- Anti Joke

Shiiit the halls with chunks of feces! Fa-la-la-la-la lala-lala! Taken from all sorts of species! Fa-la-la-la-la lala-lala! Bengal tiger, kangaroo, African elephant, blue whale too! Shit the halls with chunks of feces! Fa-la-la-la-lala-lala!

What did the asian boy's parents say when he came home with a report full of b-pluses? "You did well, but try harder next time."

How did Allen Iverson compose one of the most well known interviews of all time? Practice.

Roses are blue, Violets are red, Wow, I screwed up, Give me head.

-How do you wake up Lady Gaga? -Poke her face

Roses are red, Violets are purple, not fucking blue.

What's blue, red, and full of metal? Timmy in his favorite blue sweater, after he got hit by a truck.

Birdie Birdie in the Sky, Left a message in my eye ... So I shot the little bitch

Your moms so fat she struggles to to everyday tasks

How do you get a camel out of a desert? a helicopter

roses are red violets are blue you smell like poo I F*****G HATE YOU!

knock knock. who's there? interrupting cow. interrupting cow wh... You mom's a whore.

What do you can a boy with no arms and no legs? Names!

Charlie Sheen, Mel Gibson, and Chris Brown all walk into a bar. I don't know what the punchline is, but I'm pretty sure the cops are there.

Knock knock. "Who's there?" "It's Mr. Johnson, your next door neighbor." "Come on in."

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Shiiit the halls with chunks of feces! Fa-la-la-la-la lala-lala! Taken from all sorts of species! Fa-la-la-la-la lala-lala! Bengal tiger, kangaroo, African elephant, blue whale too! Shit the halls with chunks of feces! Fa-la-la-la-lala-lala!

On a scale from 1-10, what is your favorite color of the alphabet?

Why isn't the dog a rebublican? Because it's a dog.

Velcro. What a rip off.

What kind of shots does John take at night? Insulin, because he's a diabetic.

A redhead walks into a bar and goes to the restroom. She needed to pee.

q. what did batman say to robin before they got in the batmobile a. hey robin get in the bat mobile

ROSES ARE RED VIOLETS ARE BLUE I LIKE TITS TITS

Yo Momma is so fat, she often chooses to take the elevator instead of the stairs.

How do you know when a bag of chips is stale? It is past the expiration date.