How do you get a baby out of the blender? Pour it

thumb_up thumb_down -34

Hello, I'm Mark and I have multiple-personality disorder. Don't listen to him, no he doesn't.

thumb_up thumb_down -34

What's green and has wheels? Grass, I lied about the wheels.

thumb_up thumb_down -34

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting eaten alive by midgets with down syndrome

thumb_up thumb_down -34

Roses are red Violets are blue Actually, now that i think of it, roses come in many colors And violets are actually violet in color, thus the name

thumb_up thumb_down -34

Why was the jew so happy? He won the lottery which at the time was 3.40 dollars

thumb_up thumb_down -34

What's funnier than 3 midgets in a treehouse? A talented comedian.

thumb_up thumb_down -36

There was a irishmen in his house. He was thirsty. so he drank some water

thumb_up thumb_down -36

How do you treat lice Avoid getting them

thumb_up thumb_down -36

why was six afraid of seven? Because seven brutally murdered six's family

thumb_up thumb_down -36

Do you also think Daffy Duck is really attractive when he dresses up like a woman? Yeah, me neither...

thumb_up thumb_down -36

What is cowboy say

thumb_up thumb_down -36

Did you just admit being considerate? I do not care about who gets the last comment anymore, I need to tear my face away from the screen ASAP.

thumb_up thumb_down -36

What is the difference between menstrual blood and sand? You can't gargle sand.

thumb_up thumb_down -36

whats worst than a trashcan full of dead babies? A baby eating the dead babies.

thumb_up thumb_down -36

Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? Madeline McCan

thumb_up thumb_down -38

What do you say to the woman who just got raped? Nothing you just raped her

thumb_up thumb_down -38

what did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? wheres my tractor

thumb_up thumb_down -38

What do you call a spider with no legs? A spider.

thumb_up thumb_down -38

What's the difference between Michael Jackson and an astronaut? One walks on the moon and the other has sex with little boys.

thumb_up thumb_down -38

What's brown and sticky? A stick.

thumb_up thumb_down -38

a naked man walks into a bar. he is promptly escorted out because you must have shoes and a shirt to be served

thumb_up thumb_down -38

A horse walks into a bar. He called him Arthur. Those are two sentences.

thumb_up thumb_down -38

your friend is so gay that he cuts of dicks as his part time job. and enjoys it.

thumb_up thumb_down -38

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Our Updated iOS App!

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

MOAR??

Want more? You might be interested in...


Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops