- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: What do you get if you cross a kangaroo with a sheep? A: A genetic aberration that is an insult to both God and man.

Why did Suzie fall off the Swing? She had no arms.. Knock Knock Who's there? Not Suzie.

Two guys walk into a bar, have a good time, and exit the bar, relatively sober. They are driven home by a friend who agreed to be the designated drive for safety purposes and enjoy the rest of the evening with their wives, to whom they are happily married. Then the joke ends abruptly.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because you suck your own dick.

Q:Why did the little girl fall out of the swing? A:Because she had no arms.

What is the difference between an empty bucket and a bucket of water? The Water.

why did the supermodel have sex with the janitor? she loved him. and he was brad pitt.

why did the baby cross the road i tied it to the back of a car

Q: Who visits the dyslexic boy on christmas A: Satan

Knock knock. Who's there? You. You who? Fuck you.

An old friend of mine had an idea. "Socks, but for your hands." I laughed until the day I heard he died of chaffed penis.

Why couldn't the black guy support his family? He was only 3 years old.

A man walks to a baseball game what does he see? Many people

If you driving a jetski and the wheeles fall off how many screws does it take to fix the dog house? BLUE PAINT

What does it take to shit in a shower?? To choke on a whambar and be 90 kgs!

how do you make lady gaga cry you poke here face then rape here.

Why didn't the woman make sandwiches? She was making baguettes.

Q. Whats Red and yellow and has braces? A.Pierre-Louis

A man went to his doctor and said, "Doctor, every time I hit my hand with a hammer, it hurts!" Then both him and his doctor died; so it didn't matter.

What do you call a latino with a limp? John...his name is John

A muslim walks into an airport. He then buys his ticket, boards his plane, and his flown to his proper destination.

why did my BFF hate me?i called her an idiot on all the holidays including her birthday

What's green and looks like a forest? A forest.

How do get a baby to stop crawling in circles? Nail its other hand to the floor.

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