How does it change many dyslexics take to a lightbulb.

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Why is the boy sad? He was getting bullied so he later on talked to a teacher and the bully and him settled their differences. The bullied boy still wishes the bully to go to hell.

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Why did the blonde do at the WTC on 9/11? Die.

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What did jonah say to your mum ... Nothing jonah is your mum

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raising eyebrows to expose eyes can also be a signal of attraction ('I'm looking at you, gorgeous. Can you see?').

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Whats worst than being raped by a black guy? Being raped by two black guys? You racist i'm calling the police.

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A cow walks into a bar and said, "Bartender give me a glass of milk!"

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What did the cop say to his belly? "Hey in there!"

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a man walks into a bar... he was shot to death because he was a slave during the 1910s

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What's worse than a dead baby joke? A dead baby.

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Roses are red.. Your child is also red.. I drove my car over his face. <3

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What comes after 23? 24.

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A muslim, a priest, and a raabi walk into a bar. All three of them agree that it hurt.

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What's the opposite of a joke? An anti-joke. You're reading one right now.

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Q: What's green and goes through walls? A: A pickle, you just have to throw it really hard.

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So a guy walks into the doctors and say "Doctor it hurts when i poke my knee like this" the doctor says "Let me see your hand" the doctor squeezes the patients finger and the patient says "ow!" the doctor says "now poke you knee again" the patient pokes his knee and says "it still hurts" so the doctor comes to a conclusion and says " you dont have a broken kneecap you have a broken finger, stupid, now get out and leave me alone!"

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How do you know if you are an alien? When you start maulesting sea creatures for their milk

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How you know when dislextic

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Why did the black man offer the girl flowers? It was his niece's birthday.

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what did the boy with no arms and legs get for christmas? we will never know he never opened it

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Roses are red, violets are blue, can I have a ball? No these can't be removed

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What did the man with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Cancer

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Whats more dangerous then a man with a gun? two men with guns.

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A:Whats the air speed velocity of a swallow? B:What an african or English swallow? A:Well I don't know that.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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