What did the fat girl mean when she said, " last night was amaziing?" that pizza pie you shared was very well crafted and baked

What's another word for Manslaughter? My new Hobby

DUH DUH DUH DRAMATIC HAMSTER

The new Minons film reminds me of most foreign films.. You can't undertand a fucking word they say and they're all yellow

How did the baby cross the road? He was stapled to the chicken

Q. What is worse than a worm in your apple? A. Hitler

whats shaped like a tree. A tree.

Q:What do you do when you see a talking raccoon A:Quit the LSD

Why were my arms so tired after I flew in from the coast? Because the stewardess, god rest her soul, failed to latch the door securely.

How many kids with ADD does it take to screw in a light bulb? wanna go ride bikes?

What's blue, wriggles around, and sits in a corner? A dying baby in a plastic bag. What's green, doesn't wriggle around, and sits in a corner? A Christmas tree. The current homeowners were never made aware of the atrocity committed by the previous occupants.

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Q.If I have four apples and billy has 4 oranges, how many pancakes will fit on the roof. A. 3 because aliens like purple hats.

I'm going to rewrite history. History.

Why was the dog fallowing the fat guy. The fat guy said come.

Knock knock. MAN: Who's there? HOOKER: The hooker you called for. MAN: Oh, dear lord. My wife hasn't left yet. I need you to come back in fifteen minutes. WIFE: Honey, who is it? MAN: It's the hooker I called for, but you haven't left. I told her to come back in fifteen minutes.

Why did the black dude die? Because everyone must die at some point.

Three blondes walk into a bar. They have an intellectual conversation over some drinks.

Why are Asian people bad drivers? Coincidental cases of blurred vision.

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? Because her dad pushed her too hard -Knock knock -Who's there? -Suzie, I'm dead now with a knife through my neck and I'm ready to kill you since you didn't forward that chain letter, now hold still so I can chop off your toes one by one and peel your skin off then leave a bloody mess for your parents -k

What happend to the man who walked into a forrest? He got raped by a giant vicious mutant spider

What did the mute person tell the deaf person? Nothing. Even if sound could emit from his vocals the impaired of hearing person would still be unable to respond unless they have taken classes to read lips. The deaf person didn't take classes nor did the mute person learn sign language.

Robert Mugabe.

Your mom is so poor She will soon have to make the difficult decision whether or not to put you up for adoption

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