- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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When life throws you lemons, Throw grenades.

Q: what is green and looks like grass. A: fake grass

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Today I'll wear a hat on my head Instead of a shoe.

A dyslexic walks into church and asks the priest. "Father is there a dog."

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why did the panda go to the store? to buy milk.

What did the fish want to drink? Charlie Brown

Why can't you hear a pterodactyl going to the bathroom? (Other): "Because the P is silent." Because they're extinct.

Who has, there are like... Well actually I might have watched them all, downloaded them in a torrent... A LEGAL torrent of course... NOT. Well, you get a hint, it looks a lot like Mickey Mouse, and its a trick question since Mickey Mouse was not actually drawn by Disney, so yeah.

Why did the Harry Potter fan cry in school? She ran out of tampons.

"My CiOCK is bigger!" "No! My CiOCK is bigger!": Two gamec.ock owners arguing over who has a bigger DiICK.

What does a dog in a microwave look like? You tell me, I normally close my eyes when I jack off

What do black people and white people have in common? They are both mentioned in this box

Fine, ladies first.

Ask me if I'm a tree. Are you a tree? No.

why did the boy drop his ice cream? he had no hands

Why was the house on fire? A dog peed on it.

A black man walks into a... nevermind, this joke is dumb.

Why did the Mexican jump the border? Because his mom told him the grass was always greener on the other side... She lied.

What did the black guy say in the phone? Hello

What is long hard and woody? A tree.

why was joe in hospital with facial disorder? his mum hit him with a fridge

Whats white and goes up? a confused snowflake

What happened to Jillian when she walked out the door? She got hit by a bus A. Knock knock B. Whos there? A. Not Jillian

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