Why did the bunny cross the road? Because it waited until a car was driving by and then got run over.

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There once was a man from Dundee, Whose Limericks ended on line three. I don't know why.

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How do you get 100 babies into a bucket? A blender. How do you get them out? Tortilla chips.

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How many Bedouins do you need to change a light bulb? 2, one is changing the bulb and the second is powering the generator.

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Who is Dank? A: Billal

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What do you call a piece of celery with peanut butter on it? your moms dead

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How long does it take for light to travel a light-year ? A year.

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Golf.

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A chicken crossed the road and the farmer said, "Where the hell is that chicken going!?"

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roses are red violets are blue porn hub is down your mums facebook will do

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Yo momma's so fat, that she got baptised in Sea World.

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Do u know where the glue is? nope, i just glued my hand to this table, so im no help to u

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What do a duck and a tricycle have in common? They both have wheels. Except for the duck.

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What do you a call a black man in a two piece suit? A respectable citizen, racial profiling is ignorant.

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Why did the guy go to the strip club? To look at naked people.

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What's Gay and has a penis? Justin Bieber, I lied about the penis

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Why don't meth addicts like food? Because they have not teeth to chew it with.

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What did the ocean say to the shore? Nothing, water and sand are incapable of speech. Unless of course you are Harry Potter in which case you can cast a spell on them and turn them into a cat which still couldn't talk and them from there you could wait for them to evolve which doesn't actually exist so you would have to ask God and then you would wait for a few years than they could say hi.

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In Soviet Russia, this joke is an anti-joke.

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Sad reality is that, you have a tab open just for ponies don't you?

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A plane carrying an Englishman, an Irishman, and a Scotsman is destined to crash unless some weight is lost. First they drop the spare engine, but there is still too much weight. Then they drop the luggage, but still there is too much weight. All three men then jump out. The plane crashes anyway.

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What doesn't kill you and doesn't make you stronger? Aids

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What's the difference between Neil Armstrong and Michael Jackson? Neil Armstrong walked on the moon, and Michael Jackson is dead....

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Why did the small child cry? He was forced to dig his own grave at gunpoint.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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