- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

Why'd the chicken cross the road? To visit the graves of his wife and only daughter who were killed in a car accident at the fault of a drunk driver many years prior.

What rhymes with turtle? RAPE

Knock knock, Who's there? The constable. Your husband was killed in a car crash.

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why did jenny drop her ice cream? she got hit by a bus. knock knock who's there? not jenny.

What is long, hard, cries a lot, and can't fall down a man-hole? A baby with a javelin through its neck.

A man walks into an illegal brothel. He is a cop. He takes them back to the police station and questions them in a completely asexual manner.

what's black and can't swim? a black refrigerator

yo mama is so old, so old that she was given senior citizen discount at the restaurant.

Say this to someone: On a scale from one to ten, what is your favorite color?

i saw amango it splootered

Did you hear about the three Arabs that hijacked a plane? They drove it into the Pentagon.

Why was the woman arrested for trying to have sex with a miner? Because he was on the job and her advances were completely unwanted.

What do you call a bathtub full of dead babies? A tradegy.

Your mother is so fat that I suggest she should pay a visit to the nutritionist so they can work out a dieting plan together to prevent weight-related heart problems in the near future.

Stop making fun of Stevie Wonder, you dont seen what he has.

Q: Why was the child sad? A: because a doctor was taking bullet fragments out of his chest.

What would happen if the whole world farted at once?

A. Knock Knock B. There is noone home so the individual goes home

Whats Funnier than a clown? Woman's Basketball.

How do you get the icing in the middle of a cupcake? Cupcake raper...Duh

What is Green and smells like Yellow Paint Green Paint

How come Helen Keller couldn't drive? Because cars were not invented back then.

What did the black guy say to the other black guy? We are both black

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