- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How did the old man die? He was shot after eating a rather large watermelon while skydiving out of a helicopter, boob fighting 5 toddlers.

What's worse than having two girlfriends at once. Seven. Seven girlfriends. All across America.

How do you get a baby to start crying? Drop a brick on it. How do you get it to stop crying? Drop two bricks on it.

Whatever tomorrow brings, I'll be there. Just kidding because today brought terminal cancer.

Man sees a hot girl. The hot girl sees him. The man asks her out on a date. After five years of dating he asks for her hand in marriage. She says "No way, I'm married you horror!!!" The man cries and moves in with his mom... Two days later he commits suicide.

Yo Mama is like a gas station:pump and pay.

How did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. On its way there, he got hit by a bus.

When life gives you lemons you are like "how did I get these lemons?"

What do you call a fat, ugly kid? An unloved child.

What do you call a black guy selling drugs? A pharmacist

What's worse than a bee sting? Two bee stings. What's worse than two bee stings? The Holocaust. What's worse than the Holocaust? The extinction of the human species.

What did the pirate say when his parrot died? Nothing. He was upset and didn't really feel like talking.

Christ is a conspiracy

1: Knock Knock. 2: Who's there? 1: To. 2: To Who? 1: To whom.

Why did the boy fail his maths test? He had no eyes due to a vicious bear attack earlier that year so couldn't read the questions or study from books resulting in him not being able to complete the task he was given.

knock knock Whos there? (the boy who knocked proceeds to run away with laughter)

Two guys walk into a bar, have a good time, and exit the bar, relatively sober. They are driven home by a friend who agreed to be the designated drive for safety purposes and enjoy the rest of the evening with their wives, to whom they are happily married. Then the joke ends abruptly.

A paralyzed guy walks into a bar... Oh wait, he can't.

What's brown an sticky Shit

Which disney princess always stays old? Snow White

The last joke I tried to submit used "trolololol" as the enter code thing and I spelled it without the extra "lol" The lolz have got me again *this time it asked me for "basket case"

Q:Why did the little girl fall out of the swing? A:Because she had no arms.

What do black people do with M&Ms? They eat them.

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