What does 2 + 2 equal? 4

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What do the Africans have for breakfast? Nothing.

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Q. How do you make your dog stop barking? A. Take it to the grocery store. Replace it with any popsicle in the fridge.

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why did the Asian father want his son to be a doctor? because he wants his son to live good life so he could have a loving family and a payable job.

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Knock Knock? Who's There? Sgt Constable Ian. Sgt Constable Ian Who? It's Sgt Constable Ian - I'm here to see you about your alleged rape charges.

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What did the girl say when she was hit by a train? Nothing she exploded on impact

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Why did the chicken have a sore neck? Because the farmer cut the chicken's head off, and the body ran around for three minutes until it finally bled to death.

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Why did your mom fall off the swing? I shot him.

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What do u call a matthew vasquez with a guitar, a one man mariachi band... cuz he is mexican

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a worm in your BANANA.

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What's big, black, and girls love to ride on? A horse

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What was Jenna's favourite ice cream flavour? Keyword; was, she's dead now

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A black guy NOT arrested for being black.

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Why did the black man get laid off? His company was no longer doing well and he was not needed.

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A one legged man walks into a bar and falls down.

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What's the difference between Amy Winehouse and Michael Jackson? Spelling.

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Why was the black man lynched? Because he was found by angry racists in the 1930's.

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How many pancakes does it take to lift up a dog house? Silly goose, alligators can't fly!

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't. I cut off his leg.

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Q: What do you call a Polish astronomer? A: Copernicus.

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Yo mama so fat that when she jumped into a pool she displaced more water than someone who was of a normal weight

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WARNING!: THIS JOKE MAY BE OFFENSIVE::: three mexicans wanted to cross the united states borders when they were greeted by a border guard with a gun. the guard tells the three mexicans that if they wanted to pass the border, they will have to do as he says, to which the 3 of them agrees. the guard tells them to go gather a pair of fruits, so like that each of them went their own way to go get some fruits. the first mexican came back with a pair of apples. The guard orders him to stick both of them up his ass and if he makes a sound, the guard will kill him. The mexican obeys and sticks the apple halfway when he screamed. the guard killed him. The second mexican came back with a pair of cherries. The guard ordered the same thing and told him the same thing. the second mexican made 1 cherry and a half when he giggled. So he died also. when he got to heaven, he meets the first mexican. to which the 1st mexican asks, "why did you laugh? that was so easy!" and the 2nd mexican responded, "i giggled because i saw the third mexican coming with a pair of water melons."

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How many people of a certain demographic does it take to change a light bulb? x+1 (x >0), 1 person to change the lightbulb and x to behave in a manner consistent with the established stereotype of said demographic.

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A horse walks into a butcher shop and asks for two apple pies. The butcher says "sorry, but we don't have apple pies. It's a butcher shop." And the horse says "nevermind, I came here on my bike."

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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