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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the raped girl say to the doctor? Nothing she was dead on arrival.

why was the kid crying his dad is a alchoholic

Why is moral man a great Cerebrity? you would not get it, its too cerebral... Moral: I SAID LEAVE HIM ALONE PLEAAAAAAAAAASE! BUAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHA!

whats the difference from a jew and a christian the jew got arrested for rape

A man walks into a bar. He's an alcoholic, it's destroy his family and career.

So you're floating down a river on a two story canoe. How many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? Four because snakes don't have legs.

five gay guys stand in a line is it a straight line

Q.why did the monkey fall out the tree? A. it was dead Q. why did the second monkey fall out the tree? A. it was hanging onto the first one Q. why did the third monkey fall out the tree? A. peer pressure

What's a boulder's favorite type of music? Boulders don't have ears.

Why can't Amy winehouse drive? She's dead.

Why did Sally fall off her bike? Because sally has no arms. Knock knock Who's there? Not Sally.

Three men walk into a bar. Something happens not at relating to them.

What do you do to a little boy who just called you fat? Throw a rhino at him!

Why did the Olympic gold-medalist lose his faith in God? Because he began to feel that the the reasoning that most religions were based on was fairly spurious.

What's worse than having cancer? Two people having cancer

What's black and white and red all over? An equality parade with a nearby homicide

A woman woke up next to her husband that was already awake. She said "F*** you" and walked out of the house. On the other side of the world, a horse is giving birth to a chihuahua.

Hickory Dickory Dock My dog died today.

Vote this down and get DOXED

why was the little boy crying? he wasnt, he died 2 weeks ago

Vegeta, what does the scouter say about his power level? I can't remember... :(

What is the difference between a jew and a pizza? One if part of the four main food groups, and one is not.

what did the boy say when his friend was having a panic attack? "don't panic!" rather earnestly in the hope that his friend's breathing returned to normal as panic attacks can be very uncomfortable and place too great a strain upon the cardio and respiratory functions.

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