One day, 2 people were gonna fight after school and then the final bell rung. Everyone gathered in the bathroom to watch the fight. The challenger asks the opponent, "Hey whats that one thing you say when you let the other person win?" then the opponent says, "I give up?" The opponent yells, "I win!"

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How many children does it take to kill a homocidal killer? None. Children should not attempt such a dangerous task.

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POOP.............................................. ITS THE FUNNEST WORD OF ALL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Q: How do mentally retarted people read books A: They dont

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i wonder who made this website? a human

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If i had a dollar for every time Lindsay Lohan Crashed a vehicle......i would be rich

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Roses are red Violets are blue Some poems make sense. 5

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A dyslexic man walked into a bra

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What happens when you throw a green rock into the Red Sea? It gets Wet.

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Whats worse than passing out drunk and having your friends draw on your face? When you die of alcohol poisoning in the morning

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some weirdo nerd was just convicted of a hit and run Just kidding. All he did was suffocate your dad with a whoopee cusion.

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How many elbows does a Jew have? 2

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Friend: Hey dude, you wanna come to my house after school and do some Meth? Other Friend: Nah I dont wanna get scabs all over my skin, disgusting teeth, and im not in the mood for dying early. Im good here.

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How did the Jew survive the Holocaust? Trick question he didn't

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What color is an orange chicken? Fried rice

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Your mother is so fat.

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whats nun plus nun two nuns haha!! from jarod :}

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Q: Why do black people hate country music? A: Because every time they hear "hoe down" they think someone has shot their sister.

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Whats the difference between a penis and a vagina? Pancakes,

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How do you make a plumber cry? You steal his princess

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your mother is so obese, that she really should look into eating a well balanced diet and taking part in an excercise plan that suits her

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Boo. Boo who? No I said Lou. Oh hey Lou come on in.

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How did the hot blonde get a promotion from her boss? She worked really hard and achieved more thaan her coworkers.

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How can you tell the difference between a black guy and a white guy? skin color

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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