- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's long, hard and full of seamen? A submarine.

A 3 year old child walks into his parents having intercorce the child asked "mommy what were you and daddy doing" she says "sex" the child was scarred for life.

Psychic wanted. You know where to apply.

Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? she had no arms. Why doesnt she have arms? they got bit off by a shark. Knock knock. Who's there? Not the girl.

What do you can a preschool on fire? A very dangerouse situation

What do you call a three-legged cheetah? Crippled.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting raped.

whats worse than the holocaust ? ms.brinkmann? noo close....a black guy trying toget a job.

there's a bus full of black people what do you call the white bus driver? coach.

Q: What's worse than finding a fly in your soup? A: Getting your face smashed with a hammer.

Camon is to Jerry Sandusky as Cole Ryder is to Will Higgins!

A seal walks into a club.

How fast do Jews cook? It depends how many you have in the oven at once.

Ellen: Knock knock Steve: Who's there? Ellen: Banana Steve: Banana who? Ellen is offline and can't receive messages right now.

Whats pink red and silver? A baby chewing on reason blades. Whats pink red silver and smells bad? Same baby two weeks later.

Why was the snowman afraid of the sun? Because he would melt that day and die

What did the atheist say as Jesus walked past? nothing, he ran to the nearest bar and called the insane asylum.

How do u get a baby to stop crawling in circles? Nail its other hand to the floor

What did the man say to the cat? Nothing. He doesn't have a cat.

Is your refrigerator running? I hope so, or else the food will go bad!

Why can't Hellen Keller drive? She is a woman ... Who is blind, deaf and mute Therefore considered a danger to herself And those around her.

A blonde asks, "How come i cant get this to go in there?" However no one replies because no one is there.

How will the world end? That information is unknown

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