Why did the man have no head? It was blown off in Iraq 2 and days ago

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A Finn, a Swede and A Norwegian went to an island. The Norwegian shot them all.

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What do you call a muslim with a gun I dont know his name

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Why did Jimmy drop his Ice cream? He was hit by a bus.

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your no better than a cockroach

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This is just like Facebook. If you guys want to like comments, or even comment on them, just get Facebook.

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What is purple and rhymes with apple? Nothing

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What is a black, yellow like liquid that contains carbon dioxide, usually kept in a can, and is not coke? Pepsi.

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What's worse than being fat? Being gay

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When life throws you lemons, you probably have dyslexia

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What did the sea say to the penguin? Nothing it just waved..

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why did the chicken cross the road? IDGAC

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I slept through the Dark Knight movie....turns out I was pretty tired.

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Knock knock. The door was not answered because, rather than rapping upon the door with his knuckles twice consecutively, Joseph simply said the onomatopoeia verbs vocally. He intended to wish his neighbor and dear friend of twenty years the best of luck with his current situation, as his neighbor had been recently divorced from a marriage of forty-eight years. Joseph then walked home, because intruding upon his friend's privacy would have befuddled him even further.

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Omar the Magnificent is performing a huge magic show at a theater in New York City. His final trick will be to have his assistant saw him in half in front of the sold out crowd. Omar never knew how other magicians perform the trick. The crowd of hundreds watches Omar's assistant brutally murder him onstage and many require mental therapy for years to come.

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su algato es en fuego

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why was the kid laying in the middle of the baseball field? he was shot in the face then mauled by a bear.

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Why did the jew ask for $10 back after he lent a boy $2? Because of inflation

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Why couldn't the girl call her boyfriend? Because she is homeless and can't afford to buy a phone.

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John Travolta went to a seafood disco last week.

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Finn: Jake, why can your body do all of those magical things? Jake: What do you mean? Finn: Oh never mind. And they both proceeded to enjoy a delicious breakfast.

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Why'd the Squirrel fall out of the tree? Cause it was dead

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So, a monkey walks ino a bar... I can't remember the rest of the joke, but your mother is a whore.

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whats big red and eats bricks a big red brick eater

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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