- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats pink red and silver? A baby chewing on reason blades. Whats pink red silver and smells bad? Same baby two weeks later.

Ask me if I'm on a horse. Are you on a horse? Yes, are you on a horse? No. Oh...

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting raped.

there's a bus full of black people what do you call the white bus driver? coach.

A blonde asks, "How come i cant get this to go in there?" However no one replies because no one is there.

I always used bra`s so I guess you know, nice I guess. Can you please stop it? I like know I am telling but my mind wont like accept it, and I would just like to shut off the laptop, but I want to keep chatting with you for just a bit more.

A woman walks out of the kitchen.

We are few Nero, too few, if I want to split my money with you, would it help you find true happiness?

Your mom is so fat that she has trouble walking up the stairs because she gets easily winded.

A 3 year old child walks into his parents having intercorce the child asked "mommy what were you and daddy doing" she says "sex" the child was scarred for life.

Camon is to Jerry Sandusky as Cole Ryder is to Will Higgins!

What's the sexiest thing on a farm? It depends on what you find sexy, and your personal perception of a farm.

Why was Billy unhappy? He was molested by a black guy.

Why did the blond get fired from her job at the M&M factory? Because she threw out all the M&M's with W's on them.

Is your refrigerator running? I hope so, or else the food will go bad!

What do you call a three-legged cheetah? Crippled.

A seal walks into a club.

whats the difference between an orange and a dead baby? one is a tasty treat and the other is an orange

How do u get a baby to stop crawling in circles? Nail its other hand to the floor

Q: what did the old man do to the little boy in his dark cellar while babysitting on a stormy night? A: told him to hold a flashlight because the power went out and he needed to find his electric generator.

Why did labour not win the election in 2010? Because they are clearly shit.

Whats the difference between males and females? fe

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