Why was Helen Keller such a bad driver? Cause she was blind, def, and mute. Thus making it difficult to drive.

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my mom just came up and saw me masturbateing

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What did the horse say to the cow? Nothing because animals cannot speak.

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What happens when you give a Parrot a pack of cigarettes? Animal Rights Activists get upset and condemn your actions.

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Link ate ink to make him sink.

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How do you make a French-man cry? Kill his family.

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Nigel Farrage and the concept of UKIP.

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what happened to the girl next door ? she was brutally murdered.

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if life gives you lemons. squeeze one into your moms eye.

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there were two cyclists cycling at a steady pace down a main road in china, one irish and the other chinese. now they happened to be cycling at exactly the same time and exactly the same pace. why did the irish cyclist get pulled over and the chinese not? because the irish cyclist had in fact brutally raped and murdered a young child in his home town and then fled the country to china.

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What's green, has six legs and would kill you if it fell on you out of a tree? A pool table.

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Why can't Hellen Keller drive? Because she's a blind-deaf-mute.

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Yo mama so ugly she's ridiculed daily and has frequent suicidal thoughts.

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Why was the little girl crying? She got raped by a giant scorpion.

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When do doctors make house calls? When you're sick.

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An Italian, a Mexican, and an American are sharing a meal on the Titanic. They all died for the women and children first.

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chuck norris can round house kick reasonably well

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Rebecca black walked into a bar. She was then escorted out because she is under-aged.

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How do you confuse a chicken? Paint yourself black and throw seeds at it.

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Feminism

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What did God say when he made the first black person? I have just added a significant element of diversity to the human species. Intolerance between ethnicities will surely prove to be an obstacle in societal progression, creating hardships for many. I know this because I am God.

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Whats worse then getting AIDS Math class

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What is the definition of a shame (as in "that's a shame")? When a picnic is postponed due to rain, or hired entertainment becomes unavailable at the last minute due to illness, or a book ends badly having started out well.

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whate white and cant climb trees? powdered sugar

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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