- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the helicopter say? Aluminum-minum-minum-minum-minum-mum-mum-mum-mum-um-um-um-um

I dyed my armpit hair blue yesterday because I wanted to start a new trend. My boyfriend later broke up with me.

an american an asian and a jihadist got on a train where did they go no where as the jihadist was strapped to c4

"Why did Suzie fall off the swing?" "She had no arms." "What did Suzie get for Christmas?" "Cancer." "What's the difference between a Lamborghini and a tub of dead babies?" "I don't have a Lamborghini in my garage." "What did Suzie get for Christmas from me?" "My tub of dead babies."

What did the farmer say when he couldnt find his tractor? "Wheres my tractor?"

Is your refrigerator running? Yes. Good because it is important to keep food chilled to prevent it from spoiling and wasting you money

What's the difference between Obama and a monkey? They are two different species, so thus they are very different.

Q. Why did the chicken cross the road? A. Does it really matter?

A guy thought it could be funny to write a joke that is not and post it on a social network. And did it

Did you just fall from heaven? If not I'm gonna beat the shit out of you

A blond, brunette, and a red head are stranded on an island. They find a genie, who tells them each one can have one wish. They all wish for the same thing, to be back home with their families.

Q: What was the pirate movie rated? A: PG-13 for violence and brief nudity.

i hate when mothers said " clean your room" me " why " mom " because we have guest coming " me " oh i am sorry i didn't know we are all gathering in my f**king room

Vegeta, what does the scouter say about his power level? I can't remember... :(

Q:When do you club a newborn baby? A:Whenever you want to because babies are stupid

I would tell you a joke about a pencil but there would be no point.

Man: Did it hurt? Woman: huh? Man: Did it hurt when i killed your family?

What do you call a 2 storied house ? A dolphin! :D

A man walks into a bar. He's an alcoholic, it's destroy his family and career.

Q.Why was the man so fat A. because he had to much to eat

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Wheres my tractor?

What was 6 affraid of 7? because 7 was black.

Why was the man burying his child? because in france, fishing is only allowed 3 times a day

Roses are Razzmatazz Violets are Arsenic These colors are weird Cancer.

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