What kind of shots does John take at night? Insulin, because he's a diabetic.

what do u call a black guy who sells drugs a pharmacist

Shiiit the halls with chunks of feces! Fa-la-la-la-la lala-lala! Taken from all sorts of species! Fa-la-la-la-la lala-lala! Bengal tiger, kangaroo, African elephant, blue whale too! Shit the halls with chunks of feces! Fa-la-la-la-lala-lala!

What do you call two spaniards talking in French. Bilingual.

q. what did batman say to robin before they got in the batmobile a. hey robin get in the bat mobile

Why was the boy sad? A crazed drifter killed his family and made him watch.

What did Marshawn Lynch say? Yeah

knock knock come in

A man walks into a bar. He says ouch.

I used to take arrows to the knee but then I didn't, for no particular reason.

What's red and green And moves at 300mph A frog in a blender

Do I ever ask yo a question that I havn't given you the answer to Mr Hearty.

What's long, dark, and smelly? The unemployment line.

why wuz 6 afraid of 7 7 had a gun

What do you call a Fly with no wings? Dead.

Why does Joel's breathe smell?

How many dead kids can you fit into a plastic bag in your trunk? Ask Kasey Anthony

"This is what kind of fail class?" "AN EPIC FAIL!"

Try not to laugh at this joke... Knock knock Who's there? Ha ha ha Ha ha ha who? I told you not to laugh

What Did Sally Get For Christmas? A Bicycle

When does the Narwhal bacon? The Narwhal bacons at mid-night.

Why couldn't the teenager go to the pirate movie? He didn't have any money.

What did peter griffin say to the black guy? Oh you are black.

Ok so, we have bread , tofu, coolwhip

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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