- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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your mother is so obese, that she really should look into eating a well balanced diet and taking part in an excercise plan that suits her

If life throws you lemons, get under some shelter so you don't get pelted by flying fruit and worry about making lemonade later.

If a man shouts in a forest and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong? He could be, he could not be. It really depends on what he says. The greater concern is that he's shouting alone in the forest. Either he's in trouble or he has a major psychology disorder.

What's green and eats rocks? A green rock-eater.

- Why an Asian crossed the road? - Because he wanted to.

Whats the difference between a penis and a vagina? Pancakes,

Your moma is so fat, that Jabba the Hutt says: "Damn!!!"

what's small, red and sits in the corner? A naughty strawberry.

whats pink and fluffy? pink fluff.

Why did the gay kid drop his ice cream Because he got punched in the face.

You cant spell chorus with out... Vagina!

Why are Asians yellow? Because that is their natural skin color

What's Blue And Fat? A Brick. I like to lie a lot.

If polar bears were pink they'd be very easy to find

Did you know Helen Keller had a doll house? She didn't either.

Q. Wheres your nan???? A. In my closet

If your riding a jet ski and the wheels fall off Then how many pancakes does it take to Cover a dog house Purple because ice cream doesn't have Any bones

Why did the plane crash into the mountain? The Pilot was a tomato

Yo Mama so stupid she thought "Dunkin Doughnuts" was a basketball team.

Why couldn't Jesus get a driver's license? Because automobiles did not exist 2000 years ago.

Billy wanted a toy for Christmas. Sadly, Billy died before Christmas.

A dog walks into a bar and orders a pint of beer The barman replies : Woof Woof

roses are red violets are blue kyle brown and pj nosaki have big balls

What is the name of the mermaid on the Starbucks logo? No one knows, she ran away many years ago of shame. It's undiscovered why.

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