Roses are red, violets blue, um... that's all i got.

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Roses are red and so is venus now kneel down and suck my penis:)

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Whats worse then getting AIDS Math class

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Q: Why is it when geese fly in a V that one side is longer than the other? A: There are more geese on that side.

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What's black and breaks your stove when falling from a tree? Your stove

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Knock, knock. Who is there? Child services, here to take your children. The following day, there is another knock at the door. Who is there? The police. The woman runs into the kitchen and kills herself.

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I was walking down a railway line the other day... I was fined £1000

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Roses are Blue Violets are Red I am High How about you?

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Two muffins are sitting next to each other in the dessert. A hungry and lost man passes by and considered eating one of the muffins. Unfortunately he can't make a decision in time and took of in his 4-wheel drive. The next day a camel walks by and eats one of the muffins. The camel dies instantly, apparently the muffin the camel ate was poisoned. The now not so hungry and lost man looks at the dead camel and noticed the zoo is almost closing now. So he left in a hurry, to cook for his family.

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Who would be an amazing GOP VP? Chris Christie -Mitt Romney

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Today if my birthday, and I got given the Anti Joke Book! Happiness!

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Christ is a conspiracy

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Roses are black Violets are black I would love to see A knife in ur back

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Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? Neither has he.

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Yo Mama is like a gas station:pump and pay.

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How did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. On its way there, he got hit by a bus.

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There's a priest, doctor, and blonde on a plane. At the end of the flight they all go their separate ways.

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Whatever tomorrow brings, I'll be there. Just kidding because today brought terminal cancer.

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Why did the boy fail his maths test? He had no eyes due to a vicious bear attack earlier that year so couldn't read the questions or study from books resulting in him not being able to complete the task he was given.

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What's worse than a bee sting? Two bee stings. What's worse than two bee stings? The Holocaust. What's worse than the Holocaust? The extinction of the human species.

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whats better than 7 babies in one trash can 1 baby in 7 trash cans

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Kerry Katona becomes independent.

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What do you call a black guy selling drugs? A pharmacist

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mary poppins' handbag is full of dick

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