- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the police officer decide to eat a donut? Because he was slightly hungry, but a meal seemed too much for him.

Is your refrigerator running? Yes. Good because it is important to keep food chilled to prevent it from spoiling and wasting you money

How do you stop a friendly bear from bouncing up and down on your front lawn? Shoot it in the neck.

How do you get a cow off a swing? Hit it with an axe.

Q: What was the pirate movie rated? A: PG-13 for violence and brief nudity.

What did the muffin say to the other muffin? "Hello, nice to meet you."

Q:where does baby oil come from? A:Only the finest of babies

Once upon a time, your dog got hit by a car this morning

Did you just fall from heaven? If not I'm gonna beat the shit out of you

Two polar bears, oddly enough, are sitting in a bathtub. One of them asks "Could you pass the soap?" The other obliges and gives him the soap.

"Why did Suzie fall off the swing?" "She had no arms." "What did Suzie get for Christmas?" "Cancer." "What's the difference between a Lamborghini and a tub of dead babies?" "I don't have a Lamborghini in my garage." "What did Suzie get for Christmas from me?" "My tub of dead babies."

What did the boy and the dog do at the park? Nothing, the dogs dead

What's the difference between Obama and a monkey? They are two different species, so thus they are very different.

A guy thought it could be funny to write a joke that is not and post it on a social network. And did it

What did the helicopter say? Aluminum-minum-minum-minum-minum-mum-mum-mum-mum-um-um-um-um

How old is victor? Half past dead

Why couldnt the man stop dancing? He had Parkinson's.

Q: Why was the little girl upset? A: Because she drank a window cleanser, causing her vital organs to shut down, ending in a slow, painful, death.

Why do Teenagers, mostly girls between the ages of 12-17 love Justin Bieber? Because he promotes himself worldwide and makes sure that girls know who he is thus creating a fan base that will be large enough to promote his career, which ensures him a safe financial future.

What did the farmer say when he couldnt find his tractor? "Wheres my tractor?"

The EPA.

Q. Why did the chicken cross the road? A. Does it really matter?

I dyed my armpit hair blue yesterday because I wanted to start a new trend. My boyfriend later broke up with me.

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