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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Max. Max who? Max who starts his greeting with, "In accordance with Megan's law"

You know what's funny? You can't spell manslaughter without laughter.

Yo momma is so stupid that she walked off a cliff.

-What's sad about four black guys driving off a cliff? -They were my friends.

I like U.............................nicorns :D

What's the difference between an elephant and a plum? Their color. What did Tarzan say when he saw the elephants coming over the hill? Here come the elephants over the hill. What did Jane say when she saw the elephants coming over the hill? Here come the plums over the hill. She was color blind.

A muslim walks into an airport. He then buys his ticket, boards his plane, and his flown to his proper destination.

What's the difference between ?2 and and 74^3? ?-405242.585786

Why are there so many anti-jokes about refrigerators? Because the writer of the joke was pressured by terrorists that would kill him if he didn't write about refrigerators.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the hospital because his wife has multiple STD's

Ring around the rosy. A pocket full of posies. Ashes. Ashes. I just set a dead baby on fire.

What do you do with a dog that has no legs? Take him to the vet and have him put to sleep, it's the only humane thing to do.

What do you call a joke that isn't funny? A joke that isn't funny.

What's black white and red all over? Steegers.

How do you make a baby fit in a bottle? Blender.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Im a Jew, Fart yourself.

List of people I love: Hitler Stalin Mussolini Ted Bundy Charles Manson Hannibal Lecter Vladamir Putin Satan Justin Beiber One Direction Chris Brown Chris Brown's parents Oh, and my mother. I love my mother, too.

Why is my grandpa always so grumpy? Because he has diabetes and life is very difficult for him.

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So a guy walks up to a gay guy and says: "You are a fag." The gay guy says: "That is very offensive, you jerk." So the guy says: "Oh, I'm sorry. I didn't know what it meant" and the gay guy says: "I accept your apology." Then the gay guy crosses the street and gets hit by a bus

A blonde was told to go to the into the nearby swimming pool and sniff the Scratch-and-Sniff sticker on the bottom. Once at the bottom, she quickly realized that it was not a good idea and swam back to the surface.

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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