- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you get when you cross a Dachshund and a Nazi? Bestiality. Ew.

why did the man throw his clock out of he window? he was mentally insane.

"Is this the Krusty Krab ?" I'M TIRED OF YOUR SHIT TYRONE.

Guest-knock knock (silence) Guest-hello is anyone there? no go away Guest-looks like there is no one here lets leave

I baked tonight. What did you bake? Brownies. What kind of brownies? Chocolate.

What does water smell like? water.

Q.Whats the difference between a trampoline and a pile of dead babies? A. I don't were my cleats on my trampoline.

What do you call Justin Bieber's assassin? A hero doing a noble favor to the community.

How do you put a baby to sleep? Snap its neck.

What did the duck wear to go swimming? A bathingsuit!

Whats the difference between harry potter and the Jews? Harry potter could escape the chambers.

A man walked into a bar. He got drunk. What did u think he'd do, have coke-a-cola? Dumbass.

Q. What do you call a person with no arms, legs, torso, or head? A. A mutilated corpse.

Why did the blonde lose her job as a teacher? Because she was in a sudden and violent car crash in which she died a slow agonizing death.

Me: Wanna play a game of red light and as I get closer to you, you get to call red light?? girl: Yea! okay, go! girl: green light!! Me: Sorry, firetrucks don't stop for red lights

what did mickee utley say to micheal bane cnb

what's purple and plastic purple plastic

How do you fit 76 babies in a bath tub... With a blender. How do you get them back out? With tortilla chips.

I asked her where you were.

What did the father give to his daughter? AIDS.

What do a plum and a bunny have in common? They're both purple. Except the bunny.

Why do dinosaurs have no friends? Because they are all dead

How many babies can you fit on a ferris wheel? None, babies aren't allowed to ride

How do you know a black person is in your house? You see him in your house.

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