- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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There are 2 men are standing on the roof of a building, one of them jumps off, the other one is named Peter

a man walked into a bar and said ow

What did the dubstep say? Wub.

What's the difference between a baby and a trampoline? I take off my shoes when I jump on a trampoline

Why did the boy have pink skin at night? Because he did not put on a sufficient amount of sunscreen that morning. This is also known as sunburn.

hey girl, My Gyarados is BIG enough for you to ride it ALL day and night

Why did the little boy fall off the swing? He had no arms

why is it good to be a fireman? because they save lives

What do you call a sheep? something to have sex with.

Roses are green Violets are grey Tulips are a lighter grey I am colorblind.

A midget goes up to a prostitute and asks "what’s the worst joke you ever heard?" She replies "probably this one

Man: You know you're crazy when you talk to inanimate objects, you know you're Insane when they reply. Stick: I know, right?

What are kids supposed to do in American classrooms if a nuke hits nearby? Hide under the desk. (This is a fact) Moral: Like that is gonna help... seriously that is ridiculous!

What did the black guy say to the white guy? Hi!

Knock Knock. Shut up.

how did the kid cut open his forehead? by putting on his underwear!

Jimmy went for a walk in the jungle, and he got lost!!

What's big, white, and kills you if it falls out of a tree. A Fridge

Q - What is worse than a nerdy joke on anti-jokes with a lot of big words in it? A - Although I get scared when i see big words, the page long jokes are probably worse

How many babies can you fit in a bottle? None, a bottle is too small

So, would you like provolone or mozzarella with that? Yes.

What was sandusky's role at penn state turned tight ends into wide receivers

Ask me if I'm a tree..... "are you a tree?" No.

What did the angry asian man do after he crashed his car? He died of serious head trauma and internal bleeding.

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