- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How did the fat guy survive the plane crash? Because he still in the food court at the airport.

Why did the dinosaurs die out? This is a long and debated subject, and as no one was alive back then and no solid evidence has been found to support any theories we can only wait.

Why didn't the boy eat his soup? It was to hot.

A Jew walks into a bar........... he buys it.

Carlos was attempting to write anti-jokes. He sucks at writing anti-jokes.

Q-What's funnier than 24? A-Most black jokes

What did Kony say to the children right before he took them Come with me you f*** n*

Situation: 2 cows eating grass on a warm Sunday night. Question: Why does 9+4=3 1/2? Answer: 69!

What was the black guy doing in Mississippi? Just hanging around.

How do I want to die? From Chuck Norris killing me, that would be an honor.

Have you ever had Ethiopian food? No. Neither have they.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was being disturbed by two black guys raping a young girl with leukemia

knock knock. who's there? doctor. doctor who? doctor: you have cancer.

Why was the chicken angry? Because he was tired of everyone questioning his motives.

What does the hulk do when he's angry? Compulsively masturbate.

How do u know the difference between a adam and rappers you dont they r the same

Whats the difference between a Dodo and an Elephant? They're both extinct. Excluding the elephant

Sixty... eight

What did one salt shaker say to the other salt shaker? Nothing, Salt shakers are merely used to add flavor to foods.

When life gives you Live Aid, celebrate the fact that you've just gone back in time 27 years and somehow cheated death temporarily.

Q:What do you call a cow with no legs? A:A hamburger.

How do you keep an idiot in suspense?

every knight i see an owl at window

knock knock? Whos there? a questionable person. What? exactly.

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