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Santa Claus, the Easter Bunny, and a Lepricon were driving 100 MPH towards a brick wall and crash into it. Who survived? No one, they all died due to the rate of velocity that the car was traveling at.

why did the white guy go to a black mans yard sale? to get his stuff back

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why did the chicken cross the road? because it could not afford sandals.

What's small, white, and it killed Bruce Lee? Aspirin.

Why did the boy throw his alarm clock out of the window? Because he was angry at the alarm going off

You know what's gay? Grabbing another man's penis.

Your parents shouldn't have met. I was thinking that as I contemplated suicide.

When a mommy and a daddy love each other very much... and after being married for 39 years... They get divorced

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house No Neither has he.

Q. What's The Best Thing About Having Sex With Twenty Three Year Old's? A. There are 20 of them...

What is funnier than 24? If you think numbers are funny then you could have a mental illness and that isn't quite funny.

What's worse than being in the Holocaust? Dying in the Holocaust.

How do you get five black men in a car? You offer them a good deal, then show them the car fax.

Five guys in white sheets chase a black man down the street. It is Halloween and all six people are close friends and enjoy goofing around.

A boy walk in. What did you think I was gonna add "into a bar"? Also, boys under the age of 21 aren't allowed to drink.

What did the Muslim say to the American? Hi

What made Chuck Norris cry? Stubbing his toe

What will ur wife say when she finds you in bed with a hore-s.

Two muffins are cooking in the oven, they say nothing to one another as muffins can't talk

Y u do dis?

How do you make a dead baby float? Two scoops of vanilla ice cream and two scoops of dead baby.

why was 6 afraid of 9? because 7 ate 9 and 6 is afraid of ghosts

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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