Q. What did one wall say to the other wall? A. Peekaboo I see you.

what good about eatting every night knowing that a african want

How do you eat a sandwich With yo mouth bi tch

Q: What did the horse say to the other horse? A: Nothing, Horses are incapable of making verbal communication therefore they cant speak to each other.

A apple is red a banana is to never mind that joke sucks

A lil girl walks in to a bar........................ all a sudden a giant purple bunny jump up into her butt... now every time she poops its an easter egg hunt. LBall

I walks over to da shop de oother day and there was this guy and he was like... I bought some petrol. LOoooooooooL

A:Wanna hear a joke? B: Sure A: A joke

What are 3 skills black people have that they use for basketball? Great hand eye co-ordination, communication and encouragement.

why did radio not get the song? beacause he radio didnt work.

Ask me if I'm on a horse. Are you on a horse? Um no horses are overrated.

did you hear about the two peanuts walking down the street? one was raped.

A man walks into a bar. Nothing happens that's worth explaining.

why did the Chinese guy take steroids? He didn't he's naturally small.

why are anti-jokes so funny? they aren't. they're stupid.

What did the dead woman say to the murderer nothing dead people cant talk

What has feet, but no legs? An alien.

Roses are red Violets are blue And so avatars And so is blue paint

Why was the new born on the orphanage's doorstep? He was an accident.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was running away from a Black family reunion.

How many are in a baker's dozen? 12 bakers

So a guy walks into a bar and says, "I can hold a spoon in between my butt-cheeks." Jillian Michaels asked him if that will help him lose weight.

What happened when the lawyer went surfing? A shark came up and tore his leg off.

John said: "This roller coaster makes me green." HIs mother replied: "That's because you have leprosy."

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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