- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Paddy Englishmen, Paddy Irishmen and Paddy Scotsman walk into a bar. They realise that they all share a common name and make a casual joke about it.

CHAD'S A FAG!!!

Why can't you get a pterodactyl use the bathroom? Because they're extinct.

What did one muffin in an oven say to another muffin? Nothing, muffins are inanimate objects thus incapable of sppech.

Doctor Doctor, I feel like a pair of curtains! Really? Well that's the least of your problems. Your test came up HIV positive.

Roses are red, My name is Dave, This joke is pointless, microwave.

whats big and white and falls from the sky\ Refrigerator

What did the pretty young girl get for her birthday? Cake and presents (get your mind out of the gutter).

Q:Whats big, red and eats rocks? A: A big red rock eater

Roses are red Violets are blue Most poems rhyme But this one doesnt

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The holocaust. What's worse than the holocaust? Nothing, you heartless asshole.

Why are a black man's eyes always bloodshot red after having sex? Pepper spray.

What do you call somebody who can't walk? Handicapped

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What did the muslim do at the airport? He bought a ticket to New York and proceeded to fly there to mourn his brother who was killed during the terrorist attacks on 9/11.

Biggest lie in America: Sorry, that was my last stick of gum.

What do you call a deer with no eyes? A hurt animal that should promtly be taken to the RSPCA for surgery.

What's the difference between a gay and a homo?...........WTF I DON'T KNOW!?!?!?!?

What do you say to a man with no legs at a bus stop.. How you getting on.

How many dead babies does it take to change a lightbulb? None they're dead

How many mice does it take to screw in a light bulb? None. Mice don't have the strength required to do that.

roses are red, violets are blue, if ruddell was black, he would smell of poo.

An American, a Canadian, and a Scottish man died in a horrible car accident. Their story was used as a lesson to keep teenagers from drunk driving.

Doctor: “Knock Knock” Patient: “Who's there?” Doctor: “The interrupting Doctor” Patient: “The inter- Doctor: You have cancer.

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