Why did little Suzy fall of the Swing? Someone threw a fridge at her.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Who cares...he didn't make it anyways..

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A man was standing out in the rain and calls out to god saying "smite me god, SMITE ME NOW" and the man was arrested and booked cause a near by neighbor reported on the disturbance. he is now facing charges of disturbing the peace.

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knock knock *opens door* WE DON'T WANT ANY!

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whats worse than the black death. Bieber Fever

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The Lord told Moses to come forth. He tripped and came fifth.

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Roses are red, violets are blue, I got Alzheimer's! ...... Who the hell are you?

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what's the difference between a crocodile?

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Nero, sure you are okay?

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Why did the white guy sit on the toilet? So he could take a poop.

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You know what's worse than finding a worm inside an apple? finding crack, too late to spit it out.

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why did the boy drop his ice cream? he had no hands

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When life throws you lemons, Throw grenades.

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Thanks I guess, I do look a lot like that anime, except my eyes are not giant and I got lips and you know about everything else is different, besides I wear blue or brown contact lenses Ohh, and in case you had not already noticed, I dye my hair brown, believe me, there is enough red in me to go around already... Nero huh? Angelo Nero? So what kind of sick parents did you really have, or do you have? This is weird, you suddenly got even more interesting Nero.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have Alzheimers, Cheese in toast,

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Knock Knock Who's there? Cindy Cindy who? No it's Cindy Lou Who!

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Why did the chicken cross the road? This website is terrible. Are you servers from 1990? I hope you all get cancer.

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Q: What do you call a man with no arms and no legs? A: A quadriplegic.

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What did the boy eat for lunch? - His mother.

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The adventures of Helen Keller:

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What happened to the boy that got hit by a bus? He was by a 2nd bus, by which he felt no pain because the first bus crushed his lungs and skull causing suffocation and profuse hemorraging.

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yo mama so stupid i'm fairly certain she has a learning disability.

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Your mom is so fat that she has trouble walking up the stairs because she gets easily winded.

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what did the aboriginal kid get for christmas? your bike.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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