Everybody will die

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Why did the boy cry after baseball practice? He was molested by his coach.

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How much does a dead battery cost? Nothing, it's free of charge.

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Three Lawyers are walking, one falls down, gets up and continues walking

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A woman woke up next to her husband that was already awake. She said "F*** you" and walked out of the house. On the other side of the world, a horse is giving birth to a chihuahua.

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Yo' mama's so poor that she can't afford many of the privileges of everyday life.

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why cant fat people walk because they are fat

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What's a pirate's favorite video game? Pirates lived in a time before such technology existed

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why is 6 afraid of 7? Because 7-8-9

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Why did the seagull fly over the sea, It had wings.

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What's black and white and red all over? Nothing, because if it's black and white, it can't be red.

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YOU MEAN SHE ACTUALLY EVER LIKED ME? WOOOOAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHH! Anyway, tell her to contact me here, during the number of letters up there divided by a certain number you got over there, minus the letters here subtracted with the VEEEEEEERY same ammoooouuuuunt... Moral: God I need to invent a code system that makes me sound less like Jim Carrey on crack...

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Did you hear about the dyslexic atheist? He didn't believe in santa.

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Once ther was a happy little boy and he was just playing with his dinosaur when he was hit by the school bus that was supposed to take him to school. The End

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what do you call when a penis is inside a vagina? sex

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There was a joke, one sentance, and no punchline.

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When will pigs fly? When they grow horns

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What did the murderer do after killing the family? he went to jail.

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So a girl says "I want to be a banana when I grow up". She's set unrealistic goals and her parents fear she may be autistic.

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Why did I get thumbs down from everyone? Answer: Because they hate my anti-joke.

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roses are red violets are blue this verse doesn't ryhme and neither does this one

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Penis

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What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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13 =B you just learned something

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