- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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(PC) Why aren't regular jokes as good as anti-jokes? Because they are worse than anti-jokes.

Terry's penis oh wait! what penis But I'm not a rapper

What does the kitty say to his owner? you've CAT to KITTEN right MEOW

How many pancakes do you need to reach a 2.5m roof? Purple, because aliens don't fly

I got put through anger management when I was a child it made me mad.

Knock knock Who's there? Hi I'm John from the jehovah witness society down the street and I'd love to talk to you about your beliefs! Would you like a pamphlet?

Who smokes a lot of weed and speaks 5 different languages? Rosetta Stoner.

An English man, Irish man and a Scotsman walk into a bar. And have a wonderful evening of multicultural entertainment and fun together.

Q:Why did Santa, the tooth fairy, and a rich man jump out of a plane? A: On Christmas Eve, a rich man was skydiving and lost his tooth as he plummeted towards the beautiful plateau.

What's red and has zippers? Nothing, because watermelons can't physically drive without the help of a sheeps spinal cords ... DUH

What does a gay horse eat? Other gay horses.

I don't always browse the internet. But when i do i prefer Anti Joke.con

The queen having a shit

A man walked into a bar. He got drunk. What did u think he'd do, have coke-a-cola? Dumbass.

Why can't Ray Charles read? Because he's Black

What did the big traffic light say to the little traffic light? It didnt it's a traffic light.

Q: If you see a gipsy drowning, what will you throw him?! A: His family.

Q: What did the horse say to the other horse? A: Nothing, Horses are incapable of making verbal communication therefore they cant speak to each other.

wut did the cow say to the other cow thet's get a moo shake

I was raped oh no he's coming HELP ahhhhhhhhfkaek.k.k.k.k.k.k. vmruieao3 vxm v

Why doesn't the farmer have a dog? He doesn't like dogs.

You idiot.

Q: How did Helen Keller cross the street? A: She walked.

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