- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Beethoven! It is true? Did you really lose your hearing? Yes.

Q: Why are the Black Eyed Peas named the Black Eyed Peas? A: I don't know ask them yourself.

Why was the black person playing hockey? Because he found an interest to the sport during his childhood years.

Hi! This is Ms.McGruder you two boys in my office at 3:00 p.m. today

Nock nock Who's there K K who? You forgot the K

Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't because he's CHICKEN.

What do you call a red light A:soon to be green

Why did the angry kid press the button? The button said "press here angry kid"

What's grey and can't climb trees? A parking lot.

The Qur'an

What's the difference between you and a bucket of shit? The bucket and the shit. You're a human being.

What did the Turkey say on Thanksgiving? Gobble gobble.

why do chairs recline Because they were built that way!!!!

Why did Alice cross the road? Because she wasn't funny. At all. So the people on the other side of the road asked her to do so.

What is the difference between a white gut and a black guy? The level of melanin in their skin.

Q: Why did the Little girl fall off the swing set? A: She was Shot in the face.

So a guy comes into a bar... And he is cited for public indecency.

What's more fun than throwing a dead baby off a cliff? Go-carts

Why did the woman pay $5,000 for a gallon of milk? She didn't. She paid $2.99.

What do you call someone trying to be funny? An anti-comedian.

What's black and hangs from my tree? A black man. I am a racist.

What's the difference between Michael Jackson and an astronaut? One walks on the moon and the other has sex with little boys.

What's funnier than New York City? ADAM STOCK! By Logan in South Dakota

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