hi im tom. whats your name? joe. hi im tom. whats your name? joe... tom has short term memory loss.

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Your mom is so old, I am surprised she can still own a house and function on her own.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Come in! Come in who? I'm just com in' inside.

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Whats red and goes round and round? A baby in the garbage disposal

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whats the sad part of 4 negroes driving off a cliff? the car couldve fit 5

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What did the muffin say to the other muffin? "Hello, nice to meet you."

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What did the boy with no arms and legs get for christmas?? - Cancer

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Two polar bears, oddly enough, are sitting in a bathtub. One of them asks "Could you pass the soap?" The other obliges and gives him the soap.

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Things i like to do when im bored; chase after ostriches take major dumps masturbate give myself major erections EJ

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Q: Why was the little girl upset? A: Because she drank a window cleanser, causing her vital organs to shut down, ending in a slow, painful, death.

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Once upon a time, your dog got hit by a car this morning

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How old is victor? Half past dead

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Why do Teenagers, mostly girls between the ages of 12-17 love Justin Bieber? Because he promotes himself worldwide and makes sure that girls know who he is thus creating a fan base that will be large enough to promote his career, which ensures him a safe financial future.

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What did the boy and the dog do at the park? Nothing, the dogs dead

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How do you get a cow off a swing? Hit it with an axe.

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why was the boy sad He was just abused by his parents and had aids

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Your mom is so fat she could consider going on biggest loser, where she might be able to make a lot of money.

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A cat walks into a bar. She belongs to the owner, so he gives her a saucer of milk.

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How do you stop a friendly bear from bouncing up and down on your front lawn? Shoot it in the neck.

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The EPA.

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Why couldnt the man stop dancing? He had Parkinson's.

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Q:where does baby oil come from? A:Only the finest of babies

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How can you tell if a duck is quaking? Hear it

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Why did the police officer decide to eat a donut? Because he was slightly hungry, but a meal seemed too much for him.

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Anti Joke

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