American: Hi im American Hispanic: Oh hey

What's worse than breastfeeding a wolverine? Force-breastfeeding a wolverine.

How do you blindfold an Asian person? With a blindfold

I believe if Floyd Mayweather fought Muhammad Ali I believe it would be a close fight but Floyd would win. Because Ali has Parkinson's

What is better than a Beer? Two Beers.

Where can I apply for janitor school?

why did the man drop his razor? he had a seizure.

Roses are red Violets are blue Deez nuts Ha goteem

I can't believe they been together for 16 years!! Who? Deez Nutz!

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was a sociopathic murderer.

Roses are white, Violets are white, holy shit i can see the light.

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Why didn't the chicken not get across the road? Cause it's head got shot off by some drunk asshole

yo mommas so fat she heard it was chilly out so she ran inside and got a bowl

Why do black guys have ashy elbows? Because of 9/11

How many cops does it take to change a light bulb? None. They just beat it for being black.

Knock knock Who's there? Hi would you be interested in learning about Scientology? No

yo momma is soo stupid when anyone says anything she say i don't understand .

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know... I thought no one knew the answer to that question...

There was a black person running down my street. He was celebrating because he just graduated from Harvard University.

Two men walk into a bar. They get drunk.

What did one cake say to the other? You wanna piece of me?!?

whats brown and sticky a stick

Why was the little girl sad? Why???? Because an elephant stamped on her, and shat on her.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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