Coming this fall, A hilarious movie for the whole family to enjoy, actor Rob Schneider play a very normal man would goes to work everyday to support his family who he loves more than anything in the world, critics are saying that this is the most vulgar slapstick comedy of the year as Rob Schneider teaches his two adopted kids the power of Jesus Christ. Coming this fall... The Nun's Birthday Rated R for excessive nudity of Rob Schneider and an asian hooker.

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What's worse than the holicost? The ninja turtles

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what do you do with a fat little chug...kick em in the guts

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What is worse then losing your remote? Falling off a cliff landing on a sharp rock and dying slowly.

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What's brown and sticky? Shit.

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What did the disabled kid get for his birthday. The same as any other kid.

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Q: Suzy loves apples, she will do anything to get her hands on an apple. Why didn't she eat Tom's apple? A: She ate someone elses apple and then he killed her before she could get to tom's!!!

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what do you call 2 walking Arabs with long beards? pedestrians.

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wanna hear a better joke? casey.

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Q: what did one lawyer say to the other lawyer? A: We're both lawyers!

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Q: Why'd the guy have to fart? A: There was a buildup of methane gas in his colon.

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Knock, Knock! Who`s there? Your mama`s stupid! Your mama`s stupid who? Your mama`s stupid as a rock! I` m going to cut your eyes out and use them as baseballs!

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Q:What's better than getting 500 million dollars A:Nothing

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An American, a Canadian, and a Scottish man died in a horrible car accident. Their story was used as a lesson to keep teenagers from drunk driving.

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How do you get a baby to stop crying? Hit it with a shovel 17 times

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A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead walk into a bar. They order a few drinks, chat, and walk out.

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If rocks were people, what would you call a bunch of marble rolling down a hill? Rocks don't have the ability to be people.

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What did the man say to his father? You are not my mom.....

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What did the dog say to the astro turf? SHUT UP!! I don't want to here your excuses, put the dishes away when you're done with them or so help me! You see the dog had been abused as a puppy and as a result he was always a bit off.

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How do you get a blond out of tree? Shoot her in the head.

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Q:whats big white and falls out of trees A:a refrigerator

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Why did Susie start shaking? She had continuous ceasars

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How many people can you fit in an oven? Six million, according to Hitler.

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What looks like a lion, sounds like a lion, and feels like a lion? A lion Ba dum chh

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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