- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Your mom is so fat that she has trouble walking up the stairs because she gets easily winded.

Roses are red, violets are blue, I got Alzheimer's! ...... Who the hell are you?

what did the aboriginal kid get for christmas? your bike.

A man walks into a bar, he sits down.

The adventures of Helen Keller:

What did the boy eat for lunch? - His mother.

Q: What do you call a man with no arms and no legs? A: A quadriplegic.

Why did the chicken cross the road? This website is terrible. Are you servers from 1990? I hope you all get cancer.

What has 2 legs and bleeds a lot? Half a dog

How will the world end? That information is unknown

A:why did the chicken cross the road? to get to the other side =D B:...i dont think you fully grasp the concept of an anti joke yet...smh -.-

What do a plum and a rabbit have in common? They're both purple, except for the rabbit.

The other day I went to the holocaust museum and it was horrible No air conditioning or cold drinks

When life gives you melons, your probably dyslexic.

If a quiz is quizzical, what's a testicle?

How can you tell if a duck is quaking? Hear it

What do you call a baby with no arms or legs? You call a lawyer, and be sure to have him ask the mother if she took Thalidomide during pregnancy.

What do a purple cow and a red fire engine have in common? Both like eating pizza on Fridays, except for the red fire engine.

whats do dinosaurs and people have in common? one of them is extinct.

Knock Knock Who's There? Children Protective Services. Your kids are dead.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was stapled to a deer

Q: what did the emo girl use to check her email? A: A computer.

What's it called when One Direction wins a Grammy Award? It's never going to happen; so why give it a name?

Q: What's the difference between a trampoline and a baby? A: I take off my shoes when I jump on a trampoline.

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