What is a 6.9? A period getting in the way of a good time!

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Roses are blue Violets are red I'm colour blind Which is sometimes quite annoying

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What did the dealer say to the addict? Sup.

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Jeff comes home from a long day at work. As a result he is very tired. So, he decides to go to bed.

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A lonely man walks into a Self-Esteem class. He sits alone in the back because of his low self-esteem. Forever alone.

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what is the difference between a jew and a pizza? Jews are people and regularly attend a synagogue and pizza is and italian food that many people find to be enjoyable to eat

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what do you do when you see a injured black man screaming in pain rolling on the ground assist him or call 911 depending how severe the injury is

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How many dead babies can you fit inside Casey Anthony's trunk? Trick question. She didn't do it.

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How can you tell two twin sisters apart? Look at one twin, then look at the other, and acknowledge that they are two different people.

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An old man, and his daughter are walking down the street. They are having a nice time, until the daughter turns around to see the old man lying on the ground in pain because of the crippling arthritis in his back that has caused him agony and discomfort for years.

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What would happen if an unstoppable object hit and unmovable object? I don't know, I was just wondering

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whats the worst kind of homework? child abuse

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An orthodox rabbi, a Methodist preacher and a Muslim Cleric walk into a bar and blow that month's tithings on video slots.

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what do u call a kid at school a school kid and i have enough of these anti jokes they are not funny

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What scares little children and befriends their parents? A clown

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What do you call a bear in the rain? A wet bear.

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What did the piano say to the guitar? "G, it's not A nice day. B careful, Dee." What did the guitar say to the piano? "F you!" What did the piano reply? "Eek! C you later!"

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As we had been trying for some months now, I called my wife to ask her the result of her pregnancy test. A stranger answered and promptly told me she was killed in a car crash.

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What's worse than getting in a car accident? Being turned into dust and swarmed by bees while on fire

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If life gives you lemons, you are probably suffering from hallucinations.

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Why did Jimy fell down the stairs, because he was adopted.

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The holocaust

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Wanna hear something dirty? Mud.

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A Women is holding a piece of paper with her rights what is she holding a grocery list

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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