- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To go to the buchter.

What would you call Kenny Dalgleish if he was black? Mr Dalgleish in a formal setting, Kenny in an informal one.

you're so stupid, you have trouble understanding what you read, like the newspaper, for example

What has four legs but can't walk? A tranquilized bear

Why did an old man cause a car accident? He gotf a heart attack.

what did the ghost say to the bee boo-bee

womens rights

don't repeat this joke!don't repeat this joke!don't repeat this joke!don't repeat this joke!don't repeat this joke!

What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car? -absolut vodka Well, you have a sirious drinking problem...

Your mom is so fat she weighs significantly higher then most females of her age and height.

A chicken crosses the road... Gets fined for jaywalking.

Your Mom is so fat, that she went to the doctor's and they told her that she was overweight and needed to get a stomach staple in order to make her lose weight

what did the man say to the person he hates? nothing!

three people walked into a bar and there was a blackman,a jew,a white man and a nazi bartendor which ones did he shoot? The black and the jew and the white man

A black kid, a white kid, an Asian, and a Dane all take acid in a room. They have a profound experience and find a greater meaning in life.

What is brown and sticky? A stick

How do you know if elephants are watching a movie? If a Volkswagen Beetle is parked outside the movie house.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.. Why did the 2nd monkey fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first moneky.. Why did the 3rd monkey fall out of the tree? It thought it was a game.. Why did the 4th monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure..

Yo mamma's so fat, she's self-concsious about her weight and is embarassed when people make fun of her weight which makes her escape to her only friend, food, which makes her even fatter, so she will never lose weight until society accepts her and is not so prejudice towards overweight people.

what did one barstool say to the other what theres a butt on me

Q: Why did the white man die? A: because he had cancer

What starts with F and ends in UCK? Firetruck. What starts with P and ends in ORN? Popcorn. What starts with S and ends in HIT? Shit.

Guess what? What? Your dog is dead.

I scream, you scream, we all scream because we're getting murdered.

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