- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's brown an sticky Shit

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because you suck your own dick.

What is similar about a white person and a white fence? Mexicans jump them.

...and the rabbit says, "How 'bout that schnitzel!"

What do you call the white woman who bought kool-aid for a black man. a good friend.

Why was the protester on the floor? Because the protest had become a riot, and police brutality is a serious issue.

What is the difference between an empty bucket and a bucket of water? The Water.

What do black people do with M&Ms? They eat them.

knock knock Whos there? (the boy who knocked proceeds to run away with laughter)

Q. Which famous celebrity has had the most children over the last 10 years? A. Michael Jackson

what is big round and fat? Your MOM

Q: What do you get if you cross a kangaroo with a sheep? A: A genetic aberration that is an insult to both God and man.

a horse walks into a bar, hours later it walks out on two legs and the man who saw it all happen couldn't believe his eyes. The man then turns to the bartender and says, "I theenk eye've had enuf, Cut me hoff!"

What's worse than terminal cancer? Two terminal cancer?

Why are black people so good at basketball? Hard work and dedication.

4 hours later.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He was suicidal

What's big, red, and eats rocks? A big, red, rock eater.

Knock knock "Who's there?" "Would you mind turning your music down a bit please? I have reports to write."

Which disney princess always stays old? Snow White

Two guys walk into a bar. But the third one was a duck.

2 men were in a bar, One was talking to the other, "I was walking down the street someone fell." "ha" "isis it true?" "What" "isis" and a bomb went off and they all died

Two guys walk into a bar, have a good time, and exit the bar, relatively sober. They are driven home by a friend who agreed to be the designated drive for safety purposes and enjoy the rest of the evening with their wives, to whom they are happily married. Then the joke ends abruptly.

Why did the man fall over? He was blind.

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