- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock, Knock. Who's there Hey, it's Dave. Oh well come on in.

why did the little girl fall off the swing? she was a double amputee.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

What did Superman get for Christmas. Nothing as he likes to stay detached from society.

why did the alien eat the cow? peer pressure

a white van was driving really slow and he stopped in front 3 children. "do you want some candy" the old man said. the kids took the candy and the old man drove away happily, knowing he made someones day.

how many baby's does it take to clean paint your house red. depends on the quality of the crusher.

why did the bus roll down the hill? Children were playing in the street.

Why was Katy Perry naked with your mom? Because they were having sex

Two men meet at an office. One man says "why the long face?" Then other man says "I just had plastic surgery."

What do you call a black man in space? A space monkey.

Once upon a time a was born

why did the jewish man die answer The hollucost

Whats worse than 20 dead babies in a garbage can? A: The smell

Whats worse than spilling the milk? Getting raped by the easter bunny.

Why didnt Timmy Go to school? He Died.

Dollar ice tea... I drink that Supa hot fire... i spit that Two and a half men................... I watch that

What did the nazi say to the jew? Nothing, he shot 'em

What do you call a bird with a broken wing? A bird with a broken wing.

What did the penguin say to the other penguin? Nothing, penguins don't talk.

Why are all women bad drivers? All of them aren't.

What's worse than the holocaust? The Jews.

Why wasn't the boy at school? Obviously it was the weekend.

A guy at a baseball game....

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