- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q. What time is your appointment with the Chinese dentist? A. 20 past 4

Freddie Mercury died of AIDS. Many consider him a musical hero.

How many Jews can fit in a Volkswagen beetle? Four, although five is possible if you are not afraid of getting a ticket.

A man walked into a bar. He bought a pint.

Why was the little girl crying. Her dad wiped his bloody penis with her teddybear.

What did the blind, deaf, retarded kid get for Christmas? Spoiled.

What do u do to blow off steam? I simply go to the top of the empire states building, poor gasoline in a bag, put a baby in it, light it on fire, and through it off the side. problem?

Why didn't the jew eat pork? He was vegetarian.

Haikus are easy But sometimes they don't make sense Refrigerator

Can a match box? No, but a tin can.

how do you know if an asian gang has been to your house? 1. your computer is unplugged 2. your homework is finished 3. they are still trying to back out of the driveway

What does a blonde's pussy taste like? The same as her brain, cabbage.

roses are red violets are blue i've got alzheimer's ...

how did superman die? he got cought in a plane engine!

Roses are red My name is Dave This makes no sense Microwave

why did the baby fall down the stairs? i pushed it.

What did the underaged man say when he walked in the bar? He asked for a Coke.

Why did the black guy have a bunch of marihuana? He was the owner of a shop that sold it for medical purposes.

Why was the uneducated black guy raped? To make this joke more risky and therefore funnier.

"Torture the orphans as much as you want. Who they gonna tell? Their parents?"

Why did the blonde tattoo her zip code on her stomach? She wanted a tattoo.

why did nick kiss esther because he cheated

Person 1: What do you get when you cross a cow and your mom? Person 2: What? Person 1: A cow that looks like your mom

Why did Mary fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock, knock? Who's there? Not Mary.

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