Why did the baby cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken.

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The latter three thousand pages of this website.

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Female Orgasms

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Today if my birthday, and I got given the Anti Joke Book! Happiness!

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Roses are Blue Violets are Red I am High How about you?

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Two muffins are sitting next to each other in the dessert. A hungry and lost man passes by and considered eating one of the muffins. Unfortunately he can't make a decision in time and took of in his 4-wheel drive. The next day a camel walks by and eats one of the muffins. The camel dies instantly, apparently the muffin the camel ate was poisoned. The now not so hungry and lost man looks at the dead camel and noticed the zoo is almost closing now. So he left in a hurry, to cook for his family.

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Who would be an amazing GOP VP? Chris Christie -Mitt Romney

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What happens when you take a break from reality? Nothing, it's impossible, unless you live in a virtual world.

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Q: Where was Moses when the lights went out. A: In the dark.

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Why did the balck man sit at the back of the bus? Because all the other seats were taken.

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Roses are red, violets are blue, whoever met you is a BIG fool

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Two muffins are sitting in an oven. The first one turns to the second, and says nothing, because muffins can't talk. They then both die because the temperature in the oven was 370 degrees.

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Q: Why is it when geese fly in a V that one side is longer than the other? A: There are more geese on that side.

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Yo mama's so white that she has to use lots of sunscreen to prevent from getting sunburned.

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks "Why the long face?". The horse does not respond because it is a horse. It can neither speak nor understand English. It is confused by its surroundings and gallops out of the bar, knocking over a few tables.

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What do black people and tables have in common? Nothing.

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Knock, knock. Who is there? Child services, here to take your children. The following day, there is another knock at the door. Who is there? The police. The woman runs into the kitchen and kills herself.

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An English ship lands in the New World and offers to trade with the natives. The ship actually carried foreign diseases that the natives had no immunity to, and they all died.

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Roses are red and so is venus now kneel down and suck my penis:)

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What's black and breaks your stove when falling from a tree? Your stove

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Roses are red, violets blue, um... that's all i got.

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A man walks into a bar . . . he is tired and thirsty after a long day at work.

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What is hard, long, moist, and flesh colored? A hotdog you dirty, dirty bastard!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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