What follows 2 days of rain? Statistically more rain, but you'll have to check the weather report to be sure.

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How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family.

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How do you knock a cat out of a tree? If that doesn't work, use a lethal BB gun

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What's slower than mollasses? Your fattass mother!

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What did the guy say to the girl when she was on her knees? Stop playing with it put it in your mouth

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why does the guy jack off to black on black porn? because he's black

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What do you do if you are surrounded by 2000 Hungry cannibals? You talk to them in a calm yet determined diplomatic voice, then you become a part of them. Moral: A part of them... Forever.

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How do you treat lice Avoid getting them

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What's the difference between a brick and a baby? One is a fundamental item used in building walls and the other is a human

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Why did the dog start barking? Because it was a dog.

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I saw a TV show last night. And it was good.

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Why couldn't the man sleep? Because he was a wax model in a museum, and as we all know wax models are inanimate objects thus incapable of consciousness and therefore incapable of unconsciousness as well. Many other inanimate objects are caught up in similar problems relating to their incapability to do anything.

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What do you call a child sitting alone in the back of a bus? Anti-social and on the verge of depression.

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Who's dumb and retarted. A person that is dumb and retarted.

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What's the difference between a pessimist and a magnet? One is made of flesh and can talk, think and do things. The other is made of metal and can only pull things towards itself or push them away. But strangely, the latter is a lot more welcome in most situations.

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What's worse than 10 babies stapled to a tree? The Holocaust.

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Why did Justin Bieber wake up Lady Gaga? He needed to ask her a question.

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Why did the black guy drink the kool aid? Because there was a glass of kool aid next to him and he was thirsty.

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why wont chin ever take his hat off because his head will be cold

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What's the difference bettween the holocaust and a bee, 6 million jews died during the holocaust. Bees make honey.

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A boy walks into a bar. He wakes up in a hospital 3 days later with a bruise on his head. He asks the doctor, "What happened?" The doctor replies, "The bartender smashed a glass on your forehead."

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What do you call a joke book without a title? A joke book!!!!

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Whats sad about a black man killing himself? That shaft DVD that he rented will probably be late now.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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