A man walks into a bar. He's an alcoholic, it's destroy his family and career.

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Roses are red Violets are blue i suck at poems nice titz

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What kind of gun cant shoot bullets Hand guns

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A frog goes to a lake. he meets a photographer , the frog ask him ( can you take a picture of me? he says: sure ...say cheese.... then the frog said :....yogurt

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A man is walking down the beach and he spots an antique looking lamp in the sand, he picks it up and rubs it. Nothing happens and the man begins to cry realizing that his life is so dismal and pathetic he was ready to believe he had found a magic lamp. He proceeds to run into the water and bash himself senseless with a large rock until he passes out and drowns.

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple, finding two worms in your apple. Whats worse than finding two worms in your apple, the Holocaust. Whats worse than the Holocaust, finding three worms in your apple.

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10 years ago we had Steve Jobs, Bob Hope, and Jonny Cash. Now we have?

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What did Shaggy say to Scooby before they got in the Mystery Machine? Scooby, get in the Mystery Machine.

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Why did the car cross the road? Isn't that what cars do?

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What would George Washington be doing if he was alive today? Scratching and screaming at the bottom of his coffin.

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pee

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Q:What do you call a black man that got to the moon and back in a space rocket? A: A golfer, he is a pro golfer now!

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Barney is a pedophile Loves dino molestation Stuck a dildo in his ass And died of constipation

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Why was the fat kid the last one to lunch? He'd had lead bricks stapled to his ankles by the skinny kids.

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What do they call Chinese food in China? Food

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Maybe You'll Find Someone Else To Help You... Maybe Black Mesa... That Was A Joke...Haha...Fat Chance...

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hi, my name is zack, i have a boner from the girl to my right(;

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Why did the boy hate his mom? She was a fucking bitch.

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Why did the boy cut his hair? Because he was large.

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why are anti-jokes so funny? Because you are expecting them to encompass one idea of irony, but instead sometimes give a logical explanation to the question.

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What two states don't have running water? Solid and gas

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If you dislike this you are a homosexual (watch how many dislike this)

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Why was the boy sad? He was harassed by his mum who died in the 1800's and went into a depressive state in which he drove himself to death using a pair of pliers and a rechargeable battery. No, he really just stubbed his toe.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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