Okay, yeah red, but you wont ever get to see it because you have gone stale.

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I HATE G-SPOT AND BTS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Knock, knock. Whose there? A Mountain Lion wait...what

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The Minnesota Vikings won a game.

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What did hitler say to the jacket potato? Your fucked now!

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Do you know why this joke isn't funny. It's punchline is bad.

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What's better than being rich? Not living in Kenya.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Houlocaust. What's worse than the Houlocaust? Nothing, the Haulocaust was one of the most horrible instances of inhumanity in recorded history.

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funniest joke ever!!!!!.....chris.

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Knock Knock who's there? ... who's there?!?!?! ... WHO'S THERE ?!?!?!? ... stupid kids.

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This ones for the dudes: Whats worse then having sex with a woman with no penis? Having se with a man

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what did the palatiespussy say to the asain how many cocaines did i say was a black pankakkkke MMMFUUCCK NORDSTRUM(CUM)

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How do you catch a Jew? Just give him a little shower ;)

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What's a group of people that has an N, an I, two Gs, an E and an R that have no souls? Gingers.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Your window is open I'm watching you

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Q: How do you confuse a blonde. A: Put her in a circular room and tell her to pee in the corner. Q: How does a blonde confuse you? A: She says she's done.

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What's worse than the Holocaust? The eventual extinction of humanity, followed by the death of the universe.

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Q:What's black and white and red all over? A: An interracial couple in a car crash.

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What do you call a black male teacher? A: A Teacher .

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What is the difference between your mom and a vacuum? The vacuum does not use your mom to clean the floor since it is an inanimate object and can not control people.

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Poop

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A man walks in to a bar. He gets a cuncussion and his heath insurance isn't enough to cover his physical therapy. He dies poor and alone.

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Your mom is so fat, she went to the hospital, and they intern, turned her exess fat into 12 babies.

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Knock, knock. Who's there? Doctor. Doctor Who? It's Doctor Green. I've got some bad news about your test results. Can I come in?

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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