- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the boy scratch his back? A:because it was itchy.

Friends are like trampolines, I always wanted a trampoline

Q: Why did Jimmy not have balls? A: A terrible, terrible sand paper accident.

what did one deer say to the other? nothing, he was shot during hunting season.

What happens when a man runs naked into a bank? He doesn't get service because he isn't wearing shoes or a shirt

the anti-joke.com joke was just like a normal joke. was the anti-joke punchline effective, artful of funny at all? no. it was a plain statement of some facts without consideration for humor. it gets old after you read like 50 of them. it gets REALLY. F*CKIN. OLD.

Last christmas, I gave you my heart, and the very next day, you're body rejected the transplant and you died.

Why is six afraid of seven? Because seven killed off his entire family.

What do you do to a little boy who just called you fat? Throw a rhino at him!

what is orange? an orange

Why did the black man go to Jail? He was visiting his friend!

I was bangin this girl and she kept yelling the wrong name. Who's raape?

hey! Wanna hear a bird joke? No. Well this is Hawkward....

Yo mamma's so fat she attracts other matter with a force proportional to the product of their masses divided by the square of the distance.

What's worst than finding two worms in your apple? Two holocausts.

How do you make an elephant float? Who cares?

A horse walks into a bar. The owner promptly calls a local farmer to let him know that his horse has escaped again.

What's the difference between the Hulk and the Thing? One's green.

What had 82 eyes, 7 mouths, and sings the blues? Nothing, the described creature does not exist.

An alien, a midget, and a Jew walk into a bar... I forget the rest but your mom's a whore

Why do people go on this site? They have no friends and no lives.

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was black And so was six because they were written with black pen

A man and his dog walk into the park, the man grabs a ball and chucks it for the dog. The dog can not chase after the ball because he has no legs and bites his owners leg.

What's the difference between a grape and a duck? They're both purple, apart from the duck.

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