- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the man steal the little girl? He didn't. She was his daughter and they were driving home after picking up the groceries.

What's green and red all over? That terminally ill child's vomit.

What do you get when you cross a Pigeon with a Mailbox? A Carrier Pigeon, they are extinct now.

What's the difference between a cow? Trick question—cows eat carrots!

nick and a mexican were in a falling plane.. nick ate the mexican... that is all..

Q:Why did Sara fall off the swing? A: Because she has no arms. ..... Knock knock! who's there? Not Sara, she has no arms and doesn't have the abitlity to knock.

Doctor: “Knock Knock” Patient: “Who's there?” Doctor: “The interrupting Doctor” Patient: “The inter- Doctor: You have cancer.

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What did the Elephant say the other Elephant? We do not know. Their vocalization is still a mystery to us.

I can't remember the punchline for this joke so I recommend you stop reading this...why are you still reading this whats wrong with you!!!!

Day turn night. Dreaming is now true . Turn on your flashlight, slenderman is behind you.

How do you know when you've ritten too many anti-jokes? When you answer your own question as a rhetorical device

why did the chicken cross the road he didnt he was hit by a van

Why was the prostitute's throat sore? Allergies.

Knock Knock Who's There Lettuce Lettuce who? Lettuce down the street building his new garage

according to the ewspickle, it is Dumbledore's favorite food.

why is the sky blue? - because you have herpes.

Why didn't Johnny have any food left? Because he ate it all.

Waffles ate my grandma

how do you keep a monkey from stealing your banana? shoot it

What blew the baby's mind? Daddy's knuckles.

If a bunch of midgets do the wave, is it a ripple ?

Why didn't Anne Frank ever leave the attic? She did.

Your mother is so fat, that making fun if her is a terrible thing to do.

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