Phew, I was like thinking all like "I am really into this guy, we can like chat like this and stuff too right?"

Two muffins are sitting in an oven. One says to the other, "Boy, it's hot in here." The other muffin doesn't say anything because it is a muffin.

I gotta friend named Michael Nugyen and he dishonored his family. Did I mention he was asian ( he live in tampa fl )

patient: Doctor, doctor, i think i'm a lemon. Doctor: racial segregation and presidency is my middle name.

why did the chicken cross the road? because it was tired of the people on the side she was on who told lame anti jokes, so she tried to stay away from them.

what happened to the fat lady she went on a diet and is now skinny but she cant resist mcdonalds big macs so she quickly become fat

Why did the sloth swing from the tree? It hung itself.

How do you kill a blonde? A gun.

white or wheat? wheat please.

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A lion, a tiger, and a bear walk down the side of the road. This is what I observed last week in a suburb of Columbus, Ohio.

How does Justin Bieber remove a condom? he farts

Chuck Norris got his ass kicked. HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

yo Mama so stupid a robber stole her t.v and she ran after him yelling, YOU FORGOT THE REMOTE!

Q. When's The Best Time To Wear A Striped Sweater? A. All The Time.

Q- How do you wake up Lady Gaga? A- You Poke Her Face

A man walks into a bar wearing large and baggy pants. The bartender asks him, "Why the large, baggy pants?" The man replies, "Because they're comfortable."

Why did the white girl become a lesbian? Because she was raped and had no more trust in the male gender.

Hey, do you want to play the rape game ? NO! That's the spirit

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead

A captain crashes his boat into a rock. He has the option to save to save his wife or his best friend. He saves neither and drowns.

99% of teenagers would cry if they saw justin bieber on the top of a skyscraper, about to jump. However, there is 1% who would be sitting in a lawn chair at the bottom screaming, DO A BACKFLIP!!!

What do u get when u lick chicken Answer- Your a retard if you did not figure it out it is obviously chicken taste DERP!

Why didn't the chicken cross the road? He chickened out.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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