Yo' mom is so fat, She should probably consider a low fat diet in which no more than 30% of the calories are from fat.

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Q. What do you call a woman who, after 72 hours of hard labor, finally gives birth? A. Mom.

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Q: How to fit 10 babies in a suitcase? A: By blender Q: How to get the babies out of the suitcase? A: Using a straw.

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What do you call six white guys on a bench? Six white guys at the park

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A blonde, a brunette and a redhead dive off a motorboat. They are sucked into the propeller and brutally disfigured instantly.

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Why didn't Jacob marry Bella from Twilight? You have to be real to marry someone

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Instructions to make origami. 1.) Staple bagels to face 2.) Ask someone else to do it. 3.) Hang yourself because you are too stupid to figure it out yourself

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Roses are reds, Viloets are blue, Thank God I'm a christian, And not a jew.

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A black man, a jewish man and an asian man walk into a bar. They are attending the wake of a friend who died of cancer.

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My daughter's so smart, that instead of texting K, she writes Potassium.

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A Terrorist walks into an airport. - He then blows himself up.

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A gay man watches football.

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Whats red and bad for your teeth??? A brick!!!

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What do you call a black person flying a plane? A pilot. Duh.

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What's yellow and can't swim? A tractor.

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Q: why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A: because it was dead.

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What did the potato say to the man It said nothing it is a potato

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A man is walking down the beach and he spots an antique looking lamp in the sand, he picks it up and rubs it. Nothing happens and the man begins to cry realizing that his life is so dismal and pathetic he was ready to believe he had found a magic lamp. He proceeds to run into the water and bash himself senseless with a large rock until he passes out and drowns.

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How does a man with no legs cross a road? In his wheelchair.

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How do you make a toddler run faster? Chase it with a lawnmower.

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what dyu call a jew on the moon? a problem. what dyu call ten jews on the moon? a bigger problem. what dyu call all the jews on the moon? problem solved.

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Q: IMAGINE that your in a heart racing battle with a huge grizzly bear when suddenly a bird picks you up and carries you to china and leaves you on the adge of a cliff which then you are chased by warriors and are forced to jump off the edge. What do you do? A: Wake up

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What's one very bad way to injure yourself? Smashing your head against a metal surface

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hi im bob i ate a Pickle sucked a boob and died of a haert atak

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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