If humans say YOLO what do cats say? meow.

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Why do black people eat fried chicken? Because black people are usually stronger than chicken. If they weren't, chickens would probably eat fried black people.

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What's the meaning of life? I forgot to write it down.

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If a tree falls on a woman, and no one is around to hear it, what is a tree doing in the kitchen?

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how many jews does it take to fit in a mid-size sedan? -5 comfortably.

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Why did Suzie fall of the swing? Because Suzie was a cucumber.

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jacob mckeand broke his arm and now he cant wank :(:(:(

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-I have an idea! Let's play twenty questions! -Alright! But i have to warn u I have piss running down my leg

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Why did the boy drop his ice cream? Because he was hit by a bus.

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How do you leave a jackass in suspense? I'll tell you later.

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Roses are red Violets are? blue Lets eat poo I know you want to

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A Native American walks into a casino. He wants to invest a protion of his earnings from his fortune 500 company into it because he believes it to be a profitable venture.

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Tyrone is innocent! I can't wait until Kirsty gets hers!

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Knock Knock Whose there? Yes I am a convicted child molester and by state law I must go door-to-door explaining the many cruel and vigorous crimes I have committed.

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There was 3 friends named Crap, Manners, and Shut up. They all had mental mothers.

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Why didn't the boy answer the phone when it was ringing? Because he had no arms to pick it up.

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I like my women like i like my coffee... with big titis

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Swag.

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John walked up to his dad one morning and shouted, "Dad, it's my birthday!" Dad said, "Cool, how old are you?" John says, "I'm seven!" Dad tells him to go downstairs and tell his grandpa. Johnny runs down and says, "Grandpa, it's my birthday, guess how old I am!" Grandpa sticks his? hand in John's pants and sticks his thumb into his anus. As he pulls his hand out, he pinches his penis. Grandpa says, "You're seven." John says, "How did you know?" Grandpa says, "I heard you tell your dad upstairs."

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Once upon a time there was a small poor boy in a small German village. Her was name Smalls. Later he found out that he had to go back to Virginia because of their family then she got milk and went to the play that night like he was planning, and it was probably a problem with the clutch or transmission. It was fine because Smalls was 64 years old.

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What do you call a clock that neither ticks nor tocks? A broken clock

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Why is the Holocaust/Worm in your apple joke the highest rated joke on Anti Jokes? Most of the viewers of this website clicked on a thumbs up symbol directly below the joke, which by the coding of this website triggered an algorithm that caused the number adjacent to this thumbs up button to increase and also caused the joke to appear higher on the list of most popular jokes.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Rapist :(

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Why did the boy miss the toilet when he was peeing? Cause he was in the shower.

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