Knock Knock Who's there? Max. Max who? Max who starts his greeting with,  "In accordance with Megan's law"  

Whats a frogs favorite year? 2009!

what did the boy say to his mum when he got home from school nothing he has no tongue

what has two legs and is red all over a fireman doing his job

What do you call a woman who loves sex and food? A fat whore.

The WPGA tour

Knock Knock ............... No one's home.

knock know. who there?.............. whose there?.........whose there!?!?! damn kids

Yo mama is so fat , she died of a heart condition

What's white on top and black on bottom? Society.

A hooker walks into a hospital. Only to find out that she has aids.

How do you confuse a blonde? Tell her she is a burnette.

Me: Knock Knock Mom: Who's there? Me: Jason Mom: Jason who Jason: HOW COULD YOU FORGET ME I CAN'T BELRIVE YOUR ALZHEIMER'S HAS GOTTEN THAT BAD! WHY DOES THIS HAPPEN TO ME BWAAA! *Jason sadly died short after from a bus hitting him*

Why did little john fall off his bike? Somebody threw microwave oven at him.

Do you know why i dont write poems Because i thought that violets were violets OTARTS...WAS...HERE

Man is even more eager to copulate than a donkey – his purse is what restrains him

How do you get a clown to stop smiling? Hit him with an ax.

Where do you find a dog with no legs? Right where you left him.

What's faster than a Nascar Racecar? My thoughts. -Juanita

why do they sparkle?!?!?!?!

Why couldn't little Suzie snap her fingers? Her stepfather cut off her fingers after becoming a drunk and leaving her family.

What do 9 out of every 10 people enjoy? Gang rape.

why did the man choke at the lunch table. Police there is a banana attacking me what should I do?

Why couldn't the convicted felonist get back to America? He was in Antarctica and accidentally licked a flagpole.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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The Anti Joke Book


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