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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red, violets are blue, if you had a pulmonary embolism, you would be too

What do you call a really old black person? Someone's grandfather

Why did Lucy drop her ice-cream ? Because she got hit by a bus. Knock knock. Who is there ? NOT LUCY !

Jumping out of an airplane without a parachute is a once in a lifetime expeirence.

Did you know that in Africa, every 60 seconds... A minute passes. So sad

Patient: "Doctor, my arm hurts when I poke it with my index finger." Doctor: "That's because your finger is broken."

Roses are OK, Violets do the trick, C'mon and let me whip out my Dick.

Why was the Mexican lucky to have a job? Due to the failing economy, lack of available jobs, and amount of people getting laid off, it was considered lucky to have a job.

Why did the chicken crose the rode? Because there was a 10 foot scorpion chaseing it

Why are you so gay? Because I am a homosexual.

Why did the fat kid rob a pizza shop? Because he happened to like pizza.

when Life gives you lemons, make lemonade. So i made some lemonade. Turns out the lemons Kawazaki Life gave me were poisoned and i shortly die afterwards. i wouldve died cursing out her name but she was cute so i forgave her in my mind. and thus i die in peace.

What do you get when you cross an owl, with a bungee cord?..... My ass.

What's worse than finding out your husbands gay...........finding out he's gay with your brother"

Why did the chicken cross the road? To visit his wife in the hospital. She has terminal cancer.

How did john walk on the sun? We don't know, he probably burned to death before getting close.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Chicken. Chicken who? That's right.

why did no one like Ashley? because she was a bitch!

There was a brunette, a blonde and a red head, They were all great friends!

A priest, a rabbi, and an imam walk into a bar. It's also a bistro, and they have a lovely lunch together.

What do you call a terrorist on 9/11? A terrorist.

What is purple and rhymes with apple? Nothing

How do you stop the neighbors from calling the police when you play your music too loud? Kill them and use their bodies as noise insulation

what happened when u got some swag? i don't know u still don't have any

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