- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: Knock Knock!?! A: Lettem' in!!!!

How many dead babies does it take to paint a wall? First of all, babies do not have the physical ability or the mental capacity to ever paint a wall, no matter how many of them there are. Second of all, they are dead which probably will not increase their chances of painting said wall.

What's worst than finding two worms in your apple? Two holocausts.

What had 82 eyes, 7 mouths, and sings the blues? Nothing, the described creature does not exist.

What do you do to a little boy who just called you fat? Throw a rhino at him!

What did the drunk homeless man get for his birthday? Liver cancer.

Q: why did the boy walk into the woods alone? A: nobody knows he hasn't come out yet

What's the difference between a grape and a duck? They're both purple, apart from the duck.

Why can't dinosaurs talk? Because they're all dead.

Roses are red, violets are blue. I have a gun, get in the van.

Why did the cat die? To get to the other side

Whats the opposite of purple? Your adopted

what did the philosopher say, when he considered the transient nature of life in relation to ones own personal and egocentric grasp upon circumstance and purpose? massive erection.

A deranged serial killer walks into a bar. No one leaves because he looks like a normal guy.

Y did the boy fall down the stairs???? He was In a wheel chair

Why do people go on this site? They have no friends and no lives.

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was black And so was six because they were written with black pen

How do you make an elephant float? Who cares?

That moment when the worst part of the movie, is when your pregnant wife pees on the couch.....

What do you get when you mix a black person with an octopus? i dont know. but it sure picks cotton well.

What do you call a creepy person trying to break into your house? A robber

How do you keep your dog from running away? Put it on a leash.

Why does fowlerville suck cause everyone wishes they were black

Yo mamma's so fat she attracts other matter with a force proportional to the product of their masses divided by the square of the distance.

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