- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Two muffins are cooking in the oven, they say nothing to one another as muffins can't talk

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Today I'll wear a hat on my head Instead of a shoe.

Ask me if I'm a tree. Are you a tree? No.

A black man walks into a... nevermind, this joke is dumb.

what do round tank toilets do? blow up CC

why was joe in hospital with facial disorder? his mum hit him with a fridge

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she is deceased, therefore rendering her incapable of movement, which is required to drive a vehicle.

Why did the Mexican jump the border? Because his mom told him the grass was always greener on the other side... She lied.

Whats white and goes up? a confused snowflake

What did the black guy say in the phone? Hello

What is long hard and woody? A tree.

Four brothers joined the army and were deployed to Iraq. Two of them committed suicide.

What happened to Jillian when she walked out the door? She got hit by a bus A. Knock knock B. Whos there? A. Not Jillian

What did the black man say tovtye chinese man? Hello sir how are you today?

Why are hurricanes named after women? They're wet and wild when they come and take your car and house when they leave.

Q. How many infants does it take to paint a wall? A. Depends how hard you throw them...

What's the difference between a jew and a pizza? One is a devotee of the torah, one is a delicious meal.

What do you call a black guy selling drugs? a pharmacist

Knock, knock who's there? Not your Dad, because he left and created a better family.

What did the African want for breakfast? Ebola cereal

why did the chicken cross the road? to get to the other side.

Why did Lucy have blond hair? Answer: Because both her parents had recessive hair traits.

The Big Bang Theory (the show).

why was the black guy running from the cops? i dont know either

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