Knock Knock Who's there? Jim Come on in!

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Whats worse than your roof caving in on you? Being stabbed by yard gnomes.

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Why did the little boy fall down the tree? He didn't. He jumped.

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a black man, a jew, a mexican and an irish man walked into a bar and the bartender says: This is joke right??

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Q: Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? A: Eating the apple.

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Roses are read violets are blue i ate a fetus now you die to

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A man walks into a bar and orders 10 shots of tequila. He later goes home drunk and beats his wife. His wife is getting a divorce.

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What did the farmer say when he couldnt find his tractor? "Wheres my tractor?"

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Why did the police officer decide to eat a donut? Because he was slightly hungry, but a meal seemed too much for him.

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Why do Teenagers, mostly girls between the ages of 12-17 love Justin Bieber? Because he promotes himself worldwide and makes sure that girls know who he is thus creating a fan base that will be large enough to promote his career, which ensures him a safe financial future.

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What did the muffin say to the other muffin? "Hello, nice to meet you."

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Is your refrigerator running? Yes. Good because it is important to keep food chilled to prevent it from spoiling and wasting you money

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What did the boy with no arms and legs get for christmas?? - Cancer

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How do you stop a friendly bear from bouncing up and down on your front lawn? Shoot it in the neck.

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A guy thought it could be funny to write a joke that is not and post it on a social network. And did it

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an american an asian and a jihadist got on a train where did they go no where as the jihadist was strapped to c4

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Once upon a time, your dog got hit by a car this morning

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Why couldnt the man stop dancing? He had Parkinson's.

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KOOKABURRA

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How do you get a cow off a swing? Hit it with an axe.

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Two polar bears, oddly enough, are sitting in a bathtub. One of them asks "Could you pass the soap?" The other obliges and gives him the soap.

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What did the boy and the dog do at the park? Nothing, the dogs dead

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Did you just fall from heaven? If not I'm gonna beat the shit out of you

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A blond, brunette, and a red head are stranded on an island. They find a genie, who tells them each one can have one wish. They all wish for the same thing, to be back home with their families.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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