how do you make a plumber cry kill his family how do you kill the plumbers family with a wrench

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Hey man how was the trip to Hiroshima? Great it blew my mind!! And how was Nagasaki ? It was the bomb!!

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What is white and hard to catch? A refrigerator

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Friends are a lot like trees I just thought you should know.

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A guy, arriving at the pearly gates of Heaven, asks St. Peter "Why did I die? Why me." St. Peter replies: "You died the same way everyone does. Lack of oxygen to the brain."

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What's worse than 10 babies stapled to a tree? The Holocaust.

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Why did Justin Bieber wake up Lady Gaga? He needed to ask her a question.

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Who's dumb and retarted. A person that is dumb and retarted.

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What's the difference between a pessimist and a magnet? One is made of flesh and can talk, think and do things. The other is made of metal and can only pull things towards itself or push them away. But strangely, the latter is a lot more welcome in most situations.

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Why couldn't the man sleep? Because he was a wax model in a museum, and as we all know wax models are inanimate objects thus incapable of consciousness and therefore incapable of unconsciousness as well. Many other inanimate objects are caught up in similar problems relating to their incapability to do anything.

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What do you call a child sitting alone in the back of a bus? Anti-social and on the verge of depression.

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A boy walks into a bar. He wakes up in a hospital 3 days later with a bruise on his head. He asks the doctor, "What happened?" The doctor replies, "The bartender smashed a glass on your forehead."

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why wont chin ever take his hat off because his head will be cold

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What's the difference bettween the holocaust and a bee, 6 million jews died during the holocaust. Bees make honey.

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Why did the black guy drink the kool aid? Because there was a glass of kool aid next to him and he was thirsty.

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why was the frog sad..... because it was stappled to the boys face

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three black teenagers went to the cinema to watch twilight

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Whats sad about a black man killing himself? That shaft DVD that he rented will probably be late now.

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sandwich. roller coaster. brain sprout. cholera, meander. time. rivet.porcupine. mayonaise. frying. x-ray forever.

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Why did the blonde's parents take away her car? She didn't pay for half the insurance like she said she would.

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What do you call a joke book without a title? A joke book!!!!

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Why did the dog start barking? Because it was a dog.

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I saw a TV show last night. And it was good.

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