- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What doesn't kill you and doesn't make you stronger? Aids

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Pansies are flowers, And daisies are too.

Why cant the guy drink his beer Because he hasnt opened it yet

why does stuart own alot of hollister because he is autistic

"Hey have you seen Stevie wonders car. Neither has he.

A man walks into a vagina. The man, expecting a holiday inn, is very confused, and later gets mauled by five bears, who mistook his scent for a fish.

How do you get a baby to stop crying? Hit it with a brick.

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whats nun plus nun two nuns haha!! from jarod :}

Knock Knock. Who's there? Boo. Boo who? No I said Lou. Oh hey Lou come on in.

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How do you stop a baby from crawling circles? You nail it's other hand to the floor too

What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm in it? Biting into a worm and finding an apple in it.

Why does sammy have a cut on her arm? becuase her mom went to go stab her dad and missed

Why was six afraid of seven? Because 7 8 9. I'm just counting

why did the chicken cross the road? to get to the other side

A dyslexic man walks into a bar. He orders a drink successfully, pays, and leaves. Three weeks later he dies tragically.

How many elbows does a Jew have? 2

I guy goes into a coffee shop and says I'll have a coffee and a danish. The clerk says we're all out of danish. The guy says I'll just have the danish then.

Luke, I am your father... Uh... Okay, thats chill, so uh, is my last name Vader or somthing? No son, my name is Anakin Skyw... NOOOOOOOOOOO THATS IMPOSSIBLE!

What did the genie say to the man that rubbed the magic lamp? Nothing, genies don't exist.

There once was a man from Dundee, Whose Limericks ended on line three. I don't know why.

Whats better then free candy from a guy in a van? Trying to find his lost puppy so his kids don't cry.

How do you get 100 babies into a bucket? A blender. How do you get them out? Tortilla chips.

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