- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I scream, you scream, we all scream when we're chased by bears.

Why didn't the Mexican have a job? Because stereotypes made employers unjustly reluctant to hire a hard-working, competent man.

A man, a dog and a pregnant woman walked into a bar, the man bought a beer, the dog was put back outside as the pub didn't allow animals and the pregnant woman didn't buy anything alcoholic as she didn't want to risk the life of her unborn child-she had a soda.

The kid wakes up in the middle of the night to get some water. But over hears sounds from his parents room. he looks through the keyhole. Then he comtinues walking and says. "Why does mom say i cant suck things?"

A black man, a mexican, and a christain are on an island. There are also many other people on the island, since all of North America and South America is one giant land mass.

a guy walks into a bar. he suffered a severe concussion. BECAUSE THE BAR A POLE

Knock knock "Honey, could you get the door?" "I'm tired of doing everything here! Get you ass up and do it yourself!" "Well why don't you just go back to bar you whore?" "This marriage was a mistake, I'm going back to mother!" They divorced 5 months later.

Why did the goose cross the road? Because the chicken was on vacation

What is the result of a couples' feud? 96.

What happened to the man who jumped off a plane while riding a donkey? He died.

how do you make a plumber sad? Kill his family

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm schizophrenic and i am too

What did Tarzan shout when he saw the elephants coming? "Here come the elephants!"

What the man from the arapahoe tribe say to the mexican who was living in a trash bag? You should try a hotel room. They comfortably sleep 67-493 mexicans.

What do you call a smart phone that doesn't want to work? The first conscious phone ever

If you make an anti joke out of an existing anti joke, does it become a new anti joke? Yes. No.

kaite is dumb that is true

Whats the best thing about having sex with twenty eight year olds? There's twenty of them.

Have you tried african food? No. Neither have they!

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Suzie!

How did the Mexican get across the boarder? He applied for a student visa. He was a promising young scholar who had no trouble being accepted to a prestigious college.

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