Q: What's worse than stepping a LEGO in the middle of the night? A: A landmine

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what lies in ore an develops a golden tan ken bigleys body

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What do you call a guy with a car on his head? Immediate identification would not be possible. The man would be referred to by his estimated demographics. Circumstantial evidence and dental reports may be required for identification at which points the family's would be notified. Only after this will the man's name would be released to the media who would in turn report this.

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What's the capital of Hungary? Thirtsy

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What do you call a Mexican flying a plane? A pilot

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What did the boy with no arms and no legs, who got cancer for Christmas, get for his Birthday? Nothing, he didn't live that long.

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? She was dead

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Q.Why did the dinosaur cross the road? A.Because chickens weren't invented then.

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What does Yoko Ono say while rehearsing her song before a concert? She gives directions to the band.

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What did the guy day to the other guy with an afro on his head? You look like a guy with an afro on his head.

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a man dyslexic into bar walks a

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A horse walk into a bar. Several people leave, as they recognize the potential danger in the situation.

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Q:Why did Jimmy eat an apple? A:He was hungry.

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Man walks into a hotel on Friday, Stays for three days and leaves on Friday. How is this possible? A. His horses name was Friday

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a gay man walks into a bar. he is promptly escorted out for trying to seduce men.

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What did the man want a car for his birthday? 7.

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What did the heroin addict get for Christmas? Aids from a used needle.

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Q: Why was the gorrilla arrested? A: He broke a law.

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What do you call a man with no arms or legs in the middle of a lake? Bob

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Why did the little boy fall out the window? A child molester pushed him.

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A casual web surfer logs onto a website and reads half a joke.

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Did you know that if you say "gullible" slowy, it still sounds like you're saying "gullible."

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KONY 2012! *world rises up cheering in spontaneous patriotism for Africa* Leader of KONY 2012 arrested for public masturbation

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A sheep croses the road It gets hit by a car.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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