- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Nero7 How are you doing? This is "Eliza" I hope I will be joining, but I cannot reach you by phone, please respond ASAP time is running out.

What do you call a red ballon? It depends on its color duh!

:( You are right Nero, I am terribly sorry, when I see you, I see the brightest man I have ever seen, should you ever turn against me and stop underestimating yourself, there is nothing I could do.

Why did the pregnant Mexican cross the border? Nobody knows. She was shot down on site.

What's sad about the Holocaust? Lots of men, women, children were brutally murdered in horrible ways.

How did Chris die? Bush-fire

What type of pants do Mario and Luigi wear? Levi or Denim, I'm not sure why but probably because you can get a nice fitting pair for only a couple of bucks.

A man walks in the a bar Now he has 3 missing teeth

Which ballet do pigs like best? Pigs don't understand ballet, but they probably like the ones with audience participation, as they are friendly animals and enjoy interacting with humans.

what did god say when we made his first nigga oops i acidenlty burnt it

If you die laughting, How are you telling this to me?

why would a man mistake a watermelon for AK-47? i dont know. The man probably has mental issues.

what`s green and flys a plain i was kidding about the green

Why did the chicken cross the road? I stole your wallet and used to buy a prostitute. I had a great time. What was the question again?

Two reporters walk into Tah rir Square. Both are abused and that's sad.

i need teepee for my bunghole! jlr

What happened when the nigga looked up his family tree? A gorilla shit in his face

Why? Why not?

People shouldnt make fun of holocaust jokes..my grandpa died cause of it! he fell off the gaurd tower

You're Mom is Dead She was killed by a Grammer Nazi for me misspelling Your

A drunk guy walks into a bar. He orders a beer and the bartender says "Hey pal, you look and act really drunk, I don't think I can serve you any more alcohol." The man looks up to the bartender and says "You're right, I'm really drunk."

How can you tell the difference between a black guy and a white guy? skin color

A man invented a time machine that didn't work. Because he wasn't a scientist, he was an ice cream man.

How do you make a plummer sad? Kill his family.

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