- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the clam not like to share? The deep sea is a competitive environment, where survival of the fittest is prominent.

How do you get a one-armed Polak out of a tree? Get him a ladder and help him down.

Whats the deal with airline food? I dont know, the cost is included in the plane ticket

Why did they black straight guy go into an all white gay bar....? Because he went to the wrong place.

roses are red violets are blue that's just the way god made them

what do call a purple animal that eats rocks? A purple rock eater..

Knock knock. Who's there? John. Oh, OK I'll be there in a sec. opens door Did you bring the blender and the baking tray? Oh no I forgot I'll run back and get them.

What do you call a boy with no arms and no legs waterskiing? Skip

Roses are red, violets are blue, I am white and I like cold food

What did the man say to the cat? Nothing. He doesn't have a cat.

Why didn't the condemned man seek a reprieve of his execution? He forgot.

There once was a man from Madrass Whose balls were made out of brass This was incredibly uncomfortable and embarrassing for him. It also affected his sexual potency and rendered him infertile, Which drastically affected his ability to enter and sustain relationships with women.

What is blue and invisible? Invisible blue paint

Caramel Boing.

I guy goes into a coffee shop and says I'll have a coffee and a danish. The clerk says we're all out of danish. The guy says I'll just have the danish then.

What do you call a black guy who gives out change? A cashier.

Daniel is a fag

A pirate walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Hey, did you know you have a steering wheel down your pants?" The pirate replies, "Arrrgh, there's been a horrible nautical accident. Please call an ambulance immediately."

Hey I just met you and this is crazy but here's my chew toy throw it maybe!

Why do people carry around spoons? Because they like to do them

What did Joe do after the party? He went home.

I have Alzheimer's, but at least I don't have Alzheimer's.

What's funny about four black guys driving off a cliff in a Cadillac? They were my friends...

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