Why was Katy Perry naked with your mom? Because they were having sex

What did the nazi say to the jew? Nothing, he shot 'em

What do you call a bird with a broken wing? A bird with a broken wing.

Your mother is so fat that I suggest she should pay a visit to the nutritionist so they can work out a dieting plan together to prevent weight-related heart problems in the near future.

What did Superman get for Christmas. Nothing as he likes to stay detached from society.

how many baby's does it take to clean paint your house red. depends on the quality of the crusher.

Dollar ice tea... I drink that Supa hot fire... i spit that Two and a half men................... I watch that

why did the jewish man die answer The hollucost

A. Knock Knock B. There is noone home so the individual goes home

How come Helen Keller couldn't drive? Because cars were not invented back then.

What did the black guy say to the other black guy? We are both black

Two men meet at an office. One man says "why the long face?" Then other man says "I just had plastic surgery."

How do you get the icing in the middle of a cupcake? Cupcake raper...Duh

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

Stop making fun of Stevie Wonder, you dont seen what he has.

What do you call a bathtub full of dead babies? A tradegy.

Why are all women bad drivers? All of them aren't.

Q: Why was the child sad? A: because a doctor was taking bullet fragments out of his chest.

why did the bus roll down the hill? Children were playing in the street.

What did the penguin say to the other penguin? Nothing, penguins don't talk.

Once upon a time a was born

A guy at a baseball game....

Whats worse than 20 dead babies in a garbage can? A: The smell

welcome to australia. *kangaroo kicks you in the gut and you keel over, whereupon you are stampeded by wild dingoes and eaten by tasmanian devils*

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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