- Anti Joke

What did one salt shaker say to the other salt shaker? Nothing, Salt shakers are merely used to add flavor to foods.

A Jew walks into a bar........... he buys it.

Knock, Knock Whos there? Banana Banana Who? Banana i didn't say your moms dead.

How do you make seven an even number? You don't, it's impossible.

Why didn't the boy eat his soup? It was to hot.

Carlos was attempting to write anti-jokes. He sucks at writing anti-jokes.

Why was the chicken angry? Because he was tired of everyone questioning his motives.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was being disturbed by two black guys raping a young girl with leukemia

What did Jesse's friend say to Jesse? Hello Jesse

Why did the chicken cross the road? Turns out he was needed immediately at a business meeting.

In the movie "Sherlock Holmes". Why is Sherlock Holmes gay???? Because he was chasing "Blackwood".

Situation: 2 cows eating grass on a warm Sunday night. Question: Why does 9+4=3 1/2? Answer: 69!

Why did the dinosaurs die out? This is a long and debated subject, and as no one was alive back then and no solid evidence has been found to support any theories we can only wait.

Q:What do you call a cow with no legs? A:A hamburger.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you keep an idiot in suspense?

What's a boulder's favorite type of music? Boulders don't have ears.

what do abortion and a coat hanger have in common? they both contain 4 vowels

What does the hulk do when he's angry? Compulsively masturbate.

what do you call a muslim flying a plane a pilot

What did Kony say to the children right before he took them Come with me you f*** n*

whats big fat round and bounces on the ground? a ball and your mum

Spot the mistake: a) x+2= 5 => x=3. b You.

Whats the difference between a Dodo and an Elephant? They're both extinct. Excluding the elephant

What did one salt shaker say to the other salt shaker? Nothing, Salt shakers are merely used to add flavor to foods.

A Jew walks into a bar........... he buys it.

Knock, Knock Whos there? Banana Banana Who? Banana i didn't say your moms dead.

How do you make seven an even number? You don't, it's impossible.

Why didn't the boy eat his soup? It was to hot.

Carlos was attempting to write anti-jokes. He sucks at writing anti-jokes.

Why was the chicken angry? Because he was tired of everyone questioning his motives.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was being disturbed by two black guys raping a young girl with leukemia

What did Jesse's friend say to Jesse? Hello Jesse

Why did the chicken cross the road? Turns out he was needed immediately at a business meeting.

In the movie "Sherlock Holmes". Why is Sherlock Holmes gay???? Because he was chasing "Blackwood".

Situation: 2 cows eating grass on a warm Sunday night. Question: Why does 9+4=3 1/2? Answer: 69!

Why did the dinosaurs die out? This is a long and debated subject, and as no one was alive back then and no solid evidence has been found to support any theories we can only wait.

Q:What do you call a cow with no legs? A:A hamburger.

Sixty... eight

Anti Joke

Our Updated iOS App!

The Anti Joke Book

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How do you keep an idiot in suspense?

What's a boulder's favorite type of music? Boulders don't have ears.

what do abortion and a coat hanger have in common? they both contain 4 vowels

What does the hulk do when he's angry? Compulsively masturbate.

what do you call a muslim flying a plane a pilot

What did Kony say to the children right before he took them Come with me you f******* n*****

whats big fat round and bounces on the ground? a ball and your mum

Spot the mistake: a) x+2= 5 => x=3. b You.

Whats the difference between a Dodo and an Elephant? They're both extinct. Excluding the elephant

What did one salt shaker say to the other salt shaker? Nothing, Salt shakers are merely used to add flavor to foods.

A Jew walks into a bar........... he buys it.

Knock, Knock Whos there? Banana Banana Who? Banana i didn't say your moms dead.

How do you make seven an even number? You don't, it's impossible.

Why didn't the boy eat his soup? It was to hot.

Carlos was attempting to write anti-jokes. He sucks at writing anti-jokes.

Why was the chicken angry? Because he was tired of everyone questioning his motives.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was being disturbed by two black guys raping a young girl with leukemia

What did Jesse's friend say to Jesse? Hello Jesse

Why did the chicken cross the road? Turns out he was needed immediately at a business meeting.

In the movie "Sherlock Holmes". Why is Sherlock Holmes gay???? Because he was chasing "Blackwood".

Situation: 2 cows eating grass on a warm Sunday night. Question: Why does 9+4=3 1/2? Answer: 69!

Why did the dinosaurs die out? This is a long and debated subject, and as no one was alive back then and no solid evidence has been found to support any theories we can only wait.

Q:What do you call a cow with no legs? A:A hamburger.

Sixty... eight

Anti Joke

Our Updated iOS App!

The Anti Joke Book

MOAR??

What did Kony say to the children right before he took them Come with me you f*** n*