- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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There once was a man from Nantucket, His dick was so long it caused tremendous physical discomfort, and it was extremely difficult for him to find pants that did not reveal his freakish abnormality, and greatly limited his levels of intimacy.

I forgot how the joke starts but the punchline goes something something something your moms a slut.

Why did labour not win the election in 2010? Because they are clearly shit.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I've got a gun, get in the van.

why was 6 afraid of 7? because he raped her

What do you call an elephant mixed with a rhino? A freak.

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What did one orphan say to the other? 'Robin get in the car!'

What do you call a fish without an eye? A fsh

Q: Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? A: Eating the apple.

What is the hardest thing about eating a vegetable? the wheelchair

Q-What's funnier than 24? A-Most black jokes

Where do you go when you find a fork in the road? To the nearest restaurant.

How do u know the difference between a adam and rappers you dont they r the same

Knock, Knock Whos there? Banana Banana Who? Banana i didn't say your moms dead.

Q:What do you call a cow with no legs? A:A hamburger.

What's a boulder's favorite type of music? Boulders don't have ears.

How do I want to die? From Chuck Norris killing me, that would be an honor.

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What did Jesse's friend say to Jesse? Hello Jesse

Spot the mistake: a) x+2= 5 => x=3. b You.

How many licks does it take to got to the Tootsie Roll center of a Tootsie Pop? 357

Ask me if I'm a tree. "Are you a tree?" Of course not.

Why did the dinosaurs die out? This is a long and debated subject, and as no one was alive back then and no solid evidence has been found to support any theories we can only wait.

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