- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK! Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

Want more? You might be interested in...

Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

69

Why did the girl fall off the swings? She had no arms

Why was Timmy strong? Because his dad injected steroids through his asshole.

Yo mama is so ugly that she never got married or involved with anyone in her lifetime because everyone was to scared and ashamed to be around her. you're adopted

-Knock Knock - no one respond , they were brutally murdered by a drug addict.

What do you call a feminist that believes that all women have just as many rights as men? Stupid.

Why did the woman scream when she saw her brother? Because he had just come back from fighting in the Iraq war and she was extremely happy to see that he's alright

What did the black guy say to the white guy? The black guy said, "hello". They then proceeded to have a normal conversation.

How many dead babies does it take to paint a wall? First of all, babies do not have the physical ability or the mental capacity to ever paint a wall, no matter how many of them there are. Second of all, they are dead which probably will not increase their chances of painting said wall.

Why is a duck? Because one leg is both the same.

Q: If your 17 year-old-daughter is a drug addict, how many cartwheels are you going to have to do to make it to Georgia? A: The French Revolution, because your grandmothers facebook shows an 11 year-old selling Concords to a green alien, which can only mean that over 600 people watch porn daily.

Your momma is so ugly she gave freedy krooger nightmares!

hashtags suck balls

Roses are red Violets are blue I have Alzheimers Cheese on toes

We was all sat down at the table ready to eat then Gary must've said something to Lucy because she just burst into tears and left the table.

A horse walks into a bar the barmam asks why the long face The horse replies he's suffering from depression after his family was killed in a car crash and he has now turned to alcohol to sort his sorrows

What do you call a dinosaur that doesn't lay eggs? A male dinosaur

What do you do when you go downstairs in the middle of the night and see your VCR floating in the middle of the living room? Run and cower in fear in this seemingly impossible situation.

Why did the girl eat a sandwich? because she was thirsty

An over weight naked black guy walks into a bank and says "give me all your money!"

Why did the girl scream at old people? She had turrets. www.youtube.com/LouisGames www.twitch.tv/KiLM_Ghostz

Neil Armstrong was the first man to walk on the moon and Micheal Jackson molests little boys.

A man with a badly injured arm is sitting in a hospital. He says, "Doctor, when my arm heals, will I be able to play the violin?" The doctor says, "Yes, with proper medical attention and rest, you will be able to." The man says, "That's great! Before I was hurt, I really enjoyed playing the violin."

Anti Joke

Our Updated iOS App!

The Anti Joke Book

MOAR??