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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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"Smithers, I'm home!" "What, already?" "Yes."

Why was the blonde confused? Because someone was dressed in a chicken costume throwing pinecones at her.

Twinkle twinke little star How I wonder what you are? Star: (Noun) A fixed luminous point in the night sky that is a large, remote incandescent body like the sun.

did Michael Jackson touch children ? yes of course. otherwise he would have been an absolutely terrible father

Why did the little girlbnot wake up? Because her mother smothered her in her sleep.

Your mother is so fat, that somebody should inform her of the risks of eating unhealthy foods because she could obtain life threatening diseases.

Q: What do you say to a person in a wheelchair who fall downs the stairs? A: Nothing because most likely they would take an elevator.

How many baby's does it take to paint a wall Depends on how hard you throw them

What did the black kid down the road get for Christmas? Your Bike.

What's both fun and a scam? -The holocaust

Stevan Hawkings walked into a bar. Ohh shit :/

1 + 1 = 2 If it was equal to 11 the problem would be impossible

Scratch and Sniff [________] smells like glass doesn't it?

What did one dead baby say to the other dead baby? Nothing, they are both dead.

tennis grunts . . . no different from sex noises

If your name is coincidentally stated in this text, you will have to pay 200 of your country's currency to the person nearest to you whose first name starts with the letter G. Dexter / Ryan That is all....

Why did the boy drop his ice cream? He simply lost grip of the cone and it fell out of his hand

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting your balls chewed off by a rottweiler.

Scenario: Two guys are out hunting. Two guys are walking and a one falls down. The other calls 911 and the guy still standing asks what to do. The person at the hospital told him to make sure his friend was dead, then heard a gunshot. The guy who called said "Now what do I do?"

Why did the boy live on the street? He was an orphan.

Why didn't the teenager go to high school? He was murdered

What's more fun then spinning a dead baby around on a clothesline at 50 miles an hour? Stopping it with a shovel.

Womens Rights. Excist in nearly every country on Earth today.

How many dead babies can you fit a bathtub??? It depends on how you slice them!

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