- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call 10 black people swimming down a current? A happy family

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Jokes about the Holocaust

What did the waitress do when the man asked for pizza? She ran away

what do you call a man with cheese on his face? cheese face

what do you call a kid named kid. kid

How did the deaf girl die? I beeped but she didnt hear me

What do you call a deer with no legs? Legs in the City

If you search "fat black man" on Google, you will find many reesults about black people who happen to be chronicly obese.

Q: Knock Knock!?! A: Lettem' in!!!!

A horse walks into a bar, the bartender asks him "why the long face?" "All horses have long faces" he replied.

When life gives you Live Aid, celebrate the fact that you've just gone back in time 27 years and somehow cheated death temporarily.

What do you call a cat that gets pushed into the pool? Angry as hell.

Simba was moving slow,so I told him to MUFASA!!!

Whats big, round and orange? A big round orange

Women are only good for seventy-one things: Love A proper home to come home to everyday 69

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Guess what? Random shit. Why? Because almost nobody looks at the newest jokes to realize that 99.999% of jokes that just say random shit never get above the 0 mark.

Q: Were yyoouu talking smack about me? A: what? Q: did i studder? A:yeah you said yyoouu Q: well were ya A: no Q: oh ok.. A: k bye..

What do you do when you find a blonde on her knees? Help her up, because obviously she has fallen.

What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the Batmobile? "Robin, get in the Batmobile."

Why did the Japanese piliot crash into the ship? Because he has motion sickness and puked all over the wind shield making it so he can't see.

They see me rollin' They hatin' Patrolin they try to catch write a joke Try to catch me write a joke Try to catch me write a joke (tootle loo, I see you ;)

Who stole the cookies from the cookie jar? Who me? Couldn't be.

What does Santa give to a naughty child who wants coal for Christmas? Nothing, Santa doesn't exist.

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