- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Want to hear a dirty joke? Jimmy fell in mud. Want to hear a clean joke? Jimmy took a bath with Bubbles. Want to hear a dirty joke? Bubbles was a clown.

How many dead babies does it take to paint a wall? First of all, babies do not have the physical ability or the mental capacity to ever paint a wall, no matter how many of them there are. Second of all, they are dead which probably will not increase their chances of painting said wall.

Lets Go Lakers!

I was bangin this girl and she kept yelling the wrong name. Who's raape?

What do u call a bunch of black dudes burried from their necks down? Afro-turf

A horse walks into a bar. The owner promptly calls a local farmer to let him know that his horse has escaped again.

What's the difference between the Hulk and the Thing? One's green.

what is orange? an orange

A man and his dog walk into the park, the man grabs a ball and chucks it for the dog. The dog can not chase after the ball because he has no legs and bites his owners leg.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because I was on the other side. And I'm a chick magnet

I got 99 problems and they're all related to long history of drug abuse

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was black And so was six because they were written with black pen

What's the difference between a grape and a duck? They're both purple, apart from the duck.

What does a black kid get for Christmas? Your bike

Q: Knock Knock!?! A: Lettem' in!!!!

What is the difference between a black man dead in the middle of the road... and a deer dead in the middle of the road? One is a human and one is an animal

Why did the fish look like a human? Because it was a person, drowning.

what did the philosopher say, when he considered the transient nature of life in relation to ones own personal and egocentric grasp upon circumstance and purpose? massive erection.

The next person to submit a 'roses are red' 'joke', is cursed to always prematurely ejaculate from here until eternity

Yo mamma's so fat she attracts other matter with a force proportional to the product of their masses divided by the square of the distance.

What had 82 eyes, 7 mouths, and sings the blues? Nothing, the described creature does not exist.

Roses are red, violets are blue. I have a gun, get in the van.

Why did the black man go to Jail? He was visiting his friend!

An alien, a midget, and a Jew walk into a bar... I forget the rest but your mom's a whore

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