Q: Wy couldn't the T-rex grab the other Dinosor? A: Because he is extinct.

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What's similar between a black man and jelly babies? Nothing

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So you're floating down a river on a two story canoe. How many pancakes does it take to cover a dog house? Four because snakes have no legs.

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Why did Chuck Norris's calendar go from March 31st to April 2nd? There was a misprint

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Q: How many Jews are there in Germany? A: None, they all died in the holocaust

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a brick cheats on another brick the brick finds out and dose nothing because it is a brick

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What did the black guy say when after he jumped in the pool? Wow, its kinda chilly.

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Why did the arm-less Ben fall off the swing? Gravity

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What do humans and trees have in common? -If you hit them with an ax multiple times, they fal down

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A blonde was very smart, and nobody made fun of her when she sometimes made small mistakes like every other person regardless of hair color.

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How many electricians does it take to change a lightbulb? One.

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An Asian walks into a bar. He has a few drinks, but makes sure not to have to many. He then drives home safely, and enjoys a good nights rest.

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A dog walks into a club. Just kidding I hit the dog with a club multiple times, killed it, and went to jail for the murder of an innocent animal.

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whats black and white and red all over? this joke.

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A man walks into a bar, but it's really not his fault because his seeing eye dog led him right into it.

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yo moma so stupid she went to the dentist for a bluetooth.

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What's the worst subject in school? None of them. You need school to get by in life. Get over it.

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A guy with cancer walks into a bar... No one treated him any special way, it's not like he had I have cancer written on his forehead.

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How come the man could read the directions? Because it was right side up.

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

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Why was the cat unable to drink its milk? He was stapled to the wall

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What brown and sticky? A sticky turd

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What did Helen Keller say to her friend? Nothing. If you didn't know, she was deaf and blind so she had to use Sign Language.

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Whats black and white and eats like horse? A zebra.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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