- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a Middle Eastern man flying a plane? A pilot

Hey! Have you ever heard of the Alzheimers joke?

What do you call a black prostetut with braces. A black and decker pecker wrecker

What's red and can't find a family? A fire hydrant

Why did the mother get upset with her son? Because he sexually experimented with his cousin.

Whats black, white, and red all over? a dead panda.

I got 99 problems, and most of them involve my terminal illness.

What did the duck say? Nothing. Everyone knows that ducks can't talk.

What did the big Chimney say to the little Chimney? Nothing they are chimneys ....

What did the POW say to his captor? I do not want to be waterboarded.

Why cant Helen Keller driver? She's a woman

It's yellow and when you press the button, it becomes red... A baby chicken in a blender

how do you stop a black man from drowning take your foot off his head

how many babies does it take to fill up a blender? None. they all died before being put in a blender.

Once there was an ugly barnical, He was so ugly that everyone died. The end.

Have you seen Hellen Kellers mon?... Neither has she

There is no I in Pie except for the I

Yo momma so stupid she tried drowning a gold fish. She got accused for animal cruelty.

What did the convicted pedophile do to the ten year old boy? He molested him.

Once, I went to Peru.

What's grammatically incorrect about this sentence? Nothing. I lied.

Why couldn't Hellen Keller drive? (Because she was blind and deaf?) No, because she was a woman.

Women's rights.

why did the girl ask for food? because she was hungry and hadnt eaten in days.

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