- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you make spongebob come to Life? You kiss him????????

Who do you call when you see a ghost on the street? GHOSTBUSTERS!!!! no, ghostbusters are not real, you call the police

Why did the teenager take a shower? Because she was brutally raped by a serial rapist and felt dirty. Unfortunately for her, she was unaware that she was washing off the prints from her body and the rapist was never found

what is worse - this joke or the last one? what is worse still - sex what is worster - nothing that's not a real word what is wurst? a type of sausage

two japanese men walk into a bar. the first japanese man says “i am japanese!” the second japanese man says “i am also japanese!” the bartender then says “well, hey. i’m japanese too”. the bar was in japan.

how many jews does it take to fit in a mid-size sedan? -5 comfortably.

Why didn't the man laugh at his son's joke? Because he was born without a mouth.

what does nba stand for? Nothing but Africans

whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? the holocaust

roses are red violets are blue i'm allergic to pollen achoo

Why can't Stevie Wonder read? He has retinopathy of prematurity and was born blind.

Q. why did the girl fall off the swing? A. Because she had no arms.

Photons have mass? i didn't even know they were catholic.

Whats black and white and red all over?.. The L.A. Race Riots.

Why did the blind man itch his knee? He has cancer

Q:When do you club a newborn baby? A:Whenever you want to because babies are stupid

whats green and slimy? green slim

Why did the teenager crash his car? He had no arms

What do you call a middle ages man driving a van filled with children? Coach.

You're so fake, Barbara Millicent Roberts is jealous of you.

who lives a pineapple under the sea? a proper spazztwat.

What do you get when you put two landsharks together? Three landsharks.

What happened when the engineering student studied for a physics final? They failed.

What did Rebecka black say on Thursday? Today is thursday.

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