- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What didn't the artist buy at Best Buy? A Ziploc Bag full of AIDs infested zebra pubes.

Boxing on Boxing Day

Where's my tractor?

Why did the man eat his own shoe? Because it was a tissue box.

A man walks into a bar........ gets eaten by a lion.

What do you call two babys with one head? I dont know either, answers on postcard please!

Why did Elmo get depressed? All his friends sacrifised themselves to satan

A black guy, a mexican, and an arab are all in the same car, Whos driving the car? The black guy because he politely offered and his friends were happy to ride with him.

What do you say when you walk into an optical? "Hello, can I order a cheeseburger?"

Who wants $300? Me too.

What is the cost of an abortion? 1 life

what did the asian say to the other asian "where both asian"

Roses are red Violets are blue I am ADD Bird

A beautoful poem: Roses are red Violets are blue I have a gun! gimme all your money!

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I like cows, Cows are cool

Jims family is having a picnic. Jim goes and gets his food. shortly after he drops his food. Jim is really sad and goes and gets more food. Jim is black

Knock Knock Who's there? Police officer Police officer who? Police officer your whole family died in a car wreck last night.

Why did the skeleton cross the street. He didn't.

How do you get birds to land in your back yard? With a gun.

why did the plane crash ? Because a loaf of brad was flying it, and Loaves of bread don't fly planes

Why did the girl fall off the swing ? Because she lost her balance and the force of gravity put upon her was too great for her to bear, resulting in her fall.

old people are like slinkies...they arent really good for anything but brings a smile to ur face when they're pushed down the stairs...just think about it ;)

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? I've lost my tractor!

what did the homeless person get for Cristmas? nothing.

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