what did the captcha response say to the man? ofdorno which.

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How do you know when it is a Mexican's birthday? They are walking around with "happy birthday" balloons.

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What did the girl say when she was getting raped? "Stop, you're hurting me."

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q. a whale walks into a bar. The bartender asks"why are you wailling?" A. I my 3 year-old son died.

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why did suzy get hit by the bus because she got dumped into the road and she had no legs

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11th September jokes are just plane wrong.

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who looks like a double rainbow? gun baby who was pregant and rapes her

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What's worse than Gordon Brown's face? George Bush.

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why do elephants paint them selves green ..... to blend into snooker tables. have u ever seen an elephant on a snooker table .... thats just how good they are.

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Remember that part where Jesus gets angry at a fig three and kills it because it "was lazy" for refusing to grow figs at winter? Brother Jeez, that was kinda mean man! You know it was winter rite? Anti Joke or not, that part is funny, so if Jesus returns and wants you to make him a sammich you better go get that goddamn sammich!

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What do you call a man with no arms? Disabled... some people can be so cruel.

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What did jimmy get for dinner? Food

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Yo mama got so bad teeth her dentist said she should get them surgicly removed and get lifelike dentures

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Knock knock Go away

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a young boy once lost his mind and then his parents weeped because their son had been decapatated in a horrible motorcycle accident caused by a drunk who had just killed his wife and children and was running from the cops....

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A black guy stands outside the Tigers stadium with a cigar and tries to sell tickets... noone buys them... I have a comlplete raging boner and I'm gonna go beat off!

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Why did the white girl become a lesbian? Because she was raped and had no more trust in the male gender.

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thats the same sound ur mom made in bed last night

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A. Why did the boy cross the road? B. Why? A. I don't know! That's why I'm asking you.

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I've got a dig bick. You that read wrong. You also read the second sentence wrong.

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A man walks into a bar After months of rehab he is giving in to his drinking abuse again and will ruin his life as well as his family

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Q:what do you do when a black guy is drowning A:you dont

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Your mother is of a healthy weight and a pleasure to be around.

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kk

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