- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Anti-Joke Triceratops

Why'd the chicken cross the road? To visit the graves of his wife and only daughter who were killed in a car accident at the fault of a drunk driver many years prior.

Why was the woman arrested for trying to have sex with a miner? Because he was on the job and her advances were completely unwanted.

Knock knock, Who's there? The constable. Your husband was killed in a car crash.

Why do depressed people like sharp knives? Cause there good for cutting Salad

What do you get when you put Star Wars and Disney together? A Bad Sequel

What is long, hard, cries a lot, and can't fall down a man-hole? A baby with a javelin through its neck.

Say this to someone: On a scale from one to ten, what is your favorite color?

Justin Bieber hits puberty

WWII veteran screamed! "You damn yellow monkey" "But sir... ...my fur is brown!" Replied the monkey.

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Jack be nimble, Jack be quick... Jack didn't make it over the candle stick and died.

Knock Knock Whos there Me Oh, come in

It takes a minute to know somebody, an hour to fall in love, but a lifetime to forget. Once, my mom forgot me at Disney World.

What's the difference between zev hatis and a dwarf Nothing. They are both midgets and are going to die by the age of 25

You wake, and up for a second you are dazed. Then you open your eyes slowly because you are afraid of what is to come. You then remember oh right I had a sleepover at john smith's house.

How can you tell two twin sisters apart? Look at one twin, then look at the other, and acknowledge that they are two different people.

What's the difference between a Toyota Camry and 20 dead babies? I don't have 20 dead babies in my garage.

Why did the boy cry? because his tear-ducts were agitated by an emotional reaction due to jokes that were ironically hilarious because of how bland and usual the punchlines were

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Roses are red violets are blue, your library book is overdue, and if you dont pay the fine...i'll punch you in the mouth.

What is the difference between a Jew and a pizza? A Jew is a person if the Jewish religion and a pizza is a type of food.

Roses are red, Violets are violet, If you think Violets are blue you're an idiot because they're called violets for a reason.

What is the difference between a car accident and being on your period? A period is less bloody.

Who would win if Chuck Norris and God fought to the death? None they are both fictional.

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