Q: what do you call a hooker you pay in spaghetti? A: a pasta-tute.

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a man walks into a bar, what does he say answer: oww..

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Three men walk into a bar they suffer permanent brain damage, and completely lose their basic cognitive abilities. They will never be able to speak to one another again.

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Doctor, doctor! I feel like a pair of curtains! That's a rather strange psychological problem I think you should consult a professional psychologist rather than see me.

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roses are red violets are red? trees are red!? who the hell cut themselves?

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WHAT HAS MAN BOOBS THE SIXE OF JUPITER BOMBER NEVILLE

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how man

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Why was Susie's mom crying? Because Susie got hit by a bus

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my computer teacher just left the room. teehee JLR

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big fat hairy gigantic enourmous erectionn CC

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Why do eggs come in 12? because 13 is bad luck

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A man walks into a bar he's drunk and can't feel it But he's ok

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Knock knock who's there Betty Betty who?` ` my grandmother who passed away 2 years ago dont talk about her that was

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A man walks inta pet store looking for a dog. All he finds are cats.What did he end up buying. A weasel

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What did the two prostitute say to each other? I dont know, i wasn't there

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A girl asks her best friends: Why are you only wearing one earring? The best friends replies: Because I took the other one out.

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How many dead babies does it take to fill a bathtub? 17.

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Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? She's a woman

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Two men walk into a bar. Realizing that they aren't alcoholics and don't drink, they walk back out.

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Why was the boy sad? Because his mother and father had just disowned him.

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why did the white man walk into the bar? He was thirsty

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A girl walks into a supermarket. She picks up a banana, a can of soup, and a loaf of bread. She then walks up to the cash register to pay. The cashier looks at her and the items she has and says, "I can tell you're single." She smiles and responds, "How do you know that?" He says, "Because you're ugly."

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I'm going to live to be 300 years old or die trying!

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What was wrong with the tomato? Nothing.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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