How many ADD kids does it take to screw...

When life hands you lemons...you should probably get yourself checked out because life is an abstract idea...

what happened to the girl that didn't forward the threatening chain text to ten people? nothing.

Q: Why does a hamburger doesn't taste like an ice cream? A: Because.

Why didn't the kid eat lunch at school? He wasn't hungry.

Q: What did the black man say to the other black man? A: Nothing. They didn't know each other.

why did the chicken cross the road? who cares its a chicken.

10 years ago we had Steve Jobs, Bob Hope, and Jonny Cash. Now we have?

What's worse than the Holocaust? Biting into an orange and finding Helen Kellar

A homosexual and a heterosexual bump into each other on the street. But its okay, because although they both lead very different lifestyles, they are open minded enough to respect each others choices and both apologize and keep walking.

Why did Sarah fall of the swing, she had no arms. Knock Knock Who’s there? Not Sarah.

What did the mentally retarded kid get in his iq test drewl

Once there was an ugly barnacle. He was so ugly that everyone died. The end.

A man walks in to a bar, Has a drink, and leaves.

Q: Knock Knock!?! A: Lettem' in!!!!

What did Batman say to Robin before he got in the car? Robin, get in the car.

MATH: if for every 1 minute for billy is 5 minutes and every 5 minutes is an hour than billy is on acid and needs to come down.

why did the chicken cross the road? He saw his family getting murdered and tried to stop it but got hit in the process

A horse walks into a bar. The owner promptly calls a local farmer to let him know that his horse has escaped again.

what does idk mean? i dont know!! nobody knows!!

Whats the difference between Megan Fox and a dead baby? Megan Fox is alive

How many cupcakes are there in the world joe How many? I don't know I was asking you.

A Jewish man walks into an ice-cream shop. Using the money he ha eared from his full time job, he orders a chocolate ice-cream in a waffle cone.

Why Didnt John Return any of his calls he was in a very serious car accident fell into a coma and will probablly will not wake up ever again

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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