Two hunters walk in to the forest. They have a great time ending the lives of defenceless creatures. They go to their respective homes, eat a light dinner, and fall asleep in their beds.

are you saying pam, or pan?

Wanna hear a joke? that disabled guy who wants to climb mount everest.

What happened when a star exploded? It killed billions of other sentient beings.

Did you know that Hellen Keller had a roller coaster in her backyard? Neither did she

A man walks into a bar and sees an attractive blonde. He is afraid of talking to her so he goes home and masterbates himself to sleep.

How do you drown a dumb blonde? Hold her underwater.

why did the black man leave his home because there was a hurricane that would have killed him if he stayed.

What's worse than a bee sting? A katon.

Your mom says hi!.........Jinks!!!! yeah yeah yeah yeah yeaaaah.

High enough to know that fucking IQ is a terrible way to measure the total potential of the mind, which is potentially limitless depending on the person`s contact and control over the subconscious state.

What's brown and sticky? A black man's dick after raping you.

what happened to the fat lady she went on a diet and is now skinny but she cant resist mcdonalds big macs so she quickly become fat

my name is piare (peeair) because my balder is empty

why do girls like grey's anatomy so much? because they are girls

a guy fell off a roof of a mansion he died his family cried F.Y.I i have Alzheimers toilet monster

What did the homeless black guy write on his sign? need money for weed.

Q: what is the most confusing day in the ghetto? A: fathers Day

What happens when Terran Hansen has sex with a cow? Jesse Z.

Knock knock. Who's there? Ryan. Ryan who? Ryan Seacrest.

a black guy walks into a black bar

what did the kid with no arms and no legs get for Christmas Cancer

So my girlfriend comes back from Jamaica this weekend. There are as many hairs per square inch on your body as a chimpanzee.

Why are many frogs green? Because yes they are.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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