Why did the vagina smell so bad? Because it had yeast infection.

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What do you call a black priest? Holy s***

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Why did the woman call 911? Fire.

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How do you stop a car from crashing into a wall? -You can't, you are welcome to try, but please don't.

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Have you ever tried Ethiopian food? No. Neither have they.

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Why cant Joe drive his tractor? Because he doesn't have any arms or legs. Why doesn't Joe have any arms or legs? BECAUSE JOE IS A POTATO.

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Ich bin nicht der Anführer

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I've got a fever, and the only prescription is more ibuprofen...

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So there were these two ovens in a muffin. One oven said "Holy fuck it's muffiny in here." The other oven said "Holy fuck a talking oven!"

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how do u get a bonar? u look at your mum!!

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TOYS TOYS TOYS IN THE ATTIC

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What's difficult and tedious to do? Trying to find a joke with 0 thumbs up/down -Sykes

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how many black men did it take to steal from the whitehouse? Obama.

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How many blondes does it take to finish a math test? 1 if she isn't copying.

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Why Are Parking Lines White? - So You Can See Them...

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Why was the boy crying? His mother has terminal cancer, and his father does not have the financial stability to cover the cost of the surgery and keep up on house payments and buying clothes and food for the children. He will be living in a foster home in a matter of a week.

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whats the difference between a ferrari in my garage, and a pile of dead babies in my garage. I do not have a ferrari but i do have a pile of dead babies

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How do you kill a vampire? You can't because vampires aren't real.

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Q. How do you know when you've had too much too drink? A. Your dead(No because when your dead you can't think.)

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What's worser than dieing? Living-being tortured while at it too

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What is worse than 10 babies nailed to 1 tree? 1 baby nailed to 10 trees.

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Why don't nuns wear bras? Because god supports everything!

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What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick.

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A black guy walks into a kkk meeting.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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