What happens when you cross a Mexican and a Chinese man? A multiracial man.

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A man walks into a bar. Oh, wait, no. It was a horse. So... A man walks into a horse

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A man walks in to a bar, wakes up the next morning with the news that they have found a cancerous tumor in his neck.

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Why did Sally drop her Ice Cream Cone? Because her dog licked her butthole.

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What is the similarity between Moses and Muhammad? They both have the same letter starting their names

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What did the man say when he found a bar of soap in his mailbox? Why is there soap in my mailbox?

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What did the calculator screen say? Cos0=1

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Q: what white hard and huge and it can kill you if you fall out of a tree? A: a refrigerator

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Roommate 1: I want to make food but I'm not going to Roommate 2: Why not? Roommate 1: Because I'm tired and lazy.

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How did the man die? He was killed alive.

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What did the man get on his birthday the week before he died? Obamacare

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I wondered why the baseball was getting bigger. But it wasn't actually getting bigger, it was just getting closer. So I got hit in the face.

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Writing is hard Poems are strong I am muslim And this is a bomb.

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Jimmy: I'm like hey, what's up, hello. Jon: I've already met you.

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A man looks both ways before crossing the street. He gets hit by an airplane.

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Q: What do you call 10 babies at the bottom of the ocean? A: Dead

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I started writing poetry the other day: POETR That's coming along nicely.

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What do you call a school bus full of black people? A school bus

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Did you hear about the kid from Texas? He shot his campus up.

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Whats worse that having cold soup? Cancer

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Hey I just banged you, and it was crazy, delete my number, and keep the baby.

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Why was the strict Asian father angry when his son got an A- on his test? He found out that his son had been cheating.

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Why did the boy get hit by a wrecking ball? Because he picked up an upside down penny.

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Q: Who wants a chick with big breasts? A: Everyone apparently, because chickens are being genetically engineered that way because people are racist about what part of the chicken then want to eat. The white meat or the dark meat. Guess what? Now they can't walk because they are top heavy. And who's fault is that? The people who only eat the white meat.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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