- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock, knock! Who's there? No one. No one actually knocked on your door because this is just a joke.

What do airplanes and trees not have in common?? Bananas

Why are you gay? Because ***** you

Roses are Red Violets are Red My Garden is on Fire.

Roses are gray, Violets are gray, I'm colorblind, I hate my life

Why Was the straight man in love ? because he was an intelligent human being who had the formula of understanding woman .

I like my coffee like i like my women, blonde with big boobs.

you walk into a bar Griffin: 'are you ok'

5 black men walk into a 7-11 at midnight. They clog the all of the toilets in the mens bathroom causing them to over run.

Maybe we simply need to keep the door open, but one cannot bring happiness to others, until one is happy oneself. Do I change something within you Red?

What's red, crunchy, and hard to chew. A brick.

why did Susie fall of the swing? she had no arms Knock Knock Who`s there? not Susie

Guess Penn State Is Holding Jerry Sandusky Day this Saturday against Nebraska. All Kids 10 and Under get in Free...

Sigh, at times like this I begin to ponder what I am doing with my life. I do not look that much like some anime character thingie, she is awfully cute for a anime character though.

A Priest and a Rabbi walk into a bar together. They discuss the fundamentals and aspects of Religion.

Banana Hamock.

Why did the bus driver tell the black man to get to the back of the bus? Because all the seats up front were full and its dangerous to stand in a moving vehicle

what do you call a cow on a rollercoaster? a very dangerous and unlikely event

Why is the boy lying down on the floor? The chandelier fell on him.

How do you get four gay men on one stool? You get three more stools.

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Why cant Helen Keller drive? ......because women cant drive(:

ROSES ARE RED VIOLETS ARE BLUE HERE'S A KNIFE KILL YOURSELF KANE !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? Neither has he.

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