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an islamic man with a strange bag walk into thr airport. he is probably heading toward his flight like any other person.

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why did the supermodel have sex with the janitor? she loved him. and he was brad pitt.

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A man went to his doctor and said, "Doctor, every time I hit my hand with a hammer, it hurts!" Then both him and his doctor died; so it didn't matter.

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Why'd the clown fall out of the tree? it died. Why'd the cat fall out of the tree? it died Why'd the chicken fall out of the tree? it was stapled to the clown

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What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? A Jew is a person who adheres to the Jewish faith and claims a cultural or ancestral connection to the Jewish people, and a pizza is an oven-baked, flat, disc shaped bread usually topped with tomato sauce and mozzarella and then a selection of meats, depending on taste and culture.

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Q. You guys want to here a joke? Kids: Yeah! A. Women's rights

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Whats red and goes round and round? A baby in the garbage disposal

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Come in! Come in who? I'm just com in' inside.

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q. Whats Red and yellow and has braces? A.Pierre-Louis

Knock knock. Who's there? You. You who? Fuck you.

A man walks to a baseball game what does he see? Many people

What's the only thing better than winning a gold medal in the special olympics? Not being retarded.

Hey guess whats funny? Matthew Mcconaughey Oh wait, never mind

What do you call a latino with a limp? John...his name is John

Q. How many infants does it take to paint a wall? A. Depends how hard you throw them...

Why did the little girl fall from the swing? She's got no arms.

What's Arabs' cutlery? Bread

how do you make lady gaga cry you poke here face then rape here.

Why didn't the woman make sandwiches? She was making baguettes.

what do you call 2 walking Arabs with long beards? pedestrians.

an islamic man with a strange bag walk into thr airport. he is probably heading toward his flight like any other person.

why did the supermodel have sex with the janitor? she loved him. and he was brad pitt.

A man went to his doctor and said, "Doctor, every time I hit my hand with a hammer, it hurts!" Then both him and his doctor died; so it didn't matter.

why did the baby cross the road i tied it to the back of a car

Why did hitler kill all the Jews? He is racist

Q: Who visits the dyslexic boy on christmas A: Satan

what's worse than getting cancer.........nothing cancer is a pretty bad thing

Why'd the clown fall out of the tree? it died. Why'd the cat fall out of the tree? it died Why'd the chicken fall out of the tree? it was stapled to the clown

Q. You guys want to here a joke? Kids: Yeah! A. Women's rights

Whats red and goes round and round? A baby in the garbage disposal

Knock Knock. Who's there? Come in! Come in who? I'm just com in' inside.

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