Q:What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? A: Getting raped by a giant scorpion

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What do you call three black guys in a bar? A bar.

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How do u keep annoying children off your front lawn? Molest Them.

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What did T Pain say to the skipper of his yacht? I'm on a yacht

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How many Italians does it take to change a light bulb....... 1

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Wanna hear a hot headed retard? call and listen carefully 6196342668

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What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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Dog is walking through a park and is almost stepped on by a horse. Dog says, "Hey, watch where you're going!" Horse says, "Well, looky here! A talking dog!"

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How do you kill a black person? Make them skydive 10,000 feet in the air without a parachute

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A man walks into a bar. He buys a drink.

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Knock Knock who's there? Steve Steve who? Steve. I already told you my name.

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- Mom, you have a banana in you ear. - What?

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Two peanuts were crossing a road. One was salted.

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What do you call a zebra eating Cheerios? A zebra eating Cheerios.

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Why couldn't the little boy open his bedroom door? He was dead.

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A mathematician, a physicist, and an engineer walk into a bar. They order some drinks, sit quietly and stare at their shoes until they've finished their drinks, then go back home and wallow in loneliness, wishing their social skills weren't so abysmal.

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Whats fuzzy and pink? A pink fuzz ball

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LOL we are spamming this site too much!

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Yo momma so stupid, she had you.

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What happens when Helen Keller plays badminton? She doesn't win because she threw out her back playing Ultimate Frisbee the weekend prior.

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What do you say to a blind man in a sunglasses store? Nothing. Why do you feel the need to bother strangers while you needlessly shop at your local merchandise outlet?

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Wanna here a funny joke? Will is straight HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA hes gay

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A priest sneeks in to a pre-school and is arrested shortly after for tresspassing.

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What is brown and salty? A pretzel.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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