- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the kid get hit by the bus? He was in the road.

I am hot he is not can you beleive it I got shot

Caller:Hello, is this Smellma Pitts Answer: Why yes

person 1:hello person 2:hello person 1:do you want to hear a joke ? person 2:yes person 1:good bye person 2:good bye

What's grey and can't swim? A castle.

What's the difference between a jew and pizza? A Jew is human and pizza is food.

What do you call a creepy person trying to break into your house? A robber

How do you get a priest out of a tree? Throw a canoe at him.

a doctor came into the room after receiving a woman's test results for lung cancer. the woman says, "is it negative or positive doctor?" the doctor looks at the woman and says, "it's negative, congratulations."

every knight i see an owl at window

What's the difference between a woman? Apart from the differing reproductive systems and body organs, women are characterized by a need to create food.

Why did the boy throw butter out the window? To test the principles of gravity.

What's brown and sticky? A stick. But if you answered poop you aren't wrong.

Why did the boy get teased? Because his name was spelt wrong (k)urtis

What did one ginger say to the other We have red hair

Why are black men's genitals larger than white men's genitals. Black men's genitals are made up of more skin cells.

there were 2 black men and a mexican man in a car. who as driving? we cant tell from the problem but is is more likely it is a black guy because there are 2 of him and 1 mexican.

You're so fake, Barbara Millicent Roberts is jealous of you.

What did the bank clerk say to the robber when he demanded all the money in the drawer? "Okay."

A man walks into a bar gets drunk gets in his car and has a terrible crash because he was to intoxicated the end.

A bear walks into a bar. Animal control was contacted and the bar was evacuated.

What's got 2 thumbs and a massive penis? A body parts collector I know called Harold Fortescue

Q: Human being? A: False. Jew.

whats the difference between and black guy and a bench? a bench can supoort a family

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