Roses are red violets are blue I'm not good at poems, nice titttttss.

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You know what the stupidest country in the world is? Equatorial Guinea

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A man was walking down the sidewalk. Then he turned into a drugstore.

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Weegee weegee weegee weegee weegee weegee weegee weegee weegee weegee weegee

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roses are red and violets are blue and i was going to write something that rimes but that is not funny here.

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Women are like fish. It's hard to tell when they are crying underwater.

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What does a Jewish woman do to keep her hands soft and her nails long Nothing at all

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Knock knock whos there telephone telephone who telephone refiridgerator

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What did the blind, deaf, and dumb child get for Christmas? Cancer.

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Why was the blonde staring at the bottle of orange juice? She was reading the nutrition facts, as she was trying to watch her weight.

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Have you ever tried Ethiopian food? No. Neither have they.

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As I sat waiting for the doctor to return with my final prognosis, I began contemplating my own mortality. Looking inside myself, one question continued to haunt me: “What’s the X-ray technician going to do when he walks in and sees me messing with the equipment?”

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Boy: Hey girl if I had hand-cuffs, I’d lock myself to you right now! Girl: I would find that extremely creepy.

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Je veux avoir des relations sexuelles avec toi.

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a man walks into a bar and quickly notices a young lady having a drink. He sits beside her and asks 'why the long face?' 'My mother was raped by a horse.'

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Why did the Hindu eat the Mongolian? He tried, the Mongolian raped him.

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Why did the dead chicken cross the road? It didn't. It was dead.

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Hey you must be a parking ticket, because your yellow.

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A white straight man, a black gay man, and an Asian bisexual woman walk into a bar. They are enjoying their drinks until one overly intoxicated man makes a remark towards the group in reference to their diversity in race, sexual orientation, and sex. The bar crowd is enthused with the drunk man's genius in not only constructing a joke to cover all three categorical descriptions of the group, but in guessing each member's sexuality based on their respective appearances.

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Knock Knock Who’s there? Boo Boo who? Ah don’t be sad, Boo’s here to cheer you up!

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why was the kid crying? because he had to go to school GDS*

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Have you heard that Bert & Ernie from Sesame Street are gay? If so, than whoever told you may be mentally challenged, Bert & Ernie are both puppets which even though they resemble people with active personalities, they remain puppets and do not have a sexual oreintation.

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Whats the Difference between a corvette and a pile of dead babies? A Pile of dead babies is basically useless

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This guy dies and his wife gets him cremated. She takes the ashes home and lays them out on the table and starts talking to them. "You know that fur coat you promised me? I bought it with the insurance money. You know the new car you promised me? I bought it with the insurance money." Then she whispers, "You know that blow job I promised you? Well, here it comes..."

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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