent screw in lightbulds. Overall however it is variable based on the number or bulbs, position of bulbs in relation to ceiling, potential shakiness of required ladder, and desired efficiency. Please reference GE's lightbuld home instillation handbook for further information or alternately contact your local electrician or handy neighbor.

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Why did the male propagate the female? Because he was drugged. Slyly, this foxy female had slipped the male the date rape drug and a dangerous amount of viagra. During intercourse, the male ripped a gaping hole in the female's stomach and killed her. He woke up confused inside a dead stinking corpse.

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Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven hundred and eighty nine.

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im a policeman the car infront of me had a foot hanging out of the trunk. i pulled him over. i closed the trunk and proceeded to inform him of the dangers of open trunks.

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I just met you, And this is crazy. So call me Kony, I stole you're baby.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I've got Alzheimer's Cheese on toast

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Q: what did the grandmother give to her grandson. A: a lightbulb

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Why do dogs chase squirrels? Beacuse dogs have very low attention spands and also chase cars and cats.

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Why did sally fall off the swing? She had no hands. Knock. Knock. Who's there? Not sally.

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Roses are gray Vilots are gray im a dog

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

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What is the difference between Tiger Woods and Santa? Santa stops after 3 hos

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Justin Beiber walks into a bar. The bartender does not serve him because he is not the legal drinking age yet.

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I saw a stray dog the other day So I petted it and got on my way.

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What do you get a man that has evreything? Aids

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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