- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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whats worse than drinking bad milk? tea bagging a bear trap

Whats worse than stubbing your toe? Getting shot.

Your momma's so fat that when she uses a hoolahoop, she cant use it, she is fat.

What's faster than a black man running with a VCR? His son with the receipt of purchase as they realize VCR's are clearly outdated and must be returned right away.

What's black, blue, red, green, white, purple, orange, yellow, etc.? Last I checked, a bunch of colors

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Sugar is sweet, Who gives a shit

Why does it get hot after a basketball game? Because of the crowd all breathing out carbon dioxide and the high level of activity generating excess body heat.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

NASA sent a probe to Uranus and wondered why people were laughing.

Knock, knock Who's there? It's me Me who? Just open your damn door funny guy it's freezing out here I don't get it

whats worst then antijokes? the holocaust

Why was 6 afraid of 7. Because 7 was a terrorist

Yo momma so fat, when she went out side in a red dress, everyone yelled "HEY, KOOL-AID!"

Why was Six afraid of Seven? Because Seven beat and raped Six when he was child multiple times, and Seven threatened to kill Six if he told anyone.

What do you get when a white person and a black person make a baby? A possible high functioning member of society.

You know what I am gonna come up with that could potentially make me millions of dollars? An idea that could potentially make me millions of dollars.

Man: What is the meaning of life? God: Buffalo wings. Lots and lots of buffalo wings.

The GOV and the WHO?

whats the best thing about life? whatever the best thing about life happens to be!

why was Logan sad? he was raped by his daddy multiple times

Pickles are moist.

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? I've lost my tractor!

What is short and yellow? Most Asians

Why do women live longer? Because they work weaker.

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