- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Malcom: Knock Knock. Jessica: Who's there? Malcom: It's Malcom. Jessica: Okay. Come in.

Mini mouse was brutally killed n Oakland Now Mickey is a Chinese member of the crips in Compton Remember don't forget to see the new Disney movie, Mickey Goes Gang-Bangin

Someone with a lame joke: What's black and white and red all over? Smart person who decides to mess with him: Nothing, if it is red all over how can it be black and white???????

do you know cadbury choclate buttons? yeah, you know the white ones come out now, do you why? so the black kids can get there face dirty too

What did the chair say to the guy? Nothing, as it is a chair and chairs can't talk

what did the boy with cancer want for christmas? a gun

I walks over to da shop de oother day and there was this guy and he was like... I bought some petrol. LOoooooooooL

Why didn't the dog want to cross the road? there was a flea market on the other side.

What do you call someone who doesn't have a soul? A ginger

Why did the boy not get picked up from soccer? His mom was in a fatal car accident. His dad simply forgot.

What was the best part of the holocaust? A: none of it, it was a terrible event in history and hopefully is never repeated

How do you get a baby in a bowl? You put it in.

how do you kill a giraffe? shoot it

Yo momma's so fat that her weight is completely disproportional to the average weight of someone her age.

1 black man on the moon = problem 10 black people on the moon = problems Whole black population on the moon = problem solved

Naw, not now, I don't want to be assimilated, I am a bit of a wuss right now, really tired.

So much with being an author... You with the Feds? The CIA?

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was being chased by a serial rapist.

I don't usually drink beer, but when I do it usually doesn't take much for me to feel the effects of intoxication.

A white man walks into a bar. He orders an alcoholic beverage, and thinks to himself, " that made me feel a lot better. He drives home in his Cadillac and takes a nice sleep until 7am, when he is supposed to work. He is an architect.

a chinese man pays the full price

Why didn't the boy blow out his birthday cake this year? He died last year.

How do u kill a horse? U stab it with a huge butcher knife

why did the man throw his clock out of he window? he was mentally insane.

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