- Anti Joke

A man walks in to a bar, remembering he was actually going to the hardware store, he heads out and leave.

what do you get when you cross a daniel lesiak with nothing?

What's better than your first Hanukkah? Not being a Jew.

Why did Bob scream "Nurrrrrrrrr!!"?.....because he was mentally challenged.

What did the Jewish man say to the banana? Nothing, because he has common sense

why didn't the mexiczn eat the black man's cooking? because it wasn't good

Why did the chicken cross the road? His mother was a prostitute.

Yo momma's so fat she weighs more than the average woman of her age and height

A horse goes to the mall and when he is in the checkout line there is a man at the cash register the man at the cash register says "Why the long face?" and the horse replies "hey buddy, watch it!!!!!!!"

What happened while Thomas crossed the street? He got hit by a truck. What happened to Billy? He was Thomas's Siamese twin, and he too met the same fate.

This joke is not funny, So don't read it.

I used to know what alzheimers was

What do you do if your walking into a room full of Lions and Jaguars? You stop walking.

what do you tell a woman with two black eyes? nothing, you already told her twice.

Whats Jewish and Funny? A Jewish Comedian.

A boy kills DEER & cooks it & doesn't tell friends what it is. He gives a clue "Its what my girlfriend calls Me!..

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Yo mommas so stupid, she has a slightly below average IQ.

Why was the man white? Because he wasn't black. All credit goes to Caravel.

What do you call an elephant mixed with a rhino? A freak.

tim tebow and mark sanchez will lead the jets to the superbowl

What do you call a bright orange fish? A gold fish.

"I had angry birds before it was cool." -Alfred Hitchcock