- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Women are only good for seventy-one things: Love A proper home to come home to everyday 69

Q: Were yyoouu talking smack about me? A: what? Q: did i studder? A:yeah you said yyoouu Q: well were ya A: no Q: oh ok.. A: k bye..

Why did the boy fall out of the tree? He had a stroke.

Why was Timmy sore? He'd been playing with his cornhole along with his friends all day!

When life gives you lemons, sell them. Rejoice in your free money.

Hey babe, are you a refrigerator? -No... Good--'cause I wanna f*ck you so hard. Best pickup line. Always works.

They see me rollin' They hatin' Patrolin they try to catch write a joke Try to catch me write a joke Try to catch me write a joke (tootle loo, I see you ;)

Me, id rather be known as the antijoke rather than the antichrist, I offered him water at the desert just because I care. You killed him. Moral: Once you see the point of this joke, myself, I will be the one laughing, ten years and counting humanity, ten years or so, and the world belongs to me.

What does Santa give to a naughty child who wants coal for Christmas? Nothing, Santa doesn't exist.

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What's worse then getting kicked in the face by Chuck Norris? A: Nothing

To mama so old, she might die soon.

Why can't a blonde swim? Because in this economy her parents never took her to a pool in which she could get swimming lessons and practice to be able to be a good or maybe great swimmer.

Guess what? Random shit. Why? Because almost nobody looks at the newest jokes to realize that 99.999% of jokes that just say random shit never get above the 0 mark.

What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the Batmobile? "Robin, get in the Batmobile."

Whats big, round and orange? A big round orange

So this squirrel is walking across the road when a HUGE truck comes and smashes him beneath the tire.

Why did the Japanese piliot crash into the ship? Because he has motion sickness and puked all over the wind shield making it so he can't see.

Who stole the cookies from the cookie jar? Who me? Couldn't be.

Why did the dead baby cross the road? It didn't. It's dead.

A couple elopes in Vegas. The next morning while eating breakfast the woman tells her husband she thinks it was a mistake, using her alcoholism as an excuse for her inability to make practical decisions. The man proceeded to cry and called his attorney to arrangea proper divorce.

what is sadder than lost in a ps4 game ? Your mom's funeral, she died in a horrible accident yesterday

What do you call 10 black people swimming down a current? A happy family

What do you call a deer with no legs? Legs in the City

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