Why did The Chicken cross The Road? The Chicken was a new drug dealer to town and he did a deal with The Road , the town's existing drug dealer (they used these nicknames to hide their identities), but then back stabbed him to try and take the whole area for himself. Money and Power, as always.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first monkey.

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Jack, John, Justin, Joseph and Jimmy walk into a bar. They order a pint of beer and start wondering what their names have in common.

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Q: Why did the girl have dirty knees? A: Cause she was dragged through the forest and raped.

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What happened to the fish? It drowned

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Q:whats the difference between grass and a car? A:They all have wheels, except the grass

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Why did the lamborghini drive off the cliff? Because the person driving was a fridge

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your mommas so fat she should be worried about getting diabetes

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Whats long, hard, and makes a girl excited? A penis.

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once upon a time, it snowed

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cop arrests a jew and interrogates him Jew. i aint telling you nothing cop: really cop pours a bag of coins on the table jew: thats about $7.80 cop: you can have it if you tell us what we want to know jew: ok jew: i stole the money 123

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how many shit jokes do you need to make before you realize that random does not equal funny? TOO FUCKING MANY

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Q: Why did the son of the dad who went fishing with him die? A: Well, he was either eaten by a shark or drowned while being the bait before that.

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how do you make a baby stop crying? but hot coals down its throat

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It was suicidal, and this wasn't just any road. It was the new highway built, with frequent traffic jams and a speed limit of 90 mph.

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yolo your orange looks orange

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why did the black guy cross the street? to get to the package store.

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What smells like pizza and likes to roll? Pizza rolls.

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Be careful not to say Betelgeuse 3 times, because if you say Betelgeuse 3 times, then Betellllwoow that was close.

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whats black with purple?nothing no animals or humans have anything like that

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What did john say to bob Hey bob

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What's the difference between a Jew and a Canoe Well one is a human, beating heart, and the other is a small boat you row in

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what has a hard shaft and an even harder head? A hammer

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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