Of course, the capacity to create a better society, is well within the natural limits of humankind, we do not need Gods in order to be strong, honorable kind, respectful, and so on, we do not need empty promises. We only need, to use our potential as humans, believe in it, and do our best only, if we desire the best results, take care of those that suffer, and believe that they will be there for us when we need them. We can all do it, humanity, yet choosing a lifestyle where we become peasants or soldiers, all promised happiness AFTER we have lived our lives, is what the people have decided. This is the extent of the average man and woman, even if it is far beyond the power of humanity.

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What has four legs and rocks? Your baby kitten that just got stoned to death.

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So this Horse walked into a bar... Just kidding, it was Sarah Jessica Parker.

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How many victims of the holocaust does it take to screw in a light bulb? Zero. They're all dead you sick fuck.

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what happens when you punt a baby in between 2 poles? you get 3 points

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what did Marvin Gay's father say to him before he died? "hey come listen to this 45 real quick"

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Justin Beiber is a good singer

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What did the woman get for Christmas? Cooking oil and a black eye.

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what is red and lies on the floor? the boy that jumped out of the plane

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Person 1: Hey Person 2: What's up? Person 1: Kill Yoself Person 2: Alright

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What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? AIDS

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How do you kill a blond? Shoot her in the face.

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Why did the Japanese boy drop his sushi? He was hit by a tsunami

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Q: Why did Katie fall off the swing? A: She had no arms. Knock, Knock Who's There? Not Katie.

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why did the chicken cross the road? because yo mama so fat and the pig ate my poop

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Q: What do you call a dog driving a car? A: A dog driving a car.

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Knock, knock No, I do not want to hear about God.

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Two little boys are talking to each other: - My dad's dick is soo biig! - Eh, my dad's dick is small but it still hurts...

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Why does ISIS want guns? Because they wanted to kill. Duh.

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A priest, a Muslim and a Rabbi sit next to each other on a plane they say nothing to each other during the flight and reach their destinations safely.

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Why did the purse kill a circus yeast? Secks

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A horse walks into a bar, the bartender says "why the long face?" the horse then says nothing because horses cannot talk, only humans can talk.

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Why was the Islamic woman killed? She insulted Allah.

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what did the astronaut say to the rocket scientist? hi

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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