- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How does a cow does a cow do an evil laugh?

Katy Perry

Whats red and bad for your teeth??? A brick!!!

Why was Johnny so sad His father beat his mother

What do you call a dog with no legs? It doesn't matter, it won't come anyways.

Do you know why one side of the V formation that geese fly in is longer than the other? Because there's more geese on that side.

What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car? He said "Get in the car".

who lives a pineapple under the sea? a proper spazztwat.

Why did the teenager take a shower? Because she was brutally raped by a serial rapist and felt dirty. Unfortunately for her, she was unaware that she was washing off the prints from her body and the rapist was never found

Why did the fish fly It didn't

what did the kid with no hair get for christmas? cancer.

Knock Knock Who's there? Jeff Oh hey Jeff, come on in

Nickelback

My mother's star sign was Cancer. Ironic how she died really. She was attacked by a giant crab.

Why did the seagull fly over the sea, It had wings.

What do you get when you cross a black man and an octopus? I don't know, but it sure would pick a lot of cotton.

Why did the blond get fired from her job at the M&M factory? Because she threw out all the M&M's with W's on them.

Next season on teen moms, Justin Bieber tells her story.

What do you call a blonde doctor? Doctor

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How do you kill a priest? Shoot him in the forehead.

Why are the black people in Africa dying? Because the poverty rate is high and they don't have enough money to by simple things like medicine and mosquito nets to prevent AIDS, Malaria, and other infectious diseases.

A blonde, ginger, and brunette took the SAT. They all performed successfully and were admitted into their colleges of choice.

I was walking down the street the other day And I pushed a child under a bus

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