- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the man say to the cat? Nothing. He doesn't have a cat.

whats worse than the holocaust ? ms.brinkmann? noo close....a black guy trying toget a job.

Psychic wanted. You know where to apply.

How fast do Jews cook? It depends how many you have in the oven at once.

What did the atheist say as Jesus walked past? nothing, he ran to the nearest bar and called the insane asylum.

What is worse than being lost in the supermarket? Being lost in space.

What do you call a red ballon? It depends on its color duh!

Q: What's worse than finding a fly in your soup? A: Getting your face smashed with a hammer.

What is the difference between a Camel And a Strawberry? A strawberry is red.

Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

How will the world end? That information is unknown

yo mama is so fat that a kid said to her ' The White Buddha Has Returned'

Hey, have you heard the one about the elf and the watermelon? Neither have I.

A duck walks into a bar, clearly ignoring the 'No Ducks Allowed' sign that had been placed in the window to prevent comedic scenarios.

I met a muslim girl the other day Shes the bomb

Why was the snowman afraid of the sun? Because he would melt that day and die

Why can't Hellen Keller drive? She is a woman ... Who is blind, deaf and mute Therefore considered a danger to herself And those around her.

What do you can a preschool on fire? A very dangerouse situation

What did chad do when he found the grape? He ate it.

Who would win in a fight between superman and flash? Chuck Norris

Why did the girl fall off the swing? she had no arms. Why doesnt she have arms? they got bit off by a shark. Knock knock. Who's there? Not the girl.

Ellen: Knock knock Steve: Who's there? Ellen: Banana Steve: Banana who? Ellen is offline and can't receive messages right now.

What do you call a kid with no arms and no legs? names.

Why did the little girl fall off of the swings? She had no arms... Why couldn't she get up? She had no legs... Why didn't anyone help her up? She had no friends... Why did she die? She landed in a puddle...

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