What do you call it when a black man kills an Asian man? Murder.

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Roses are red violets are blue this poem is stupid.

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What's black and white and red all over? Half a black face and half a white face after going through a blender

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Why did Jim get hit by a train? Because he was standing in the tracks.

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I'm at a payphone. Though I'm out of change so I'm unable to call my girlfriend and break up with her.

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whats worse than a worm in your apple? the Holocaust

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A horse walks into a bar and the bartender asks "why the long mane?"

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A grandma starts pinching her grandsons cheeks and saying who's a little cutie pie the baby begins to bleed cause his grandmas nails are peircing his skin

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What's funny? Women's rights.

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What did the banana say to the tree? Nothing, bananas can't talk

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Why was the man foolish for buying a new lamp? Because he lived in a small shack with no electricity and was probably going to die soon.

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The WNBA

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mitchell palmer sucks

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Whats the difference between a pizza and a baby? Humans don't eat babies, other than a Cannibals because some tend to eat babies.

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The funniest thing happened in my dream last night, i dreamed that banks would stop ripping people off and start treating people like humans. How wierd is that :D

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What happened to the girl who got an abortion? She got an infection.

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What do you call an Arabic man who crashed a plane into a business building? A careless pilot whose recklessness caused him to crash into a building. His stupidity and lack of plane control skill led to a horrible accident that involved the death of thousands of innocent people and the death of many business people's office pets.

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What's great about taking a shower with a twelve year old girl. Pulling her hair back and making her look like a six year old

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John: Knock Knock! Bill: Who's there John: John Bill: Oh hey John, come in

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I supported my sisters decision to get an abortion. Still would have been cool to be a dad :/

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What do you call a girl with no legs? Disabled

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why did they make a new iphone? because individuals like to be connected to local and world wide media so they can stay in touch with all news, friends and family.

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There once was a man from Peru, he couldn't fit into his shoe. He went to Brazil bought a big. Swallowed it and died.

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A man walks into a bar with a dog. The bartender says that there are no dogs allowed, but the man says that he is blind. So the man sits down with his dog and asks for a drink. The bartender decided to check to see if he was really blind, so he says, " Hey, do you know what time it is?" The blind man replies, "7 o'clock," The bartender says, "Ha! You said you were blind! Get out of..." but was interrupted by the man, who promptly said, "No, I'm deaf," and left.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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